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In-house dudes, do you still have BIGLAW nightmares?

Been in-house for over six months now and still have variati...
Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground
  09/03/14
you mean literal nightmares? no, that sounds fucked up, bro...
Hot dragon
  09/03/14
The common variation for me is like I have to go back and wo...
Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground
  09/03/14
jesus, biglaw really fucked with you. did you have these ki...
Hot dragon
  09/03/14
Had work related dreams frequently since I was working non-s...
Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground
  09/03/14
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Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground
  09/03/14
Kid you not but like a week ago I had this weird dream of my...
Orchid office feces
  09/03/14
So your boss was the Man with the Yellow Hat, from Curious G...
Brilliant Boistinker Area
  09/16/14
lol
Wine Provocative Market Place Of Business
  10/06/17
this is literally PTSD
cobalt cruise ship private investor
  09/03/14
it's not like waking flashbacks, just unpleasant dreams--you...
Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground
  09/03/14
No, PTSD has making symptoms.
Stirring Locale Sweet Tailpipe
  09/03/14
Sort of. I have dreams where I'm in the middle of an all ni...
slippery doctorate university
  09/03/14
Yes, I get them all the time. They have replaced the dream ...
Stirring Locale Sweet Tailpipe
  09/03/14
I think we all have these and I have no doubt I will have th...
bat shit crazy sadistic property
  10/06/17
fuck, had another one last night for some reason I'm unpa...
Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground
  09/14/14
yes
smoky motley macaca institution
  09/14/14
In BigLaw on a Friday, find out there is a huge project to b...
Glittery tattoo love of her life
  09/14/14
Why inhouse is MFCR
smoky motley macaca institution
  09/15/14
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floppy garrison
  09/16/14
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floppy garrison
  10/06/17
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Titillating Library Organic Girlfriend
  10/07/17
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floppy garrison
  09/25/14
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Bateful Idiotic Pisswyrm
  10/06/17
Same answer 3 years later
smoky motley macaca institution
  10/06/17
nope. that shit is purged from my mind
black cracking depressive step-uncle's house
  10/06/17
No, not any more. Often times, I'm discussing some arrangeme...
vibrant senate nowag
  10/06/17
lol at you bringing up inconsistent font. just change it you...
black cracking depressive step-uncle's house
  10/06/17
Yea, it still shows up as a track change -- a lil comment bu...
vibrant senate nowag
  10/06/17
uncheck "Track Formatting" in the Track Changes op...
black cracking depressive step-uncle's house
  10/06/17
tyft. Usually, if I make any changes, I just turn off track ...
vibrant senate nowag
  10/06/17
just accept the change ffs. wtf
White Elite Address Partner
  10/06/17
In biglaw my good app notification gave me ptsd. It'd go off...
Ultramarine legal warrant hospital
  10/06/17


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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground

Been in-house for over six months now and still have variations of a nightmare where I somehow come back to my firm. It's almost like the recurring dream I have about being back in high school and it's finals time and I haven't attended classes or done shit the entire year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259115)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Hot dragon

you mean literal nightmares? no, that sounds fucked up, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259133)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground

The common variation for me is like I have to go back and work at my old firm for some reason. Maybe not a traditional nightmare, but when I have those dreams I wake up pissed off and in a shitty mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259146)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Hot dragon

jesus, biglaw really fucked with you. did you have these kind of dreams when you worked there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259157)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground

Had work related dreams frequently since I was working non-stop in Biglaw and it was always on my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259164)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26261828)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Orchid office feces

Kid you not but like a week ago I had this weird dream of my old boss in a yellow zoot suit and a weird yellow hat yelling at me about a blown opposition deadline. I haven't done lit in 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26261859)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Brilliant Boistinker Area

So your boss was the Man with the Yellow Hat, from Curious George?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26341129)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Wine Provocative Market Place Of Business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380827)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: cobalt cruise ship private investor

this is literally PTSD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26262005)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground

it's not like waking flashbacks, just unpleasant dreams--you think that's borderline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26262564)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Stirring Locale Sweet Tailpipe

No, PTSD has making symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26263016)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: slippery doctorate university

Sort of. I have dreams where I'm in the middle of an all nighter and getting rushed, which used to happen all the time. But I don't wake up panicked or in a cold sweat, more like "lol, at least that won't happen."

By the way, in biglaw I used to do 2-3 all nighters a month. Haven't done a single one in a few years of in-house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26262927)



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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Stirring Locale Sweet Tailpipe

Yes, I get them all the time. They have replaced the dream I used to have where I was back in high school and had an exam for a class I never went to.

EDIT: I totally wrote this post having only read the thread title and not the OP. That is unsettling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26262964)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: bat shit crazy sadistic property

I think we all have these and I have no doubt I will have them in law firm form when I leave.

The other recurring one I have is that I have some sort of sports game I'm supposed to be playing in, but things keep preventing me from getting there. Like it will be a football game and I can't find my helmet, then my ride is gone, then I get a ride, but the streets are closed, then I get there and I'm missing something else, then the coach is super disappointed with me being late and is passive aggressively benching me by running only personnel sets I'm not in.

Is my life just fucked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380990)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Carnelian Irradiated Hunting Ground

fuck, had another one last night

for some reason I'm unpacking my shit in my old biglaw office and partner I worked with a lot calls me and says we need to get rolling on some airline deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26325994)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: smoky motley macaca institution

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26327268)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Glittery tattoo love of her life

In BigLaw on a Friday, find out there is a huge project to be done by end of business on Monday - cancel plans with family/friends, stay late on Friday and spend all weekend in office.

InHouse on a Friday, find out there is a huge project to be done by end of business on Monday - call outside counsel, tell them that you need the project done by Sunday night so that you can review on Monday morning, don't review it at all, call to bitch about the bill on Tuesday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26328861)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: smoky motley macaca institution

Why inhouse is MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26336225)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: floppy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26340075)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: floppy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34381582)



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Date: October 7th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Titillating Library Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34389401)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: floppy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26392600)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 4:49 AM
Author: Bateful Idiotic Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34379623)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: smoky motley macaca institution

Same answer 3 years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380436)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: black cracking depressive step-uncle's house

nope. that shit is purged from my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380851)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: vibrant senate nowag

No, not any more. Often times, I'm discussing some arrangement with the counterparty's biglaw attorneys, and bring up issues with their edits. Some are substantive and other are not (like, inconsistent font, etc). I only imagine the shit the junior atty will get because of it, so now I try to avoid the non-substantive stuff (unless it's a glaring error).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380885)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:32 AM
Author: black cracking depressive step-uncle's house

lol at you bringing up inconsistent font. just change it yourself. jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380892)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: vibrant senate nowag

Yea, it still shows up as a track change -- a lil comment bubble with font change. So now I avoid it all together. We do everything through word track changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380923)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: black cracking depressive step-uncle's house

uncheck "Track Formatting" in the Track Changes option in Word. I always do this because I can't stand seeing hundreds of bubbles showing font changes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380936)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: vibrant senate nowag

tyft. Usually, if I make any changes, I just turn off track changes, make the edits, and say "I made some minor stylistic/formatting changes" in my response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380958)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: White Elite Address Partner

just accept the change ffs. wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380950)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine legal warrant hospital

In biglaw my good app notification gave me ptsd. It'd go off and I'd have a physical reaction, sweaty palms, stomach start to hurt.

Had the good app in house and it was still doing it from biglaw in spite of being no stress. So I just turned off notifications - nothing needs a response in a minute, or five, or thirty.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34381654)