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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
appetizing hyperventilating corner depressive
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
aquamarine azn
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Racy Immigrant
  09/18/14
fair
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
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  02/26/16
No man
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  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
nubile jew scourge upon the earth
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Galvanic meetinghouse
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
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fuk u
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  02/26/16
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splenetic address clown
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
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  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Unhinged dragon
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
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  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
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  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Unhinged dragon
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
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  09/28/21
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  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
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  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
crawly pozpig
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
misanthropic church building police squad
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
crawly pozpig
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating corner depressive

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: aquamarine azn

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Racy Immigrant

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: rose talented multi-billionaire

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Bossy brilliant karate becky



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Gold Mad Cow Disease

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Jade dashing lay roommate

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: nubile jew scourge upon the earth

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Galvanic meetinghouse

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Diverse new version

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: contagious senate

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Racy Immigrant



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Gold Mad Cow Disease



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Awkward ebony step-uncle's house



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: splenetic address clown



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Glittery ticket booth

Lol fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925369)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: splenetic address clown



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: stimulating factory reset button kitty cat

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Unhinged dragon

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: green provocative theater stage yarmulke

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz gay wizard

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Unhinged dragon

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz gay wizard

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: splenetic address clown



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: splenetic address clown



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring wild garrison mexican

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: claret insanely creepy dysfunction kitty



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating corner depressive



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: misanthropic church building police squad

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: crawly pozpig

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: misanthropic church building police squad

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: crawly pozpig

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Excitant Tripping Heaven Toilet Seat

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: crawly pozpig



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: misanthropic church building police squad



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: splenetic address clown



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: seedy theater gaming laptop

GOAT

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