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how many times have you drank so much you shat yourself

are you close to being dead when this happens
maroon cruise ship puppy
  09/26/14
i never shit myself but I once dranks so much my buddy said ...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good spot
  09/26/14
never. i have woken up drenched in urine and vomit, though.
Talented incel
  09/26/14
It didn't happen involuntarily, but whilst drunk I once dras...
Pearly Electric Volcanic Crater
  09/26/14
just once, but i kinda decided to. i was throwing up drunk a...
marvelous voyeur
  09/27/14
Once. While I was sleeping. Yeah pretty sure this means you'...
Irate bat shit crazy selfie
  09/27/14
lol. thanks man, feel a lot better about my own binge drinki...
big iridescent box office legal warrant
  09/27/14
once in eilat, israel i had to take massive dump and did it ...
Bateful Buck-toothed School Cafeteria
  09/27/14
(Chelsea Clinton)
blathering main people
  09/27/14
have also been in this situation. definitely because of dri...
Floppy Cuckoldry Base
  09/27/14
Buddy in college was on his first date with a CGWBT,his firs...
Vivacious fat ankles water buffalo
  09/27/14
Was hanging out with a hot friend after we had both gotten o...
nighttime point tattoo
  09/27/14
A classic shit story. Thanks.
Vivacious fat ankles water buffalo
  09/27/14
Once when I ran a half marathon and once in the car when I w...
Misunderstood abode
  09/27/14


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Date: September 26th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: maroon cruise ship puppy

are you close to being dead when this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26401944)



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Date: September 26th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good spot

i never shit myself but I once dranks so much my buddy said I fell forwards like I was doing a trust fall and I woke up with a bloody open wound sticking my head to the pillow. this was in cancun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26401956)



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Date: September 26th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Talented incel

never. i have woken up drenched in urine and vomit, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26401953)



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Date: September 26th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Pearly Electric Volcanic Crater

It didn't happen involuntarily, but whilst drunk I once drastically underestimated the amount of time I would need to get to the bathroom and shat myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26401964)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: marvelous voyeur

just once, but i kinda decided to. i was throwing up drunk and had to shit so i just decided to let the bathmat do what it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26409302)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Irate bat shit crazy selfie

Once. While I was sleeping. Yeah pretty sure this means you're close to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26409307)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: big iridescent box office legal warrant

lol. thanks man, feel a lot better about my own binge drinking now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26409324)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Bateful Buck-toothed School Cafeteria

once in eilat, israel i had to take massive dump and did it in the middle of a public park.. i cant remember if it was because of drinking

once in central asia same thing at night, it was cause of russian beer (18% alcohol supposedely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26409367)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: blathering main people

(Chelsea Clinton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26409425)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Floppy Cuckoldry Base

have also been in this situation. definitely because of drinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26409615)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Vivacious fat ankles water buffalo

Buddy in college was on his first date with a CGWBT,his first girl in the three years I had know him. They go to dinner and stop off at a Starbucks in a shopping center for night cap. It was late and all the stores were closing.

As they headed back to the car, the evil mix of steak and coffee mixed in his belly and he felt a-rumbling he couldn't stop. He makes up some excuse that he forgot his wallet in the Starbucks and dashes back inside as this cutie sits in the car. Problem: Starbucks doors are locked. Never going to make it home in time, His only option was to head for the woods behind the shopping center.

He was a bit of a naturalist anyway so shitting in the woods was not a new concept. After releasing an impressive pile, his hands slipped from the branch he was holding that allowed his to squat with ease over his mud pie. Splash! He got shit all over himself. Clothes, skin, shoes. He was a mess. They were about 30 minutes from home. Summoning up some alpha courage I am not sure I have in me, he goes back to the car and straight up confesses his situation. I can't imagine the smell in the car on the rise home.

Fast forward three weeks late, she gives up the anal and now they are married. That's true love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26409781)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: nighttime point tattoo

Was hanging out with a hot friend after we had both gotten out of long term relationships. Went to an arcade and got so wasted we puked all over the place right as they were closing, totally out of it, and they called a cab for us. Her place is like 5 minutes away so we somehow walk up the flight of stairs to her apartment. She instantly lays down outside her door and passes out. I get her keys but she has a fucking dungeon master keychain and two locks so I have no chance. Meanwhile I feel a huge diarrhea coming on and there's a race against time. Which I lose. I blast diarrhea all over myself while fumbling with her keys. There's a gross plastic bag in the stairwell that I grab and wipe out as much shit as I can. Finally I get the door open, drag her inside, put her in bed, wash the shit off myself (boxers/jeans still shit encrusted) and go to sleep on her couch. I wake up a few hours later and get the hell outta there, I notice my plastic bag full of diarrhea is still in the building hallway so I take it and toss in 7/11 trashcan. We both got in new relationships soon after and I never fucked her. Kept my boxers though and think of it every time they come through the rotation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26409867)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Vivacious fat ankles water buffalo

A classic shit story. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26410917)



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Date: September 27th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Misunderstood abode

Once when I ran a half marathon and once in the car when I was sure I could make it home on time. I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684844&forum_id=2#26410923)