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White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
what city
Big cheese-eating skinny woman
  08/24/14
lol 180
Ivory bonkers public bath psychic
  08/24/14
fuck. i need to get a new corolla so i can do this breh
twinkling irradiated home mood
  08/24/14
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Exciting Resort
  08/24/14
do you rate people less than 5 if they're polite but don't w...
thriller opaque legal warrant filthpig
  08/24/14
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White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
i usually tip the drivers. how rare is that?
titillating therapy sanctuary
  08/24/14
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White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
What is your hourly
azure digit ratio kitty
  08/24/14
$14-30 minus expenses. After expenses I hope for $20 per ho...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
Thread has potential
Adventurous Fiercely-loyal Property
  08/24/14
what commission is uber taking right now?
cyan rigpig
  08/24/14
30% here in MFH
Arousing Crotch
  08/24/14
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White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
How much do you make / night?
lascivious meetinghouse
  08/24/14
$100-250 over no more than six hours. Drop expenses and it'...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
Do you have any UberX bros that have been robbed?
Arousing Crotch
  08/24/14
No. The only requirements to the service are credit card, s...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
So none of your friends have had a gun pulled on them while ...
Arousing Crotch
  08/24/14
3rd and 4th were both no shows. I'll get $5 from the no sho...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
EXPLAIN how you get girls numbers? Seems easy way to get 0-r...
hairraiser self-absorbed goyim
  08/24/14
They ask for my real number and I give it to them.
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
Rate this cryptic response I got from black girl I helped wi...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
she feels pity because clearly you're down on your luck
Pale motley piazza
  08/24/14
Would they reject me if my car is 2002 + big ass dent?
Big-titted up-to-no-good church building
  08/24/14
Get it fixed, ur good.
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
Does the price people pay have anything to do with how nice ...
brindle field giraffe
  08/24/14
Yes, uberX is cheapest (cheaper than a cab) and it's randoms...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
ok but if u have a luxury vehicle you don't get paid extra, ...
brindle field giraffe
  08/24/14
If you get it certified as a black car you get MUCH extra. ...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
interesting. i have a 2015 car that costs about 100k. I assu...
brindle field giraffe
  08/24/14
Sounds like it
lilac godawful senate people who are hurt
  08/24/14
You won't get many fares.
Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting
  08/24/14
I do autotip. Does Uber cut off that? Should I be cash tip...
dashing fishy orchestra pit
  08/24/14
Depends. Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the ...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
"Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the car....
brindle field giraffe
  08/24/14
Couple gays on a short hop. They did not invite me in to th...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
Took some more gay dudes to that party.
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
Ugh, another cancellation. People are testing.
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
People tip for Uber-X? Please explain
shivering garrison gaping
  08/24/14
i've been srsly considering this, seems like it'd be 180 for...
hyperventilating ladyboy
  08/24/14
Cr, do Lyft not über. The people sit up front and talk...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
Ljl at that pink moustache
lilac godawful senate people who are hurt
  08/24/14
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irate beady-eyed site useless brakes
  08/24/14
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twinkling irradiated home mood
  08/24/14
yeah i feel like lyft is superior/more hip cuz it's the unde...
hyperventilating ladyboy
  08/24/14
Typical 4 hour shift:
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
180 bro. would love to do this on weekends especially..I'd e...
twinkling irradiated home mood
  08/24/14
wait, this is lyft, thought you said you were doin uber?
cowardly house
  08/24/14
Holy shit, flame exposed Edit: the weird spots on the pi...
Ivory bonkers public bath psychic
  08/24/14
you can do both simultaneously
Arousing Crotch
  08/24/14
If you claimed to be a former biglawyer, this shtick would b...
Ivory bonkers public bath psychic
  08/24/14
Current, brother. One day that shoes gonna drop. I enjoy b...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
You realize you're paying like 50% tax (35% post deductions)...
Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting
  08/24/14
Not really. It's tossed on my current bracket so .35 and I ...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
Don't know what your 2nd paragraph says but your gas is mean...
Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting
  08/24/14
No tax master man, obviously. I just like doing it and my s...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
Is 2014 your first year?
Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting
  08/24/14
u should also deduct ur depreciation
garnet racy kitchen generalized bond
  08/24/14
That is included in the mileage deduction
Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting
  08/24/14
Last ride was two Hispanic chicas going to autozone for some...
White Police Squad Theatre
  08/24/14
how does that work? does the fare add up while you wait or d...
hyperventilating ladyboy
  08/24/14
wait, were you that guy that picked up yr BIGLAW boss in an ...
Big cheese-eating skinny woman
  08/24/14
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Nighttime stain
  12/03/20


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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197096)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Big cheese-eating skinny woman

what city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197104)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Ivory bonkers public bath psychic

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197106)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated home mood

fuck. i need to get a new corolla so i can do this breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197109)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Exciting Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197112)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: thriller opaque legal warrant filthpig

do you rate people less than 5 if they're polite but don't want to have the full Uber Interactive Experience (tm) and just read their phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197114)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197361)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: titillating therapy sanctuary

i usually tip the drivers.

how rare is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197116)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197376)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: azure digit ratio kitty

What is your hourly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197127)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

$14-30 minus expenses. After expenses I hope for $20 per hour. A person in the car is worth at least $1 min, so I focus on drunk time from 10-3 Frid Saturday. Have made $300 in two good nights plus collect numbers and drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197388)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Adventurous Fiercely-loyal Property

Thread has potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197155)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: cyan rigpig

what commission is uber taking right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197213)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Arousing Crotch

30% here in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197386)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197404)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: lascivious meetinghouse

How much do you make / night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197389)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

$100-250 over no more than six hours. Drop expenses and it's pretty close to $15-19 an hour. Lyft gets drunk kids around so 10p to 3a is Magic hour. Less on Sunday and Thursday,

You can get some great fares during rush hour, like $25-45.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197419)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Arousing Crotch

Do you have any UberX bros that have been robbed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197423)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

No. The only requirements to the service are credit card, social media, and smart phone. Effective screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197442)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Arousing Crotch

So none of your friends have had a gun pulled on them while driving UberX? Or do people just avoid blacks in general

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197552)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

3rd and 4th were both no shows. I'll get $5 from the no show who blames his kid and $0 from the chick who cancelled quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197424)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: hairraiser self-absorbed goyim

EXPLAIN how you get girls numbers? Seems easy way to get 0-rated by shitlib shrew and DINGFAG'd out of uber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197431)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

They ask for my real number and I give it to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197448)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Rate this cryptic response I got from black girl I helped with her grocercies:

It's funny how you just got wired and hung up. I couldn't add the tip missed the screen and couldn't go back. Thought I'd nice and let you. Sorry to bother you. I'd have no reason to contact you otherwise. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197458)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Pale motley piazza

she feels pity because clearly you're down on your luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197523)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: Big-titted up-to-no-good church building

Would they reject me if my car is 2002 + big ass dent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197468)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre
Subject: Get it fixed, ur good.

Strong chance yes, but no hard rule if you should up with candy and water and a great personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197475)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: brindle field giraffe

Does the price people pay have anything to do with how nice your car is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197548)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Yes, uberX is cheapest (cheaper than a cab) and it's randoms with their car. Uber also offer XL which is a seven sweater and family friend vehicles with car seats. The rates a much greater for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197583)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: brindle field giraffe

ok but if u have a luxury vehicle you don't get paid extra, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197598)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

If you get it certified as a black car you get MUCH extra. You go through an inspection and become Uber Black instead of UberX. Huge increase on a fare to fare basis, but UberX is all about volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197608)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: brindle field giraffe

interesting. i have a 2015 car that costs about 100k. I assume that's easily a Uber Black qualifier?

And in case anyone is wondering why I would have an expensive car but be curious about Uber, it's just to meet people, learn about places to go out, etc. Yes, I'm a fucking lonely faggot in a city where I know literally no one other than my co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197851)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: lilac godawful senate people who are hurt

Sounds like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198032)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting

You won't get many fares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198283)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: dashing fishy orchestra pit

I do autotip. Does Uber cut off that? Should I be cash tipping my driver bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197564)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Depends. Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the car. Cash for service is an easy one person cop conviction for the gray areas in most cities. I show those folks how to do it through the app.

Cash is another wrinkle, especially for tax purposes that I don't really like. I get one hundred percent of tips on the app so it's simpler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197603)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: brindle field giraffe

"Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the car."

Can you explain what you mean? Are you saying people should just give the cash to the driver (or put it on the center console or some shit) and not say it's a tip?

"Cash for service is an easy one person cop conviction for the gray areas in most cities."

I don't understand what u're trying to say here. Please elaborate, mang.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197866)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Couple gays on a short hop. They did not invite me in to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197575)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Took some more gay dudes to that party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197845)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Ugh, another cancellation. People are testing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197612)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: shivering garrison gaping

People tip for Uber-X? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197622)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating ladyboy

i've been srsly considering this, seems like it'd be 180 for goodlooking amiablebros in terms of both getting dem tips and getting dem #s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197639)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Cr, do Lyft not über. The people sit up front and talk to you. Had one girl give me a back rub.

If you like people it's a fun way to add $1600-2500 to your bank accounts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197794)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: lilac godawful senate people who are hurt

Ljl at that pink moustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197826)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: irate beady-eyed site useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197846)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated home mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197848)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating ladyboy

yeah i feel like lyft is superior/more hip cuz it's the underdog so still has a fairly informed clientele

when i first started out i sat up front but now when i take a lyft or uber alone i hop in the back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197899)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Typical 4 hour shift:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197840)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: twinkling irradiated home mood

180 bro. would love to do this on weekends especially..I'd even be willing to drive to sf and crash at a buddies place to get more $. now i have a reason to buy a newer car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197853)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: cowardly house

wait, this is lyft, thought you said you were doin uber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197856)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Ivory bonkers public bath psychic

Holy shit, flame exposed

Edit: the weird spots on the pic are also questionable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197885)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Arousing Crotch

you can do both simultaneously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197888)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Ivory bonkers public bath psychic

If you claimed to be a former biglawyer, this shtick would be truly epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197862)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Current, brother. One day that shoes gonna drop. I enjoy being 99-percentile again for once and am doing to this to save extra downpayment money while wife is out with Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198240)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting

You realize you're paying like 50% tax (35% post deductions) on this income right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198296)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Not really. It's tossed on my current bracket so .35 and I have tons of receipts (all gas receipts to point I may getter a better deduction if I claim them).

Should owe several hundred next year and up $2k this year for a bizarre hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198315)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting

Don't know what your 2nd paragraph says but your gas is meaningless. You can write off .52ish a mile and that's it.

Don't forget

Federal

State

SSI if you're bullshitting about BIGLAW.

All at the marginal rate.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198339)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

No tax master man, obviously. I just like doing it and my savings acct has been on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198410)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting

Is 2014 your first year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198425)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: garnet racy kitchen generalized bond

u should also deduct ur depreciation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198617)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap Famous Landscape Painting

That is included in the mileage deduction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198678)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: White Police Squad Theatre

Last ride was two Hispanic chicas going to autozone for some parts; had to wait in parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198247)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating ladyboy

how does that work? does the fare add up while you wait or did they end the ride when they arrived and tell you to stay so you're not getting paid for waiting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198322)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Big cheese-eating skinny woman

wait, were you that guy that picked up yr BIGLAW boss in an uber on yr weekend off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198369)



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Nighttime stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#41481251)