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Protip: if u don't want to stay in biglaw more than a few years

Don't bill more than 2000 hours, volunteer for projects, or ...
Coiffed Parlor Crotch
  08/19/14
it's not THAT easy, but generally, yes. this.
kink-friendly library dragon
  08/19/14
Strivers are hard wired. I have 1 foot out the door and it's...
federal ruby rehab internal respiration
  08/19/14
the legal profession is all about relationships and your rep...
pale turdskin dilemma
  08/19/14
It is an illness. Now that you recognize it you need to corr...
Exhilarant dead foreskin
  08/19/14
One thing many people don't know is how many associates miss...
ivory naked twinkling uncleanness stage
  08/19/14
do people miss hours because they are normal
federal ruby rehab internal respiration
  08/19/14
i straight up turned down work from a sr assoc on a holiday ...
Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency Crackhouse
  08/19/14
explain what the fallout was and how you said no
federal ruby rehab internal respiration
  08/19/14
said i was busy on a holiday and i wouldnt be able to get to...
Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency Crackhouse
  08/19/14
lol what a hellscape. the day after christmas, 2012, i got i...
federal ruby rehab internal respiration
  08/19/14
why have you styaed so long
Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency Crackhouse
  08/19/14
i'm just stuck on a hamster wheel
federal ruby rehab internal respiration
  08/19/14
Good goyim.
milky pontificating marketing idea
  08/20/14
LOL at this fucking "profession".
mischievous range rigor
  08/19/14
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brindle heady jap
  07/03/20
probably because they expect employees to do their job
Clear principal's office
  08/19/14
Your real mistake was answering his email
sooty greedy corn cake ape
  08/20/14
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federal ruby rehab internal respiration
  08/19/14


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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Coiffed Parlor Crotch

Don't bill more than 2000 hours, volunteer for projects, or stress about the little bs that everyone in biglaw gets so insane about. If you do mediocre work and bill ~2000 hours or even slightly less, they won't fire you until at least year 3 or 4. You can coast til then and just apply to other jobs. Lol at strivers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160196)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: kink-friendly library dragon

it's not THAT easy, but generally, yes. this.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26164464)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: federal ruby rehab internal respiration

Strivers are hard wired. I have 1 foot out the door and it's still VERY IMPORTANT that I remain the GO TO ASSOCIATE.

It is an illness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160212)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: pale turdskin dilemma

the legal profession is all about relationships and your reputation is key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160215)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 8:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant dead foreskin

It is an illness. Now that you recognize it you need to correct it. It's hard to do but you're taking the easy way out. You need to be comfortable in uncomfortable positions. I was the same way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26164514)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: ivory naked twinkling uncleanness stage

One thing many people don't know is how many associates miss their hours each year. It's like 30-50% ITE, depending on the firm. If you literally just 2001 hours and avoid being aspie, you are almost certainly going to be an average to above-average associate. At that point, you can last for 8+ years if you so choose.

Miss hours but come reasonably close without being an aspie, and you'll last 3 years EASILY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160230)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: federal ruby rehab internal respiration

do people miss hours because they are normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160232)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 11:42 AM
Author: Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency Crackhouse

i straight up turned down work from a sr assoc on a holiday and it was like a once in a generation fucking scandal at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160704)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: federal ruby rehab internal respiration

explain what the fallout was and how you said no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160717)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency Crackhouse

said i was busy on a holiday and i wouldnt be able to get to it until the morning. associate gave me the assignment at 2 pm. w/ no warning.

associate immediately told the partner who called me in for a sit down 2 days later. sneered at me and rambled about how it's not a 9-5 job and that it's not really acceptable to "have you going dark on holidays". was literally like a 30 minute meeting. he was also protecting the sr assoc's identity liek he was fucking 007. "wellll I wont name names but uve had some negative feetback recently..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160742)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: federal ruby rehab internal respiration

lol what a hellscape. the day after christmas, 2012, i got in an accident rushing to a coffee shop in 1 foot of snow in my dad's truck to run a redline of a partner's handmark. lost control on a completely ice/snow covered back road and spun out in a lady's front lawn. demolished a plastic garbage can - sent it hurdling like 30 yards across her yard. partner was literally emailing me asking where the fuck was his document while i explained to an old lady why i was the only person on the road during a blizzard and yes here is my card and i am happy 2 pay for any damage revealed to ur lawn once the snow melts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160775)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency Crackhouse

why have you styaed so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160780)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: federal ruby rehab internal respiration

i'm just stuck on a hamster wheel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160807)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: milky pontificating marketing idea

Good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26166096)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: mischievous range rigor

LOL at this fucking "profession".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26161144)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: brindle heady jap



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Date: August 19th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: Clear principal's office

probably because they expect employees to do their job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26160726)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: sooty greedy corn cake ape

Your real mistake was answering his email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26166512)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: federal ruby rehab internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2650080&forum_id=2#26161126)