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Starting BigLaw in 10 mins - wish me luck, bros

Starting BigLaw as a first year in 10 mins. Sitting in Starb...
Rough-skinned Honey-headed Striped Hyena
  09/02/14
Congratulations on landing a great gig out of law school. Yo...
Diverse Party Of The First Part
  09/10/14
pepper thy angus
Slap-happy crystalline space hominid
  09/02/14
first few months should be easy peasy
Balding place of business
  09/02/14
ppl still willingly sign up for this shit...?
Spectacular Preventive Strike Potus
  09/02/14
Your unit will experience a 100% casualty rate just like in ...
Sickened faggotry
  09/02/14
And the best part is, 80% of casualties will be friendly-fir...
Mustard locus ratface
  09/06/14
Have been here 2.5 hours and already staffed on 3 matters. A...
Rough-skinned Honey-headed Striped Hyena
  09/02/14
You already finished orientation?
Medicated magenta quadroon indian lodge
  09/02/14
Exactly, the first four days are just fillign out I-9s, watc...
Soul-stirring point
  09/02/14
cr, flame jumped the shark before it started
bright love of her life skinny woman
  09/10/14
and another Rudolph moniker exposes itself
Cyan frozen mental disorder
  09/10/14
KEEP THAT STARBUCKS CUP. 2.99 years from now when you fir...
Cordovan internal respiration nibblets
  09/02/14
OFS
Mustard locus ratface
  09/06/14
u can piss in the cup 2 so you don't need to take bathroom b...
big parlour cumskin
  09/10/14
...
bright love of her life skinny woman
  09/10/14
...
Mischievous infuriating prole
  09/10/14
OP analogizing a medium stress office job that pays 4x the m...
Soul-stirring point
  09/02/14
I'd like to see MacArthur handle a 7 PM Friday email!
racy hall therapy
  09/02/14
REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING!
Swollen wine boistinker
  09/02/14
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Transparent site volcanic crater
  09/06/14
Was satire, little breh. I see BigLaw has already destroyed ...
Rough-skinned Honey-headed Striped Hyena
  09/02/14
Pro-tips: Amazingly, you will look back fondly at your fi...
Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant
  09/06/14
(Welcome to Auschwitz: Tips to a Productive Stay. -by H. Him...
Mustard locus ratface
  09/06/14
180
free-loading headpube
  09/06/14
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Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant
  09/10/14
Underrated. 180
Sadistic nursing home boltzmann
  09/06/14
1800000
Electric Death Wish Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/06/14
180
bull headed irradiated heaven mediation
  09/10/14
180 Book comes with a poster that you can hang over your ...
contagious tanning salon
  09/10/14
Modeled after the entrance to CWT's new HQ
Mustard locus ratface
  09/10/14
I would say the single most important thing you can do as a ...
Translucent Vibrant Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/06/14
Yeah, that is true if you have your 2000 hours and plan to l...
Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant
  09/06/14
The mindset should be focused on making sure you don't get ...
arrogant orchid spot
  09/06/14
to say nothing of coming at the expense of your sanity, heal...
Dashing location feces
  09/06/14
OP here. This seems like CR advice. Thanks Rudolph! How d...
Rough-skinned Honey-headed Striped Hyena
  09/06/14
Do good work. Do good work. Do good work. Do good work. ...
Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant
  09/06/14
the early tips are generally right for the first 2-3 years a...
obsidian fragrant filthpig
  09/06/14
all very credited except you forgot the most important thing...
Rambunctious set
  09/10/14
ur gonna love it
Brass business firm
  09/06/14
180
Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant
  09/06/14
...
Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant
  09/06/14
...
Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant
  09/10/14
hows it going?
lemon fat ankles halford
  05/11/16


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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Honey-headed Striped Hyena

Starting BigLaw as a first year in 10 mins. Sitting in Starbucks counting down the minutes. I feel like a freshly minted 2nd Lieutenant being dropped into a hot LZ during Vietnam. I think the life expectancy was 16 minutes being for being blown to bits by friendly fire or Charlie.

Wish me luck, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252819)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Diverse Party Of The First Part

Congratulations on landing a great gig out of law school. You'll do fine if you're nice to people, work hard and try not to repeat mistakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26302302)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Slap-happy crystalline space hominid

pepper thy angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252821)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Balding place of business

first few months should be easy peasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252825)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Spectacular Preventive Strike Potus

ppl still willingly sign up for this shit...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252829)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Sickened faggotry

Your unit will experience a 100% casualty rate just like in the Battle of Leyte Gulf. Some will die, some will survive, but all will be wounded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26252838)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:04 AM
Author: Mustard locus ratface

And the best part is, 80% of casualties will be friendly-fire/suicides/section 8's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276507)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Honey-headed Striped Hyena

Have been here 2.5 hours and already staffed on 3 matters. Already told that I would need to work this weekend.

Halp, bros!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26253803)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: Medicated magenta quadroon indian lodge

You already finished orientation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26253873)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring point

Exactly, the first four days are just fillign out I-9s, watching sexual harassment videos, and taking ridiculous computer training classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254071)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: bright love of her life skinny woman

cr, flame jumped the shark before it started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300931)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Cyan frozen mental disorder

and another Rudolph moniker exposes itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26301418)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Cordovan internal respiration nibblets

KEEP THAT STARBUCKS CUP.

2.99 years from now when you first consider leaving, look deep into that cup's soul. That was the last moment of freedom.

Think about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26253812)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Mustard locus ratface

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276502)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: big parlour cumskin

u can piss in the cup 2 so you don't need to take bathroom breaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300769)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: bright love of her life skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300936)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Mischievous infuriating prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26301127)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring point

OP analogizing a medium stress office job that pays 4x the median household income to leading an infantry platoon into combat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254033)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: racy hall therapy

I'd like to see MacArthur handle a 7 PM Friday email!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254069)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Swollen wine boistinker

REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254080)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Transparent site volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26277088)



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Date: September 2nd, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Honey-headed Striped Hyena

Was satire, little breh. I see BigLaw has already destroyed your sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26254659)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant

Pro-tips:

Amazingly, you will look back fondly at your first two years of practice and miss having such a stress free life.

No one expects anything from you other than competence.

You are not in charge of anything. Don't act like you are and don't volunteer to be.

Don't volunteer for anything other than billable work.

If everyone is doing something, also do that thing.

Don't stand out for any reason other than: competence, attentiveness, clarity, conscientiousness.

Don't share gossip; you can learn gossip.

Exercise daily. Play in sports leagues with late games or weekend play.

Don't date too often.

If married, focus on that person over everything other than your job. Bring her into your world and make her a partner on which you can rely.

Get to the office early. Your most productive hours will be 7a-930, 1130-1, 530-7.

Automate things like cleaning, dry cleaning, laundry, basic shopping.

There are a lot more that are good tips, but for a first year I recommend this book:

http://www.amazon.com/How-Become-CEO-Rising-Organization/dp/0786864370

For a third-year I recommend this book:

http://www.amazon.com/How-Become-Rainmaker-Getting-Customers/dp/0786865954/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_z

Reread both of them every year until your 8th, when you should add this book:

http://www.amazon.com/How-Become-Great-Boss-Employees/dp/0786868236/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

Seriously, these three books are great and take an hour to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276524)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:16 AM
Author: Mustard locus ratface

(Welcome to Auschwitz: Tips to a Productive Stay. -by H. Himmler)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276529)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: free-loading headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276997)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:26 AM
Author: Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300757)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Sadistic nursing home boltzmann

Underrated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278138)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Electric Death Wish Scourge Upon The Earth

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278245)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:26 AM
Author: bull headed irradiated heaven mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300760)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: contagious tanning salon

180

Book comes with a poster that you can hang over your doorway: Arbeit macht frei

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300921)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Mustard locus ratface

Modeled after the entrance to CWT's new HQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26302267)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Translucent Vibrant Twinkling Uncleanness

I would say the single most important thing you can do as a junior, assuming you just want to do a few years and leave, is set boundaries. Say no to work when you're busy or you have a vacation. The partner will be pissed...and will then find someone else to do it. You're not going to get fired for saying "no" as a junior. You can have a life outside of biglaw but only if you have the balls to stand up for yourself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276533)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant

Yeah, that is true if you have your 2000 hours and plan to leave.

To make partner these days you can't be the guy who does that to important sources of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276619)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: arrogant orchid spot

The mindset should be focused on making sure you don't get fired and optimizing your exit options. Taking partnership into consideration is silly given the fact that (1) odds are extremely low that you'll get it no matter what you do and (2) focusing on partnership may come at the expense of maximizing your exit options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26277040)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Dashing location feces

to say nothing of coming at the expense of your sanity, health, and personal life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26277081)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Honey-headed Striped Hyena

OP here. This seems like CR advice. Thanks Rudolph!

How do I build relationships with partners? Do good work for their associates and hope word floats upwards? Or reach out to partners to introduce myself? Guess the question is how do I build relationships with partners while not pissing off the mid level associates or senior associates who are their pets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26276985)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 4:57 PM
Author: Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant

Do good work. Do good work. Do good work. Do good work. Be reliable in the sense that you do good work in a timely manner.

Good work will be told from the highest mountains. Everything else will be annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278126)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: obsidian fragrant filthpig

the early tips are generally right for the first 2-3 years at a typical law firm with minimal early responsibility. It starts ramping up by 4th/5th year -- if it doesn't, then there's something wrong and you should consider exiting

some of it can be adjusted, like getting to the office early; you can be a work late/weekends type if you prefer

volunteering for biz dev opportunities also doesn't hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278177)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious set

all very credited except you forgot the most important thing: pad

8 hours doing research? bill 9. nobody is going to fucking know.

doing a three week doc review? guess what. you didn't bill 9 hours a day checking out the batches. you billed 11.

if you do it properly, you can easily pull an extra 100-200 hours. think that may be helpful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300906)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Brass business firm

ur gonna love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26277058)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 4:57 PM
Author: Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278131)



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Date: September 6th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26278744)



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Date: September 10th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: Violent Twinkling Station Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#26300750)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: lemon fat ankles halford

hows it going?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2663476&forum_id=2#30453980)