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Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
what city
poppy heady dingle berry people who are hurt
  08/24/14
lol 180
Cordovan fighting headpube
  08/24/14
fuck. i need to get a new corolla so i can do this breh
Hateful plaza
  08/24/14
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Exciting Windowlicker
  08/24/14
do you rate people less than 5 if they're polite but don't w...
primrose bearded locale
  08/24/14
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Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
i usually tip the drivers. how rare is that?
Translucent stimulating library
  08/24/14
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Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
What is your hourly
Federal Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/24/14
$14-30 minus expenses. After expenses I hope for $20 per ho...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
Thread has potential
Ultramarine location
  08/24/14
what commission is uber taking right now?
charcoal vivacious famous landscape painting station
  08/24/14
30% here in MFH
stirring opaque hell travel guidebook
  08/24/14
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Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
How much do you make / night?
painfully honest motley address
  08/24/14
$100-250 over no more than six hours. Drop expenses and it'...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
Do you have any UberX bros that have been robbed?
stirring opaque hell travel guidebook
  08/24/14
No. The only requirements to the service are credit card, s...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
So none of your friends have had a gun pulled on them while ...
stirring opaque hell travel guidebook
  08/24/14
3rd and 4th were both no shows. I'll get $5 from the no sho...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
EXPLAIN how you get girls numbers? Seems easy way to get 0-r...
emerald really tough guy
  08/24/14
They ask for my real number and I give it to them.
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
Rate this cryptic response I got from black girl I helped wi...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
she feels pity because clearly you're down on your luck
180 Gas Station Fanboi
  08/24/14
Would they reject me if my car is 2002 + big ass dent?
cheese-eating cuckoldry
  08/24/14
Get it fixed, ur good.
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
Does the price people pay have anything to do with how nice ...
Overrated Pit Cuck
  08/24/14
Yes, uberX is cheapest (cheaper than a cab) and it's randoms...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
ok but if u have a luxury vehicle you don't get paid extra, ...
Overrated Pit Cuck
  08/24/14
If you get it certified as a black car you get MUCH extra. ...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
interesting. i have a 2015 car that costs about 100k. I assu...
Overrated Pit Cuck
  08/24/14
Sounds like it
sexy shitlib trailer park
  08/24/14
You won't get many fares.
racy ruddy piazza party of the first part
  08/24/14
I do autotip. Does Uber cut off that? Should I be cash tip...
fishy fortuitous meteor
  08/24/14
Depends. Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the ...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
"Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the car....
Overrated Pit Cuck
  08/24/14
Couple gays on a short hop. They did not invite me in to th...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
Took some more gay dudes to that party.
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
Ugh, another cancellation. People are testing.
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
People tip for Uber-X? Please explain
trip cruise ship
  08/24/14
i've been srsly considering this, seems like it'd be 180 for...
twinkling lay telephone
  08/24/14
Cr, do Lyft not über. The people sit up front and talk...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
Ljl at that pink moustache
sexy shitlib trailer park
  08/24/14
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razzle house-broken abode hunting ground
  08/24/14
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Hateful plaza
  08/24/14
yeah i feel like lyft is superior/more hip cuz it's the unde...
twinkling lay telephone
  08/24/14
Typical 4 hour shift:
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
180 bro. would love to do this on weekends especially..I'd e...
Hateful plaza
  08/24/14
wait, this is lyft, thought you said you were doin uber?
geriatric orchestra pit
  08/24/14
Holy shit, flame exposed Edit: the weird spots on the pi...
Cordovan fighting headpube
  08/24/14
you can do both simultaneously
stirring opaque hell travel guidebook
  08/24/14
If you claimed to be a former biglawyer, this shtick would b...
Cordovan fighting headpube
  08/24/14
Current, brother. One day that shoes gonna drop. I enjoy b...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
You realize you're paying like 50% tax (35% post deductions)...
racy ruddy piazza party of the first part
  08/24/14
Not really. It's tossed on my current bracket so .35 and I ...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
Don't know what your 2nd paragraph says but your gas is mean...
racy ruddy piazza party of the first part
  08/24/14
No tax master man, obviously. I just like doing it and my s...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
Is 2014 your first year?
racy ruddy piazza party of the first part
  08/24/14
u should also deduct ur depreciation
rough-skinned floppy degenerate rigpig
  08/24/14
That is included in the mileage deduction
racy ruddy piazza party of the first part
  08/24/14
Last ride was two Hispanic chicas going to autozone for some...
Galvanic Resort
  08/24/14
how does that work? does the fare add up while you wait or d...
twinkling lay telephone
  08/24/14
wait, were you that guy that picked up yr BIGLAW boss in an ...
poppy heady dingle berry people who are hurt
  08/24/14
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violet temple volcanic crater
  12/03/20


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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197096)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: poppy heady dingle berry people who are hurt

what city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197104)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Cordovan fighting headpube

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197106)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Hateful plaza

fuck. i need to get a new corolla so i can do this breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197109)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Exciting Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197112)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: primrose bearded locale

do you rate people less than 5 if they're polite but don't want to have the full Uber Interactive Experience (tm) and just read their phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197114)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197361)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Translucent stimulating library

i usually tip the drivers.

how rare is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197116)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197376)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Federal Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth

What is your hourly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197127)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

$14-30 minus expenses. After expenses I hope for $20 per hour. A person in the car is worth at least $1 min, so I focus on drunk time from 10-3 Frid Saturday. Have made $300 in two good nights plus collect numbers and drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197388)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine location

Thread has potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197155)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: charcoal vivacious famous landscape painting station

what commission is uber taking right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197213)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: stirring opaque hell travel guidebook

30% here in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197386)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197404)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: painfully honest motley address

How much do you make / night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197389)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

$100-250 over no more than six hours. Drop expenses and it's pretty close to $15-19 an hour. Lyft gets drunk kids around so 10p to 3a is Magic hour. Less on Sunday and Thursday,

You can get some great fares during rush hour, like $25-45.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197419)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: stirring opaque hell travel guidebook

Do you have any UberX bros that have been robbed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197423)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

No. The only requirements to the service are credit card, social media, and smart phone. Effective screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197442)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: stirring opaque hell travel guidebook

So none of your friends have had a gun pulled on them while driving UberX? Or do people just avoid blacks in general

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197552)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

3rd and 4th were both no shows. I'll get $5 from the no show who blames his kid and $0 from the chick who cancelled quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197424)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: emerald really tough guy

EXPLAIN how you get girls numbers? Seems easy way to get 0-rated by shitlib shrew and DINGFAG'd out of uber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197431)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

They ask for my real number and I give it to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197448)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Rate this cryptic response I got from black girl I helped with her grocercies:

It's funny how you just got wired and hung up. I couldn't add the tip missed the screen and couldn't go back. Thought I'd nice and let you. Sorry to bother you. I'd have no reason to contact you otherwise. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197458)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: 180 Gas Station Fanboi

she feels pity because clearly you're down on your luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197523)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating cuckoldry

Would they reject me if my car is 2002 + big ass dent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197468)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort
Subject: Get it fixed, ur good.

Strong chance yes, but no hard rule if you should up with candy and water and a great personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197475)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Overrated Pit Cuck

Does the price people pay have anything to do with how nice your car is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197548)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Yes, uberX is cheapest (cheaper than a cab) and it's randoms with their car. Uber also offer XL which is a seven sweater and family friend vehicles with car seats. The rates a much greater for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197583)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: Overrated Pit Cuck

ok but if u have a luxury vehicle you don't get paid extra, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197598)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

If you get it certified as a black car you get MUCH extra. You go through an inspection and become Uber Black instead of UberX. Huge increase on a fare to fare basis, but UberX is all about volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197608)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Overrated Pit Cuck

interesting. i have a 2015 car that costs about 100k. I assume that's easily a Uber Black qualifier?

And in case anyone is wondering why I would have an expensive car but be curious about Uber, it's just to meet people, learn about places to go out, etc. Yes, I'm a fucking lonely faggot in a city where I know literally no one other than my co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197851)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: sexy shitlib trailer park

Sounds like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198032)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: racy ruddy piazza party of the first part

You won't get many fares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198283)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: fishy fortuitous meteor

I do autotip. Does Uber cut off that? Should I be cash tipping my driver bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197564)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Depends. Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the car. Cash for service is an easy one person cop conviction for the gray areas in most cities. I show those folks how to do it through the app.

Cash is another wrinkle, especially for tax purposes that I don't really like. I get one hundred percent of tips on the app so it's simpler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197603)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Overrated Pit Cuck

"Don't make a thing of it and just leave it in the car."

Can you explain what you mean? Are you saying people should just give the cash to the driver (or put it on the center console or some shit) and not say it's a tip?

"Cash for service is an easy one person cop conviction for the gray areas in most cities."

I don't understand what u're trying to say here. Please elaborate, mang.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197866)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Couple gays on a short hop. They did not invite me in to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197575)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Took some more gay dudes to that party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197845)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Ugh, another cancellation. People are testing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197612)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: trip cruise ship

People tip for Uber-X? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197622)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: twinkling lay telephone

i've been srsly considering this, seems like it'd be 180 for goodlooking amiablebros in terms of both getting dem tips and getting dem #s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197639)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Cr, do Lyft not über. The people sit up front and talk to you. Had one girl give me a back rub.

If you like people it's a fun way to add $1600-2500 to your bank accounts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197794)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: sexy shitlib trailer park

Ljl at that pink moustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197826)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: razzle house-broken abode hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197846)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Hateful plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197848)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: twinkling lay telephone

yeah i feel like lyft is superior/more hip cuz it's the underdog so still has a fairly informed clientele

when i first started out i sat up front but now when i take a lyft or uber alone i hop in the back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197899)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Typical 4 hour shift:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197840)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Hateful plaza

180 bro. would love to do this on weekends especially..I'd even be willing to drive to sf and crash at a buddies place to get more $. now i have a reason to buy a newer car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197853)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: geriatric orchestra pit

wait, this is lyft, thought you said you were doin uber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197856)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Cordovan fighting headpube

Holy shit, flame exposed

Edit: the weird spots on the pic are also questionable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197885)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: stirring opaque hell travel guidebook

you can do both simultaneously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197888)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Cordovan fighting headpube

If you claimed to be a former biglawyer, this shtick would be truly epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26197862)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Current, brother. One day that shoes gonna drop. I enjoy being 99-percentile again for once and am doing to this to save extra downpayment money while wife is out with Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198240)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: racy ruddy piazza party of the first part

You realize you're paying like 50% tax (35% post deductions) on this income right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198296)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Not really. It's tossed on my current bracket so .35 and I have tons of receipts (all gas receipts to point I may getter a better deduction if I claim them).

Should owe several hundred next year and up $2k this year for a bizarre hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198315)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: racy ruddy piazza party of the first part

Don't know what your 2nd paragraph says but your gas is meaningless. You can write off .52ish a mile and that's it.

Don't forget

Federal

State

SSI if you're bullshitting about BIGLAW.

All at the marginal rate.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198339)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

No tax master man, obviously. I just like doing it and my savings acct has been on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198410)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: racy ruddy piazza party of the first part

Is 2014 your first year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198425)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: rough-skinned floppy degenerate rigpig

u should also deduct ur depreciation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198617)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: racy ruddy piazza party of the first part

That is included in the mileage deduction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198678)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort

Last ride was two Hispanic chicas going to autozone for some parts; had to wait in parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198247)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: twinkling lay telephone

how does that work? does the fare add up while you wait or did they end the ride when they arrived and tell you to stay so you're not getting paid for waiting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198322)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: poppy heady dingle berry people who are hurt

wait, were you that guy that picked up yr BIGLAW boss in an uber on yr weekend off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#26198369)



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: violet temple volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2655238&forum_id=2#41481251)