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10,000+ studies: shorts (<5'9s) are fucked for life.

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Aqua Faggot Firefighter Pit
  08/29/14
Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lot...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
You're short.
Aqua Faggot Firefighter Pit
  08/29/14
Yup. and killing it in every aspect of life.
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
FATALITY
Cerise newt rehab
  08/29/14
Done here
arousing cordovan principal's office
  08/30/14
Jesus. . .
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  07/30/18
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  07/30/18
absolutely devastating
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  07/23/19
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  07/23/19
your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cl...
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  08/29/14
Nah she wont. I'm the alpha in my group of friends and i...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
explain how, physically, they can look up to you
stimulating adulterous native
  08/29/14
The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know h...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a ...
stimulating adulterous native
  08/29/14
All star in every sport I ever tried obviously.
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
cracking up here
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  07/30/18
don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are...
Gold Passionate Milk Goyim
  08/29/14
By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no?
arousing cordovan principal's office
  08/30/14
you are a temporary fix until some guy with height shows he...
Supple brindle mother hominid
  08/29/14
Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh.
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF
Unholy Becky Base
  08/29/14
Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped ...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
gj brother
Unholy Becky Base
  08/29/14
(Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit)
Aqua Faggot Firefighter Pit
  08/29/14
100% is a huge benefit.
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
Keep telling yourself that.
Aqua Faggot Firefighter Pit
  08/29/14
I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality. Like yee...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
(tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling ...
dull church
  08/29/14
...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial ...
Gold Passionate Milk Goyim
  08/29/14
this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin.
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  07/23/19
this is why people dislike shortmos
at-the-ready pocket flask
  08/29/14
Everybody likes me lil breh
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil"...
topaz histrionic brunch laser beams
  08/29/14
I think I just did, lil breh. I also lift more than you ...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome.
topaz histrionic brunch laser beams
  08/29/14
Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great ...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
azns arent hawt
Stubborn bawdyhouse
  08/29/14
Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother?
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of th...
Cerebral crackhouse
  08/29/14
Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state ...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
(guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life)
territorial slippery psychic
  08/29/14
No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactl...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
Are your initials SA?
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  07/30/18
you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actua...
Diverse dun point
  12/18/17
Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
(napoleon)
Cerebral crackhouse
  08/29/14
Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for back...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man
Cerebral crackhouse
  08/29/14
(Pounds chest) Come at me bro
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
Some advice for the weak out there. If you're average in...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
(used car salesman claiming to work at V5)
stimulating adulterous native
  08/29/14
Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all t...
Gold Passionate Milk Goyim
  08/29/14
Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who yo...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
(Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full sca...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
10,000 studies: being short sux a lone, brave pumo: being...
chest-beating mint lodge party of the first part
  08/29/14
Nah, being me is 180. Dunno about the rest of the shorts...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being yo...
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  08/29/14
Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you ...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
so this is julia flame right
Dashing house
  08/29/14
Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate str...
House-broken roommate keepsake machete
  08/29/14
My friend group is all non lawyers. Not asian. Yeah ...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable....
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
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  09/14/18
Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot ...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/29/14
Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on he...
marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/30/14
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marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse
  08/30/14
180
Unholy Becky Base
  08/30/14
LOL at your life obeezy
Fishy address
  12/18/17
being short is the second worst thing a man can be
Cream 180 goal in life
  12/18/17
LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cring...
Diverse dun point
  12/18/17
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  12/26/17
LMAO at this whole fucking thread
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  07/27/18
truly sad!
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  07/27/18
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  07/27/18
Holy shit.
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  07/30/18
humiliating performance by obeezy ITT
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  07/30/18
Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some ...
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  07/30/18
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  09/20/18
cr
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  12/20/18
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  12/20/18
Holy fuck obeezy
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  07/23/19


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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Aqua Faggot Firefighter Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231249)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lots of friends, great relationship with my family.

Explain to me how I'm fucked little breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231262)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Aqua Faggot Firefighter Pit

You're short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231263)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Yup.

and killing it in every aspect of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231270)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Cerise newt rehab

FATALITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232572)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: arousing cordovan principal's office

Done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236662)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Carnelian fragrant area personal credit line

Jesus. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524117)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: racy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524165)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: indecent onyx striped hyena electric furnace

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577946)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: Appetizing gay stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38578048)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Lemon Place Of Business Casino

your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cleaners with the child of her college basketball player fuckbuddy that you'll have to pay for. Your fathers, brothers, coworkers, peers, acquaintences, and friends never truly respected you. Your sense of reality is warped because you have no frame of reference of what it's like to be a normal somewhat desirable 6'4 bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231268)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Nah she wont.

I'm the alpha in my group of friends and it's not close.

I make more money than anybody in my family and they all look up to me as the smart succesful guy.

Former college athlete who's jacked as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231274)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: stimulating adulterous native

explain how, physically, they can look up to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231335)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know how I became so awesome. Then they beg for advice while looking up to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231345)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: stimulating adulterous native

so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a dad telling his son to believe in himself at a little league game? (were you allowed on little league teams as a kid?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231363)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

All star in every sport I ever tried obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231371)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: smoky business firm genital piercing

cracking up here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524134)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Gold Passionate Milk Goyim

don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are genuinely NOT weak-chested cowards have no frame of reference to discern what it's like to innately not be a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231360)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: arousing cordovan principal's office

By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236666)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Supple brindle mother hominid

you are a temporary fix

until some guy with height shows her some interest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231271)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231278)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Unholy Becky Base

Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231277)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped me develop a fuck you attitude that served me well in sports biglaw and life.

And now I'm me. Basically perfect.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231284)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Unholy Becky Base

gj brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231297)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Aqua Faggot Firefighter Pit

(Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231299)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

100% is a huge benefit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231312)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Aqua Faggot Firefighter Pit

Keep telling yourself that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231319)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality.

Like yeezus says everything I'm not made me everything I am.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231326)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: dull church

(tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling himself how good life is)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231352)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231354)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Gold Passionate Milk Goyim

don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial to understand reason. i think that you will see moar of it as the generations of all colors and ethnicities become more homogenous across western civ. when you are a weak and cowardly lemming (on the inside) indistinguishable from the next iphone zombie that is your peer, you cannot help but look even harder to external factors like height or facial esthetics to compensate for your personal failures of character/guile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231393)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:14 PM
Author: Maniacal primrose shrine dog poop

this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577968)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready pocket flask

this is why people dislike shortmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231595)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Everybody likes me lil breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232192)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: topaz histrionic brunch laser beams

oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232397)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

I think I just did, lil breh.

I also lift more than you xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232495)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: topaz histrionic brunch laser beams

rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232500)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great personality worked hard and got jacked.

I completely agree with you. Short man syndrome FTW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232516)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Stubborn bawdyhouse

azns arent hawt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231356)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231362)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Cerebral crackhouse

shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of the time just napoleoncomplexmo's, and, honestly, not very much fun to be around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231384)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state of mind not an act.

I know i'm fucking awesome and I carry myself accordingly. Attempts to display alphaness are beyond beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231398)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: territorial slippery psychic

(guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231510)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactly what in claiming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231517)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: walnut motley old irish cottage

Are your initials SA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524158)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Diverse dun point

you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actually have a shit job and you're lying about v5. Also your "gf" was an asian who refused to have sex with you for years, then dumped you. Now you're alone and ugly and a failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952874)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231376)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Cerebral crackhouse

(napoleon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231399)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for backing me up bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231412)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:06 PM
Author: Cerebral crackhouse

fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231420)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

(Pounds chest)

Come at me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231434)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Some advice for the weak out there.

If you're average in everything it's all personality and drive. You can shape your life into whatever you want it to be. If you're tall don't be a pushy and assume everything will be handed to you or you'll get lapped by a motivated alpha bro like me. If you're short don't be a pussy and assume you're fucked or you'll get lapped by an alpha bro like me.

Xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231391)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: stimulating adulterous native

(used car salesman claiming to work at V5)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231395)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump. You're about to pass the welfare office and double back for your monthly pittance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231408)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Gold Passionate Milk Goyim

another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all the time. i am thinking of 2 literary references, one being Kantorek in all quiet on the western front, and another reference in a book called the long grey line about usma class of '66 i think. probably a lot of xo is familiar with the character of Kantorek who demanded an unreasonable amount of "respect" from the younger, chiller recruits to make up for his own inadequacies which were later exposed to greater detail on the field of battle. and the long grey line reference was not any one character in particular, but a known fact to the cadets that you didn't want to get stuck in a marching formation made up of shorts because the shorts in charge were so stickler about rules that they would fuck over more chill, fratty bros for nothing and get them in trouble.

as a short bro, you never want to be like this, or exhibit these characteristics. don't "try hard" be cool. don't fake alpha or fake aggressiveness. if you have to constantly fake it, you don't have what it takes to pull it off anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231454)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231472)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

(Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full scale retreat, crying, losing hoap)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231490)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: chest-beating mint lodge party of the first part

10,000 studies: being short sux

a lone, brave pumo: being short is 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232239)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Nah, being me is 180.

Dunno about the rest of the shorts. Or the talls. Seems kinda specific to each individual doncha think bruh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232384)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: House-broken roommate keepsake machete

you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being you is NOT 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232389)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you cant be happy and have a fulfilling life if you're X or Y.

It's sad. It basically allows each of you to wallow in your own miserable lonely lives and tell yourselves it's not your fault - you were destined for it. It can't be helped. It just is, so you may as well give up and megapoast.

It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232490)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Dashing house

so this is julia flame right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232509)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: House-broken roommate keepsake machete

Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate strivers who slave away at V5s tell themselves, "of course I'm happy! I maed it!" This is what America is all about. This is fulfillment! Sure, I wasn't born very good at math, but I squeaked into Cornell and pwned the FUCK out of those logic games and now I make even more than the analysts at Morgan Stanley. My friends from my TTT high school know that I'm BIG CITY NYC LAWYER. Of course, they don't fully appreciate the fact that I work at CRAVATH and not some TTT like White & Case. But that distinction is why -- even being asian, and standing 5'7 -- I'm the "alpha" of my group of friends (many of whom didn't crack the v20).

It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232549)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

My friend group is all non lawyers.

Not asian.

Yeah my HS friends def look up to me for my job and living in MFH.

I'm happy as a claim. Not bc of work. Your professional life shoudlnt define you. But bc my life is objectively awesome. Sorry about your serotonin disorder bro. Maybe pop out of the basement here and there and you can snap out of this depressive funk you've been in since high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232567)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable.

You: 6'1", skinny fat, basement dweller, aspie and lonely.

This pumo wins the day fellas. I'm happy to have educated all you manlets.

Xoxohth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232507)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Fishy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36809224)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot chill non-American girlfriend.

You: CPA in Ohio hoping being 6'2" convinces a rapidly aging 5 to marry you and squeeze out a few pups before your seed becomes autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232651)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 1:47 AM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse

Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26234899)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: marvelous indigo yarmulke whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236521)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Unholy Becky Base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236655)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Fishy address

LOL at your life obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952859)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Cream 180 goal in life

being short is the second worst thing a man can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952881)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: Diverse dun point

LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cringe worthy as his "reminder" threads about how Hillary would win. LOL what a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952891)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: nighttime vigorous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#35011489)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 8:33 AM
Author: Underhanded Public Bath Athletic Conference

LMAO at this whole fucking thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36506203)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Vibrant Fear-inspiring Therapy Incel

truly sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36507348)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Underhanded Public Bath Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36511020)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy free-loading lettuce corn cake

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524091)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: racy menage

humiliating performance by obeezy ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524172)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Floppy free-loading lettuce corn cake

Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some seriously cringe-worthy stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524187)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: galvanic grizzly hell cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849318)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: nighttime vigorous school cafeteria

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849350)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Fishy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443498)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: excitant aquamarine foreskin

*<6'2s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443506)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: Fishy address

Holy fuck obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577908)