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Date: September 3rd, 2014 9:45 PM Author: mind-boggling marketing idea rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26262401) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Indigo Ape http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2662797&mc=14&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26265733) |
Date: September 3rd, 2014 9:56 PM Author: twisted mediation love this sad pumo threads with -0- responses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26262489) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 10:11 PM Author: mind-boggling marketing idea rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26262610) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:33 PM Author: Transparent degenerate op is dvp so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267913) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 1:56 AM Author: mind-boggling marketing idea rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26264257) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 1:59 AM Author: stirring bistre school cuckoldry WIRE: "Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26264266) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 2:00 AM Author: Godawful Location Hunting Ground "He was an interior decorator and he killed 17 checkoslovakians" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26264271) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 2:24 AM Author: disturbing azn Christopher: "His house looked like shit." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26264370) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: Electric karate voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26265647) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 8:33 PM Author: emerald faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26370007) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 2:10 AM Author: medicated slimy bbw "Worrying about you is like wondering if the sun gonna come up." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26264305) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 10:05 AM Author: pontificating shaky orchestra pit "It was a stack of TV trays, actually. But it could have been a crib.'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26265436) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: vigorous deep affirmative action philosopher-king You can’t even call this shit a war…wars end.
Couple weeks from now, you're gonna be in some district somewhere with 11 or 12 uniforms looking to you for everything. And some of them are gonna be good police. Some of them are gonna be young and stupid. A few are gonna be pieces of shit. But all of them will take their cue from you. You show loyalty, they learn loyalty. You show them it's about the work, it'll be about the work. You show them some other kinda game, then that's the game they'll play. I came on in the Eastern, and there was a piece-of-shit lieutenant hoping to be a captain, piece-of-shit sergeants hoping to be lieutenants. Pretty soon we had piece-of-shit patrolmen trying to figure the job for themselves. And some of what happens then is hard as hell to live down. Comes a day you're gonna have to decide whether it's about you or about the work. |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: boyish area "you want it to be one way, but it's the other way" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26265510) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: vigorous deep affirmative action philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26265559) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: medicated slimy bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267522) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: thirsty laser beams pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26357580) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: maroon twinkling uncleanness genital piercing Y'all niggas bringing me way too many 40 degree days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26265634) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 11:31 AM Author: Trip locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26265721) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: Electric karate voyeur The Sopranos: "You can't put the shit back in the donkey" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26265645) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 11:17 AM Author: Electric karate voyeur "It'll be a long time before I eat at Satriale's again"
*Dismembers body with meat saw* |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 11:36 AM Author: Trip locale While back, I took a stroll through the pit. I saw that kid we got running things down there, uh, Poot. Now, he got the cell phone I gave him for the business, right there on his hip. But, the nigga got another cell phone that only rang when the pussy called. Now, if this no-count nigga got two cell phones, how the fuck you gonna sell any more of them motherfuckers? That's market saturation. -- D'Angelo Barksdale: String, man, people already coming back on us tellin' us that shit is weak. Stringer Bell: I know; shit *is* weak, but, y'know, shit is weak all over. The thing is, no matter what we call heroin, it's gonna get sold. Shit is *strong*, we gonna sell it; shit is *weak*, we gonna sell twice as much. You know why? 'Cause a fiend, he gonna chase that shit no matter what. It's crazy, you know. We do worse, and we get paid more. The govermnent do better, and it don't mean no nevermind. -- Clay Davis: Twenty gets you the permits. Five is for me for bribing these downtown motherfuckers. I mean, I'm the one got to risk walking up to these thieving bitches with cash in hand, right? I'm telling you, String, the people running the city nowadays, they make the last bunch look sanctified. I mean, this some shameful shit. -- Nigger, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Purple Crotch Party Of The First Part Best string quote is when he's running the meeting according to Robert's Rules, and Boadie stands up and says, "Does the Chair know we gonna look like some punk ass bitches?" and Stringer just yells "MOTHERFUCKER!" and slams the mic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267729) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 5:57 PM Author: medicated slimy bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267738) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:05 PM Author: mind-boggling marketing idea rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267770) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:40 PM Author: mint vibrant legal warrant lodge That was poot I thought? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267936) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: Trip locale Proposition Joe: He said y'all would be paying my fee rather than his own, so... Stringer Bell: Your fee? Proposition Joe: I'm doing like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he need to bring some flowers home. And charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. You know, keep a marriage strong like that. [Omar arrives] Proposition Joe: Speaking of cocksuckers... Proposition Joe: [to Omar] Don't believe we met. Proposition Joe. You ever steal from me, I'll kill your whole family. |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: dashing jewess Jew: For two years, 900 Jews held their own against 15,000 Roman soldiers. They chose death before enslavement. The Romans? Where are they now?
Tony Soprano: You're looking at em, asshole. |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: medicated slimy bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267526) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: Milky razzle indian lodge SPRINTED here to post this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26270023) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: Exhilarant Travel Guidebook paulie: i guess you could call that a dick. heh heh heh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267541) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Magical dark cuck selfie Marlo: "Mothafuckas. Shut the fuck up." http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rk3MFJyEQwg
I've wanted to use this on pretty much every all hands-on conference call I've ever been on. |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:06 PM Author: mind-boggling marketing idea rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267775) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Disrespectful soul-stirring turdskin stage Christopher: I'm gonna kill myself? The way you fuckin eat you're gonna have a heart attack by the time you're 50. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267765) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:07 PM Author: mind-boggling marketing idea rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267782) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: vermilion mewling generalized bond Reminds me of how heavy handed the Wire's dialogue was. David Simon really like to lay it on thick. Sopranos diolague way better, although hard to compare as Sopranos is a comedy at heart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267816) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:18 PM Author: mind-boggling marketing idea rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267832) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:39 PM Author: puce odious crackhouse The wire is a bit too "try-hard." The characters are too cool, slick, and quick-witted given their backgrounds. Their dialogue is often too profound. Dialogue in any show or movie is always going to be a bit unrealistic but the Sopranos did a better job of getting its themes across through the interaction of ordinary dialogue, behavior, and context. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26267927) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: vermilion mewling generalized bond right. every 85 IQ gangster is a philosopher expounding on life's impossible contradictions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26357522) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:43 PM Author: misunderstood aqua resort stock car There are definitely lines that come off like that, but there's a lot of great more realistic dialogue too. The quotes that get repeated to death are usually the heavy-handed ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26377899) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: Racy electric furnace pozpig Biggest example of this is when Prez is watching football and she asks him who's winning and he's replies "no one wins, one side just loses more slowly." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26378036) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:32 PM Author: Lemon autistic famous landscape painting cruise ship Bunk: I'm just thinking about pussy. Snoop: Yeah, me too.
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Date: September 4th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: maize lascivious queen of the night base Omar: "You come at the king, you best not miss."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP-lrftLQaQ (line at the 2 min mark)
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Date: September 4th, 2014 8:24 PM Author: adventurous state AJ: It says in this book that Christopher Columbus was a slave trader. Tony: So you finally read a book and it's bullshit! |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: ruddy dingle berry theater stage LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26378153) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 8:55 PM Author: Vivacious wine coffee pot national Doctor: So you are telling us, Mr. Multisanti, that you sustained these industries while you were on your kitchen counter spraying for ants? ----
Tony: Well, he was wearing socks...
(scene after chris gets the shit kicked out of him at the mob intervention)
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Date: September 4th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Sapphire Theatre Becky Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26269387) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 10:30 PM Author: violent insane sandwich "my name is my name" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26269442) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 10:34 PM Author: buff naked deer antler organic girlfriend Chris Moltisanti on 35 USC: "It was an idea, I don't know, who knows where they fuckin' come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit him with an apple!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26269461) |
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Date: September 4th, 2014 10:35 PM Author: Yapping Ruby Pocket Flask He had this one ho pullin guns and shit out her pussy, Unc. Shit was unseemly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26269475) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:05 PM Author: vermilion mewling generalized bond Whenver tony gets clowned on by his mom or uncle june.
"YOU NEVER WERE VARSITY MATERIAL" |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: ivory trump supporter center OH POOR YOU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26357545) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: citrine water buffalo chapel "small hands. that was your problem." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26357596) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Cordovan Histrionic Jap "Bird committed more than one murder?"
Omar: "Fish gotta swim. You know what I'm saying?" |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: cowardly snowy public bath Ain't enough y'all done violated the Sunday morning truce. No, I'm standing here holding a torn-up church crown of a bona fide colored lady. Do you know what a colored lady is? Not your moms, for sure. 'Cause if they was that, y'all would've known better than that bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26357320) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 1:58 PM Author: Seedy Charismatic Tanning Salon Depressive I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's asshole. after the gay mobster's son takes a crap in the school shower |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: vermilion mewling generalized bond I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26357536) |
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Date: September 19th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: vermilion mewling generalized bond Oh, I gave my life to my children on a silver platter, and this is how he repays me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26357548) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 8:31 PM Author: vermilion mewling generalized bond "FUCKING QUEERS!"
[throws metal chair at ghosts] |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 8:37 PM Author: translucent striped hyena stag film "I SHOULDA HAD IMMUNITY FROM THIS SHIT!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26370030) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 8:37 PM Author: Purple Crotch Party Of The First Part also when he goes to the priest and gets pissed because "I shoulda had immunity from all this shit" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26370037) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:40 PM Author: vermilion mewling generalized bond this thread shows why sopranos > wire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26377855) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:46 PM Author: misunderstood aqua resort stock car Avon: So what you tellin' me we weak ?
Slim: Boss, I reached out to Black Donnie.
Avon: Okay, spit it out, man. Listen, stop fucking double talkin' me.
Slim: Black Donnie said he ain't having any of it.
Said Brother Mouzone put a hex on all of us.
Avon: What 'bout Peacock ?
Slim: Peacock went and hired out with some Dominicans.
Avon: What about Eggy Mule ?
Slim: Eggy locked up. Caught a nickel with the feds for a pistol.
Avon: How 'bout Shorty Boyd ?
Slim: Shorty Boyd went and cleaned his whole ack' up.
Avon: ...
Slim: Yeah, I know. Fucked us all up.
Avon: What we got ?
Slim: Soldier you sent at us, Cutty, he gonna work out but the rest of them dudes, I dunno.
Avon: A-ight, listen big man, you about to earn your fuckin' keep around here right now.
You go out, you get Cutty and get the best of the rest and put a hurtin' on Marlo.
I want my corners. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: Racy electric furnace pozpig The Wire with a laugh track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDIi0dzmvpE |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:06 PM Author: Overrated Lilac Senate Mood "You can have more kids than the Kennedys. If you're married to some twat, what good is it?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664788&forum_id=2#26378129) |