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In-house dudes, do you still have BIGLAW nightmares?
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:20 AM Author: azure wrinkle Been in-house for over six months now and still have variations of a nightmare where I somehow come back to my firm. It's almost like the recurring dream I have about being back in high school and it's finals time and I haven't attended classes or done shit the entire year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259115) |
Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:23 AM Author: Narrow-minded slippery native you mean literal nightmares? no, that sounds fucked up, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259133) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:26 AM Author: azure wrinkle The common variation for me is like I have to go back and work at my old firm for some reason. Maybe not a traditional nightmare, but when I have those dreams I wake up pissed off and in a shitty mood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259146) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:27 AM Author: Narrow-minded slippery native jesus, biglaw really fucked with you. did you have these kind of dreams when you worked there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259157) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:30 AM Author: azure wrinkle Had work related dreams frequently since I was working non-stop in Biglaw and it was always on my mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26259164) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 8:03 PM Author: azure wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26261828) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Medicated stimulating university electric furnace Kid you not but like a week ago I had this weird dream of my old boss in a yellow zoot suit and a weird yellow hat yelling at me about a blown opposition deadline. I haven't done lit in 3 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26261859) |
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Date: September 16th, 2014 7:06 PM Author: aggressive school So your boss was the Man with the Yellow Hat, from Curious George? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26341129) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:22 AM Author: Canary base roast beef lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380827) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 8:37 PM Author: Cerise Angry Incel Jewess this is literally PTSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26262005) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 10:05 PM Author: azure wrinkle it's not like waking flashbacks, just unpleasant dreams--you think that's borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26262564) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:06 PM Author: Mind-boggling location quadroon No, PTSD has making symptoms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26263016) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: Misunderstood Translucent Weed Whacker Sort of. I have dreams where I'm in the middle of an all nighter and getting rushed, which used to happen all the time. But I don't wake up panicked or in a cold sweat, more like "lol, at least that won't happen."
By the way, in biglaw I used to do 2-3 all nighters a month. Haven't done a single one in a few years of in-house. |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 11:00 PM Author: Mind-boggling location quadroon Yes, I get them all the time. They have replaced the dream I used to have where I was back in high school and had an exam for a class I never went to.
EDIT: I totally wrote this post having only read the thread title and not the OP. That is unsettling. |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:43 AM Author: Orange razzle-dazzle karate I think we all have these and I have no doubt I will have them in law firm form when I leave.
The other recurring one I have is that I have some sort of sports game I'm supposed to be playing in, but things keep preventing me from getting there. Like it will be a football game and I can't find my helmet, then my ride is gone, then I get a ride, but the streets are closed, then I get there and I'm missing something else, then the coach is super disappointed with me being late and is passive aggressively benching me by running only personnel sets I'm not in.
Is my life just fucked? |
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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: azure wrinkle fuck, had another one last night
for some reason I'm unpacking my shit in my old biglaw office and partner I worked with a lot calls me and says we need to get rolling on some airline deal |
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Date: September 14th, 2014 3:14 PM Author: Contagious high-end national internal respiration yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26327268) |
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Date: September 14th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: flesh cruise ship In BigLaw on a Friday, find out there is a huge project to be done by end of business on Monday - cancel plans with family/friends, stay late on Friday and spend all weekend in office.
InHouse on a Friday, find out there is a huge project to be done by end of business on Monday - call outside counsel, tell them that you need the project done by Sunday night so that you can review on Monday morning, don't review it at all, call to bitch about the bill on Tuesday. |
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Date: September 15th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Contagious high-end national internal respiration Why inhouse is MFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26336225) |
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Date: September 16th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: Appetizing bat shit crazy den cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26340075) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 1:19 PM Author: Appetizing bat shit crazy den cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34381582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2017 5:44 PM Author: Motley round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34389401) |
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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM Author: Appetizing bat shit crazy den cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#26392600) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 4:49 AM Author: hot temple deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34379623) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: Contagious high-end national internal respiration Same answer 3 years later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380436) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:26 AM Author: trip apoplectic laser beams nope. that shit is purged from my mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380851) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:31 AM Author: Unholy center preventive strike No, not any more. Often times, I'm discussing some arrangement with the counterparty's biglaw attorneys, and bring up issues with their edits. Some are substantive and other are not (like, inconsistent font, etc). I only imagine the shit the junior atty will get because of it, so now I try to avoid the non-substantive stuff (unless it's a glaring error). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380885) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:32 AM Author: trip apoplectic laser beams lol at you bringing up inconsistent font. just change it yourself. jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380892) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:35 AM Author: Unholy center preventive strike Yea, it still shows up as a track change -- a lil comment bubble with font change. So now I avoid it all together. We do everything through word track changes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380923) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:37 AM Author: trip apoplectic laser beams uncheck "Track Formatting" in the Track Changes option in Word. I always do this because I can't stand seeing hundreds of bubbles showing font changes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:39 AM Author: Unholy center preventive strike tyft. Usually, if I make any changes, I just turn off track changes, make the edits, and say "I made some minor stylistic/formatting changes" in my response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380958) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 11:38 AM Author: aphrodisiac shrine genital piercing just accept the change ffs. wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664357&forum_id=2#34380950) |
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Date: October 6th, 2017 1:31 PM Author: chartreuse bateful spot In biglaw my good app notification gave me ptsd. It'd go off and I'd have a physical reaction, sweaty palms, stomach start to hurt.
Had the good app in house and it was still doing it from biglaw in spite of being no stress. So I just turned off notifications - nothing needs a response in a minute, or five, or thirty.
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