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In-house dudes, do you still have BIGLAW nightmares?
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:20 AM Author: Mewling racy weed whacker bawdyhouse Been in-house for over six months now and still have variations of a nightmare where I somehow come back to my firm. It's almost like the recurring dream I have about being back in high school and it's finals time and I haven't attended classes or done shit the entire year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259115) |
Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:23 AM Author: maniacal bespoke whorehouse nibblets you mean literal nightmares? no, that sounds fucked up, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259133) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:26 AM Author: Mewling racy weed whacker bawdyhouse The common variation for me is like I have to go back and work at my old firm for some reason. Maybe not a traditional nightmare, but when I have those dreams I wake up pissed off and in a shitty mood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259146) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:27 AM Author: maniacal bespoke whorehouse nibblets jesus, biglaw really fucked with you. did you have these kind of dreams when you worked there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259157) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:30 AM Author: Mewling racy weed whacker bawdyhouse Had work related dreams frequently since I was working non-stop in Biglaw and it was always on my mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259164) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 8:03 PM Author: Mewling racy weed whacker bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26261828) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Mint Splenetic Church Building Dopamine Kid you not but like a week ago I had this weird dream of my old boss in a yellow zoot suit and a weird yellow hat yelling at me about a blown opposition deadline. I haven't done lit in 3 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26261859) |
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Date: September 16th, 2014 7:06 PM Author: mind-boggling fanboi step-uncle's house So your boss was the Man with the Yellow Hat, from Curious George? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26341129) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:22 AM Author: Bisexual Balding Keepsake Machete Pocket Flask lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380827) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 8:37 PM Author: histrionic useless brakes this is literally PTSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26262005) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 10:05 PM Author: Mewling racy weed whacker bawdyhouse it's not like waking flashbacks, just unpleasant dreams--you think that's borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26262564) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:06 PM Author: Flatulent sweet tailpipe elastic band No, PTSD has making symptoms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26263016) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: plum national macaca Sort of. I have dreams where I'm in the middle of an all nighter and getting rushed, which used to happen all the time. But I don't wake up panicked or in a cold sweat, more like "lol, at least that won't happen."
By the way, in biglaw I used to do 2-3 all nighters a month. Haven't done a single one in a few years of in-house. |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:00 PM Author: Flatulent sweet tailpipe elastic band Yes, I get them all the time. They have replaced the dream I used to have where I was back in high school and had an exam for a class I never went to.
EDIT: I totally wrote this post having only read the thread title and not the OP. That is unsettling. |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:43 AM Author: Jet-lagged rigor plaza I think we all have these and I have no doubt I will have them in law firm form when I leave.
The other recurring one I have is that I have some sort of sports game I'm supposed to be playing in, but things keep preventing me from getting there. Like it will be a football game and I can't find my helmet, then my ride is gone, then I get a ride, but the streets are closed, then I get there and I'm missing something else, then the coach is super disappointed with me being late and is passive aggressively benching me by running only personnel sets I'm not in.
Is my life just fucked? |
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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Mewling racy weed whacker bawdyhouse fuck, had another one last night
for some reason I'm unpacking my shit in my old biglaw office and partner I worked with a lot calls me and says we need to get rolling on some airline deal |
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Date: September 14th, 2014 3:14 PM Author: bronze state yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26327268) |
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Date: September 14th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: abnormal station In BigLaw on a Friday, find out there is a huge project to be done by end of business on Monday - cancel plans with family/friends, stay late on Friday and spend all weekend in office.
InHouse on a Friday, find out there is a huge project to be done by end of business on Monday - call outside counsel, tell them that you need the project done by Sunday night so that you can review on Monday morning, don't review it at all, call to bitch about the bill on Tuesday. |
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Date: September 15th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: bronze state Why inhouse is MFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26336225) |
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Date: September 16th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: Rose adventurous pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26340075) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 1:19 PM Author: Rose adventurous pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34381582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2017 5:44 PM Author: emerald faggotry lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34389401) |
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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM Author: Rose adventurous pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26392600) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 4:49 AM Author: Spectacular Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34379623) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: bronze state Same answer 3 years later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380436) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:26 AM Author: Cruel-hearted supple ladyboy nope. that shit is purged from my mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380851) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:31 AM Author: carmine preventive strike corner No, not any more. Often times, I'm discussing some arrangement with the counterparty's biglaw attorneys, and bring up issues with their edits. Some are substantive and other are not (like, inconsistent font, etc). I only imagine the shit the junior atty will get because of it, so now I try to avoid the non-substantive stuff (unless it's a glaring error). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380885) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:32 AM Author: Cruel-hearted supple ladyboy lol at you bringing up inconsistent font. just change it yourself. jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380892) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:35 AM Author: carmine preventive strike corner Yea, it still shows up as a track change -- a lil comment bubble with font change. So now I avoid it all together. We do everything through word track changes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380923) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:37 AM Author: Cruel-hearted supple ladyboy uncheck "Track Formatting" in the Track Changes option in Word. I always do this because I can't stand seeing hundreds of bubbles showing font changes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:39 AM Author: carmine preventive strike corner tyft. Usually, if I make any changes, I just turn off track changes, make the edits, and say "I made some minor stylistic/formatting changes" in my response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380958) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:38 AM Author: Unholy wrinkle sex offender just accept the change ffs. wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380950) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 1:31 PM Author: lascivious telephone In biglaw my good app notification gave me ptsd. It'd go off and I'd have a physical reaction, sweaty palms, stomach start to hurt.
Had the good app in house and it was still doing it from biglaw in spite of being no stress. So I just turned off notifications - nothing needs a response in a minute, or five, or thirty.
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