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peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
what city
massive umber church building dragon
  08/24/14
lol 180
Unholy Heady Halford
  08/24/14
fuck. i need to get a new corolla so i can do this breh
Vengeful fortuitous meteor university
  08/24/14
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stubborn submissive international law enforcement agency stag film
  08/24/14
do you rate people less than 5 if they're polite but don't w...
Vivacious bawdyhouse
  08/24/14
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peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
i usually tip the drivers. how rare is that?
Aggressive hairless property
  08/24/14
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peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
What is your hourly
hateful talented boltzmann
  08/24/14
$14-30 minus expenses. After expenses I hope for $20 per ho...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
Thread has potential
Sable Floppy Private Investor
  08/24/14
what commission is uber taking right now?
apoplectic shimmering double fault police squad
  08/24/14
30% here in MFH
maize theater stage
  08/24/14
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peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
How much do you make / night?
Hyperventilating Coldplay Fan Business Firm
  08/24/14
$100-250 over no more than six hours. Drop expenses and it'...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
Do you have any UberX bros that have been robbed?
maize theater stage
  08/24/14
No. The only requirements to the service are credit card, s...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
So none of your friends have had a gun pulled on them while ...
maize theater stage
  08/24/14
3rd and 4th were both no shows. I'll get $5 from the no sho...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
EXPLAIN how you get girls numbers? Seems easy way to get 0-r...
hideous milk
  08/24/14
They ask for my real number and I give it to them.
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
Rate this cryptic response I got from black girl I helped wi...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
she feels pity because clearly you're down on your luck
cracking digit ratio sweet tailpipe
  08/24/14
Would they reject me if my car is 2002 + big ass dent?
Topaz forum
  08/24/14
Get it fixed, ur good.
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
Does the price people pay have anything to do with how nice ...
big people who are hurt laser beams
  08/24/14
Yes, uberX is cheapest (cheaper than a cab) and it's randoms...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
ok but if u have a luxury vehicle you don't get paid extra, ...
big people who are hurt laser beams
  08/24/14
If you get it certified as a black car you get MUCH extra. ...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
interesting. i have a 2015 car that costs about 100k. I assu...
big people who are hurt laser beams
  08/24/14
Sounds like it
Histrionic magenta station corn cake
  08/24/14
You won't get many fares.
nofapping sandwich macaca
  08/24/14
I do autotip. Does Uber cut off that? Should I be cash tip...
opaque stirring jew stock car
  08/24/14
Depends. Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the ...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
"Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the car....
big people who are hurt laser beams
  08/24/14
Couple gays on a short hop. They did not invite me in to th...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
Took some more gay dudes to that party.
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
Ugh, another cancellation. People are testing.
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
People tip for Uber-X? Please explain
Wine Trailer Park
  08/24/14
i've been srsly considering this, seems like it'd be 180 for...
Aromatic Background Story Locale
  08/24/14
Cr, do Lyft not über. The people sit up front and talk...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
Ljl at that pink moustache
Histrionic magenta station corn cake
  08/24/14
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Vengeful fortuitous meteor university
  08/24/14
yeah i feel like lyft is superior/more hip cuz it's the unde...
Aromatic Background Story Locale
  08/24/14
Typical 4 hour shift:
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
180 bro. would love to do this on weekends especially..I'd e...
Vengeful fortuitous meteor university
  08/24/14
wait, this is lyft, thought you said you were doin uber?
sickened tan library
  08/24/14
Holy shit, flame exposed Edit: the weird spots on the pi...
Unholy Heady Halford
  08/24/14
you can do both simultaneously
maize theater stage
  08/24/14
If you claimed to be a former biglawyer, this shtick would b...
Unholy Heady Halford
  08/24/14
Current, brother. One day that shoes gonna drop. I enjoy b...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
You realize you're paying like 50% tax (35% post deductions)...
nofapping sandwich macaca
  08/24/14
Not really. It's tossed on my current bracket so .35 and I ...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
Don't know what your 2nd paragraph says but your gas is mean...
nofapping sandwich macaca
  08/24/14
No tax master man, obviously. I just like doing it and my s...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
Is 2014 your first year?
nofapping sandwich macaca
  08/24/14
u should also deduct ur depreciation
Beady-eyed heaven coffee pot
  08/24/14
That is included in the mileage deduction
nofapping sandwich macaca
  08/24/14
Last ride was two Hispanic chicas going to autozone for some...
peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
  08/24/14
how does that work? does the fare add up while you wait or d...
Aromatic Background Story Locale
  08/24/14
wait, were you that guy that picked up yr BIGLAW boss in an ...
massive umber church building dragon
  08/24/14
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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197096)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: massive umber church building dragon

what city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197104)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Unholy Heady Halford

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197106)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Vengeful fortuitous meteor university

fuck. i need to get a new corolla so i can do this breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197109)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: stubborn submissive international law enforcement agency stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197112)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Vivacious bawdyhouse

do you rate people less than 5 if they're polite but don't want to have the full Uber Interactive Experience (tm) and just read their phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197114)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197361)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Aggressive hairless property

i usually tip the drivers.

how rare is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197116)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197376)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: hateful talented boltzmann

What is your hourly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197127)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

$14-30 minus expenses. After expenses I hope for $20 per hour. A person in the car is worth at least $1 min, so I focus on drunk time from 10-3 Frid Saturday. Have made $300 in two good nights plus collect numbers and drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197388)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Sable Floppy Private Investor

Thread has potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197155)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: apoplectic shimmering double fault police squad

what commission is uber taking right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197213)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: maize theater stage

30% here in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197386)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197404)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Coldplay Fan Business Firm

How much do you make / night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197389)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

$100-250 over no more than six hours. Drop expenses and it's pretty close to $15-19 an hour. Lyft gets drunk kids around so 10p to 3a is Magic hour. Less on Sunday and Thursday,

You can get some great fares during rush hour, like $25-45.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197419)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: maize theater stage

Do you have any UberX bros that have been robbed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197423)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

No. The only requirements to the service are credit card, social media, and smart phone. Effective screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197442)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: maize theater stage

So none of your friends have had a gun pulled on them while driving UberX? Or do people just avoid blacks in general

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197552)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

3rd and 4th were both no shows. I'll get $5 from the no show who blames his kid and $0 from the chick who cancelled quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197424)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: hideous milk

EXPLAIN how you get girls numbers? Seems easy way to get 0-rated by shitlib shrew and DINGFAG'd out of uber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197431)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

They ask for my real number and I give it to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197448)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Rate this cryptic response I got from black girl I helped with her grocercies:

It's funny how you just got wired and hung up. I couldn't add the tip missed the screen and couldn't go back. Thought I'd nice and let you. Sorry to bother you. I'd have no reason to contact you otherwise. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197458)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: cracking digit ratio sweet tailpipe

she feels pity because clearly you're down on your luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197523)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: Topaz forum

Would they reject me if my car is 2002 + big ass dent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197468)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate
Subject: Get it fixed, ur good.

Strong chance yes, but no hard rule if you should up with candy and water and a great personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197475)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: big people who are hurt laser beams

Does the price people pay have anything to do with how nice your car is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197548)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Yes, uberX is cheapest (cheaper than a cab) and it's randoms with their car. Uber also offer XL which is a seven sweater and family friend vehicles with car seats. The rates a much greater for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197583)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: big people who are hurt laser beams

ok but if u have a luxury vehicle you don't get paid extra, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197598)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

If you get it certified as a black car you get MUCH extra. You go through an inspection and become Uber Black instead of UberX. Huge increase on a fare to fare basis, but UberX is all about volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197608)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: big people who are hurt laser beams

interesting. i have a 2015 car that costs about 100k. I assume that's easily a Uber Black qualifier?

And in case anyone is wondering why I would have an expensive car but be curious about Uber, it's just to meet people, learn about places to go out, etc. Yes, I'm a fucking lonely faggot in a city where I know literally no one other than my co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197851)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Histrionic magenta station corn cake

Sounds like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198032)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: nofapping sandwich macaca

You won't get many fares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198283)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: opaque stirring jew stock car

I do autotip. Does Uber cut off that? Should I be cash tipping my driver bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197564)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Depends. Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the car. Cash for service is an easy one person cop conviction for the gray areas in most cities. I show those folks how to do it through the app.

Cash is another wrinkle, especially for tax purposes that I don't really like. I get one hundred percent of tips on the app so it's simpler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197603)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: big people who are hurt laser beams

"Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the car."

Can you explain what you mean? Are you saying people should just give the cash to the driver (or put it on the center console or some shit) and not say it's a tip?

"Cash for service is an easy one person cop conviction for the gray areas in most cities."

I don't understand what u're trying to say here. Please elaborate, mang.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197866)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Couple gays on a short hop. They did not invite me in to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197575)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Took some more gay dudes to that party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197845)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Ugh, another cancellation. People are testing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197612)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Wine Trailer Park

People tip for Uber-X? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197622)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Background Story Locale

i've been srsly considering this, seems like it'd be 180 for goodlooking amiablebros in terms of both getting dem tips and getting dem #s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197639)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Cr, do Lyft not über. The people sit up front and talk to you. Had one girl give me a back rub.

If you like people it's a fun way to add $1600-2500 to your bank accounts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197794)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Histrionic magenta station corn cake

Ljl at that pink moustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197826)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: adventurous bistre friendly grandma antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197846)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Vengeful fortuitous meteor university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197848)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Aromatic Background Story Locale

yeah i feel like lyft is superior/more hip cuz it's the underdog so still has a fairly informed clientele

when i first started out i sat up front but now when i take a lyft or uber alone i hop in the back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197899)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Typical 4 hour shift:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197840)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Vengeful fortuitous meteor university

180 bro. would love to do this on weekends especially..I'd even be willing to drive to sf and crash at a buddies place to get more $. now i have a reason to buy a newer car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197853)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: sickened tan library

wait, this is lyft, thought you said you were doin uber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197856)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Unholy Heady Halford

Holy shit, flame exposed

Edit: the weird spots on the pic are also questionable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197885)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: maize theater stage

you can do both simultaneously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197888)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Unholy Heady Halford

If you claimed to be a former biglawyer, this shtick would be truly epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197862)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Current, brother. One day that shoes gonna drop. I enjoy being 99-percentile again for once and am doing to this to save extra downpayment money while wife is out with Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198240)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: nofapping sandwich macaca

You realize you're paying like 50% tax (35% post deductions) on this income right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198296)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Not really. It's tossed on my current bracket so .35 and I have tons of receipts (all gas receipts to point I may getter a better deduction if I claim them).

Should owe several hundred next year and up $2k this year for a bizarre hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198315)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: nofapping sandwich macaca

Don't know what your 2nd paragraph says but your gas is meaningless. You can write off .52ish a mile and that's it.

Don't forget

Federal

State

SSI if you're bullshitting about BIGLAW.

All at the marginal rate.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198339)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

No tax master man, obviously. I just like doing it and my savings acct has been on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198410)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: nofapping sandwich macaca

Is 2014 your first year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198425)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed heaven coffee pot

u should also deduct ur depreciation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198617)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: nofapping sandwich macaca

That is included in the mileage deduction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198678)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring windowlicker karate

Last ride was two Hispanic chicas going to autozone for some parts; had to wait in parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198247)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Background Story Locale

how does that work? does the fare add up while you wait or did they end the ride when they arrived and tell you to stay so you're not getting paid for waiting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198322)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: massive umber church building dragon

wait, were you that guy that picked up yr BIGLAW boss in an uber on yr weekend off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198369)



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Unhinged Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#41481251)