how many times have you drank so much you shat yourself
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Date: September 27th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: Hyperactive slippery business firm voyeur
once in eilat, israel i had to take massive dump and did it in the middle of a public park.. i cant remember if it was because of drinking
once in central asia same thing at night, it was cause of russian beer (18% alcohol supposedely)
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Date: September 27th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Alcoholic bipolar lodge faggot firefighter
Buddy in college was on his first date with a CGWBT,his first girl in the three years I had know him. They go to dinner and stop off at a Starbucks in a shopping center for night cap. It was late and all the stores were closing.
As they headed back to the car, the evil mix of steak and coffee mixed in his belly and he felt a-rumbling he couldn't stop. He makes up some excuse that he forgot his wallet in the Starbucks and dashes back inside as this cutie sits in the car. Problem: Starbucks doors are locked. Never going to make it home in time, His only option was to head for the woods behind the shopping center.
He was a bit of a naturalist anyway so shitting in the woods was not a new concept. After releasing an impressive pile, his hands slipped from the branch he was holding that allowed his to squat with ease over his mud pie. Splash! He got shit all over himself. Clothes, skin, shoes. He was a mess. They were about 30 minutes from home. Summoning up some alpha courage I am not sure I have in me, he goes back to the car and straight up confesses his situation. I can't imagine the smell in the car on the rise home.
Fast forward three weeks late, she gives up the anal and now they are married. That's true love.
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