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Starting BigLaw in 10 mins - wish me luck, bros

Starting BigLaw as a first year in 10 mins. Sitting in Starb...
contagious clear people who are hurt dopamine
  09/02/14
Congratulations on landing a great gig out of law school. Yo...
brindle home round eye
  09/10/14
pepper thy angus
Smoky fragrant corner
  09/02/14
first few months should be easy peasy
Sticky cruel-hearted principal's office police squad
  09/02/14
ppl still willingly sign up for this shit...?
Blathering piazza
  09/02/14
Your unit will experience a 100% casualty rate just like in ...
adventurous chad locale
  09/02/14
And the best part is, 80% of casualties will be friendly-fir...
Orchid institution
  09/06/14
Have been here 2.5 hours and already staffed on 3 matters. A...
contagious clear people who are hurt dopamine
  09/02/14
You already finished orientation?
curious private investor
  09/02/14
Exactly, the first four days are just fillign out I-9s, watc...
Brilliant organic girlfriend
  09/02/14
cr, flame jumped the shark before it started
snowy jet-lagged main people nursing home
  09/10/14
and another Rudolph moniker exposes itself
Concupiscible drunken senate prole
  09/10/14
KEEP THAT STARBUCKS CUP. 2.99 years from now when you fir...
Spruce Stain
  09/02/14
OFS
Orchid institution
  09/06/14
u can piss in the cup 2 so you don't need to take bathroom b...
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  09/10/14
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  09/10/14
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  09/10/14
OP analogizing a medium stress office job that pays 4x the m...
Brilliant organic girlfriend
  09/02/14
I'd like to see MacArthur handle a 7 PM Friday email!
Insecure gold market
  09/02/14
REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING!
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  09/02/14
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rough-skinned motley persian
  09/06/14
Was satire, little breh. I see BigLaw has already destroyed ...
contagious clear people who are hurt dopamine
  09/02/14
Pro-tips: Amazingly, you will look back fondly at your fi...
Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site
  09/06/14
(Welcome to Auschwitz: Tips to a Productive Stay. -by H. Him...
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  09/06/14
180
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  09/06/14
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Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site
  09/10/14
Underrated. 180
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  09/06/14
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  09/06/14
180
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  09/10/14
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  09/10/14
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  09/10/14
I would say the single most important thing you can do as a ...
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  09/06/14
Yeah, that is true if you have your 2000 hours and plan to l...
Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site
  09/06/14
The mindset should be focused on making sure you don't get ...
Amber Pontificating Kitty Cat
  09/06/14
to say nothing of coming at the expense of your sanity, heal...
ruddy community account degenerate
  09/06/14
OP here. This seems like CR advice. Thanks Rudolph! How d...
contagious clear people who are hurt dopamine
  09/06/14
Do good work. Do good work. Do good work. Do good work. ...
Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site
  09/06/14
the early tips are generally right for the first 2-3 years a...
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  09/06/14
all very credited except you forgot the most important thing...
Beady-eyed dun pit laser beams
  09/10/14
ur gonna love it
Excitant territorial twinkling uncleanness
  09/06/14
180
Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site
  09/06/14
...
Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site
  09/06/14
...
Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site
  09/10/14
hows it going?
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  05/11/16


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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: contagious clear people who are hurt dopamine

Starting BigLaw as a first year in 10 mins. Sitting in Starbucks counting down the minutes. I feel like a freshly minted 2nd Lieutenant being dropped into a hot LZ during Vietnam. I think the life expectancy was 16 minutes being for being blown to bits by friendly fire or Charlie.

Wish me luck, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252819)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: brindle home round eye

Congratulations on landing a great gig out of law school. You'll do fine if you're nice to people, work hard and try not to repeat mistakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26302302)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Smoky fragrant corner

pepper thy angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252821)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Sticky cruel-hearted principal's office police squad

first few months should be easy peasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252825)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Blathering piazza

ppl still willingly sign up for this shit...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252829)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: adventurous chad locale

Your unit will experience a 100% casualty rate just like in the Battle of Leyte Gulf. Some will die, some will survive, but all will be wounded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252838)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:04 AM
Author: Orchid institution

And the best part is, 80% of casualties will be friendly-fire/suicides/section 8's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276507)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: contagious clear people who are hurt dopamine

Have been here 2.5 hours and already staffed on 3 matters. Already told that I would need to work this weekend.

Halp, bros!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26253803)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: curious private investor

You already finished orientation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26253873)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Brilliant organic girlfriend

Exactly, the first four days are just fillign out I-9s, watching sexual harassment videos, and taking ridiculous computer training classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254071)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: snowy jet-lagged main people nursing home

cr, flame jumped the shark before it started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300931)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible drunken senate prole

and another Rudolph moniker exposes itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26301418)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Spruce Stain

KEEP THAT STARBUCKS CUP.

2.99 years from now when you first consider leaving, look deep into that cup's soul. That was the last moment of freedom.

Think about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26253812)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Orchid institution

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276502)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: lake lascivious house

u can piss in the cup 2 so you don't need to take bathroom breaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300769)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: snowy jet-lagged main people nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300936)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: mauve diverse crackhouse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26301127)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Brilliant organic girlfriend

OP analogizing a medium stress office job that pays 4x the median household income to leading an infantry platoon into combat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254033)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Insecure gold market

I'd like to see MacArthur handle a 7 PM Friday email!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254069)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry step-uncle's house

REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254080)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned motley persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26277088)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: contagious clear people who are hurt dopamine

Was satire, little breh. I see BigLaw has already destroyed your sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254659)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site

Pro-tips:

Amazingly, you will look back fondly at your first two years of practice and miss having such a stress free life.

No one expects anything from you other than competence.

You are not in charge of anything. Don't act like you are and don't volunteer to be.

Don't volunteer for anything other than billable work.

If everyone is doing something, also do that thing.

Don't stand out for any reason other than: competence, attentiveness, clarity, conscientiousness.

Don't share gossip; you can learn gossip.

Exercise daily. Play in sports leagues with late games or weekend play.

Don't date too often.

If married, focus on that person over everything other than your job. Bring her into your world and make her a partner on which you can rely.

Get to the office early. Your most productive hours will be 7a-930, 1130-1, 530-7.

Automate things like cleaning, dry cleaning, laundry, basic shopping.

There are a lot more that are good tips, but for a first year I recommend this book:

http://www.amazon.com/How-Become-CEO-Rising-Organization/dp/0786864370

For a third-year I recommend this book:

http://www.amazon.com/How-Become-Rainmaker-Getting-Customers/dp/0786865954/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_z

Reread both of them every year until your 8th, when you should add this book:

http://www.amazon.com/How-Become-Great-Boss-Employees/dp/0786868236/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

Seriously, these three books are great and take an hour to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276524)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:16 AM
Author: Orchid institution

(Welcome to Auschwitz: Tips to a Productive Stay. -by H. Himmler)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276529)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: wonderful indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276997)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:26 AM
Author: Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300757)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: bateful gas station blood rage

Underrated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278138)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Lilac stirring crotch state

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278245)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:26 AM
Author: Exciting incel keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300760)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: 180 cruise ship

180

Book comes with a poster that you can hang over your doorway: Arbeit macht frei

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300921)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Orchid institution

Modeled after the entrance to CWT's new HQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26302267)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: heady mentally impaired queen of the night headpube

I would say the single most important thing you can do as a junior, assuming you just want to do a few years and leave, is set boundaries. Say no to work when you're busy or you have a vacation. The partner will be pissed...and will then find someone else to do it. You're not going to get fired for saying "no" as a junior. You can have a life outside of biglaw but only if you have the balls to stand up for yourself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276533)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site

Yeah, that is true if you have your 2000 hours and plan to leave.

To make partner these days you can't be the guy who does that to important sources of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276619)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Amber Pontificating Kitty Cat

The mindset should be focused on making sure you don't get fired and optimizing your exit options. Taking partnership into consideration is silly given the fact that (1) odds are extremely low that you'll get it no matter what you do and (2) focusing on partnership may come at the expense of maximizing your exit options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26277040)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: ruddy community account degenerate

to say nothing of coming at the expense of your sanity, health, and personal life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26277081)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:15 PM
Author: contagious clear people who are hurt dopamine

OP here. This seems like CR advice. Thanks Rudolph!

How do I build relationships with partners? Do good work for their associates and hope word floats upwards? Or reach out to partners to introduce myself? Guess the question is how do I build relationships with partners while not pissing off the mid level associates or senior associates who are their pets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276985)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 4:57 PM
Author: Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site

Do good work. Do good work. Do good work. Do good work. Be reliable in the sense that you do good work in a timely manner.

Good work will be told from the highest mountains. Everything else will be annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278126)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: walnut bull headed indirect expression casino

the early tips are generally right for the first 2-3 years at a typical law firm with minimal early responsibility. It starts ramping up by 4th/5th year -- if it doesn't, then there's something wrong and you should consider exiting

some of it can be adjusted, like getting to the office early; you can be a work late/weekends type if you prefer

volunteering for biz dev opportunities also doesn't hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278177)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dun pit laser beams

all very credited except you forgot the most important thing: pad

8 hours doing research? bill 9. nobody is going to fucking know.

doing a three week doc review? guess what. you didn't bill 9 hours a day checking out the batches. you billed 11.

if you do it properly, you can easily pull an extra 100-200 hours. think that may be helpful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300906)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Excitant territorial twinkling uncleanness

ur gonna love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26277058)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 4:57 PM
Author: Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278131)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278744)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: Crystalline embarrassed to the bone site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300750)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Provocative Parlour

hows it going?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#30453980)