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how many just bitch about biglaw because it's their first job?

and they're used to prancing around university halls and bei...
motley site
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Some do. Also, a lot of people don't realize that Americ...
Obsidian library
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OMG LOL you fucking SLAVE "Also, a lot of people don...
burgundy swashbuckling theatre alpha
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Biglaw doesnt really start to suck bad until year 4. As a j...
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so i can assume that most of your friends with only useless ...
motley site
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mfcr
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Just by virtue of the fact that you become increasingly isol...
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god fucking dammit!
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CR except that smart juniors can figure this out within six ...
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how many dumb law students make threads like these in hope t...
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And he types exactly what I wanted to
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people who leave biglaw are markedly happier than those who ...
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Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction
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I've heard numerous people say that it wasn't as bad in hind...
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i've heard many people say they miss that specific aspect to...
Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction
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It's because you almost always remember the good parts, as w...
House-broken puce party of the first part
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does that happen anymore anyway
Racy plaza
  09/29/14
I dunno man, BigLaw sucks.
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domesticated jap
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lol, I came in here to say it isn't all that bad. It is f...
Flatulent Kitty
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(first year)
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Can't imagine how dead inside you have to be to find any kin...
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(guy who spent one year doing doc review before washing out ...
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(guy who no longer has any friends, family, or hobbies, but ...
Fragrant Crotch
  09/28/14
Outed as a 0L hoping that everyone's lying about biglaw suck...
House-broken puce party of the first part
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I've actually never done doc review, so I wouldn't know. ...
Flatulent Kitty
  09/29/14
explain what you find interesting about biglaw work.
Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction
  09/29/14
Pls respond
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holy christ you sound like a massive faggot. enjoy that mal...
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you sound MAD bro - why you MAD?
Flatulent Kitty
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I'm curious, what do you find an "interesting" job...
Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
  09/28/14
explain what you find interesting about biglaw work.
Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction
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"it is fucking hard to have a life outside of work. If ...
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there are way more people that successfully maintain marriag...
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Define "successfully".
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they seem happy, their spouses are relatively attractive, an...
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A lot of them will be divorced in the next 5-10 years. Thei...
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it doesn't suck most of the time like a day of grueling manu...
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this thread was done last week
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Nobody has mentioned that your supervisors, such as they are...
Turquoise contagious native voyeur
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This. Associates are egotistical douchebags who can't ma...
vigorous painfully honest abode
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yeah, this is precisely it. 6-8th year associate here; later...
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Oh and fake deadlines. Associates: WE NEED THIS NOW ASAP ASA...
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Last night around 10 pm I got an email with some edits askin...
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unless you knew there was something major going on last nigh...
Turquoise contagious native voyeur
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not uncommon. basically same thing happened to me on the 4th...
Iridescent meetinghouse boistinker
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shit like this has happened to me many dozens of times, foll...
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interesting. I am on pace to bill nearly 2800 hours this te...
Turquoise contagious native voyeur
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cool. but most everyone i know in biglaw has stories similar...
Cracking Big-titted Set
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i mean, what % of associates are actually going to be respon...
Turquoise contagious native voyeur
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what? everyone has stories like this
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I once went on a 30 minute jog at 8 p.m. I got back to my a...
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lol, 180
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That seems horrible. Get out of capital markets stat.
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obviously there are many whiny bitchfaggots like jacoby shad...
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I've always thought that at least half the partners are reas...
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your mileage will vary quite a bit so far as partners making...
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There is no "ego boost" to being a biglawyer unles...
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this assumes a decent amount of self-awareness on the part o...
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patently false. post has no perspective - ie the BULLSHIT ca...
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The hours are as bad as ibanking, but the pay is 50% and exi...
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Like I've said before, many of the people here have never re...
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yup, these days lots of jobs demand a ton of hours also,...
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support staff generally work with jr associates, who are, on...
Turquoise contagious native voyeur
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yeah, no sympathy here i know some of the associates who ...
vengeful territorial legend death wish
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yeah buddy, the rest of us just can't cut it. go get em
Turquoise contagious native voyeur
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no, it's an objectively terrible job. it's true that the sa...
Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction
  09/29/14
Are biglawyers much happier than you though
Chest-beating concupiscible chad
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ok. you worked 20 hours straight one day. lawyers in new yo...
Turquoise contagious native voyeur
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Not that most people would necessarily know, but does market...
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are all you poasters in NYC v10's? your experiences all s...
vengeful territorial legend death wish
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Lit or corporate? Norcal or socal?
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Norcal lit
vengeful territorial legend death wish
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where on a scale of chill to fratty? (i'm interested in the ...
Multi-colored bbw mad-dog skullcap
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not sure if i understand the scale; does "chill to frat...
vengeful territorial legend death wish
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Same here. I do lit, and none of these stories are remotely...
Gaped gaping partner
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Yeah, but your career dead ends after you're a senior associ...
Curious Selfie Pit
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This thread is about work conditions not exit options. In a...
Gaped gaping partner
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hahaha you think being good matters that much? A friend of ...
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California firms can be legitimately better than NYC firms, ...
Curious Selfie Pit
  09/28/14
I'm sorry, but fucking no. I had corporate jobs before bigl...
Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
  09/28/14
again, i find these stories totally odd. I've billed 2600 i...
vengeful territorial legend death wish
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lol "ive done 2600 a year" and "checked prese...
vigorous painfully honest abode
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dunno, i actually found that project i worked a lot on somew...
vengeful territorial legend death wish
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lol at biglaw (outside of maybe tax or trusts and estates) b...
vigorous painfully honest abode
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i guess i am boring and poor
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2600 is a fuck-ton of hours. I find it hard to believe that...
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maybe he pads his hours i suspect some of my the high bil...
vigorous painfully honest abode
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nah, 1am at most. Usually i was done by 11pm. I also never...
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so you worked the entire time u were in the office? and ...
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i worked 7 days a week most of the year, yes. I tend to wor...
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hahahahah getting paid 200k for a 65-80 hour work week, wher...
vigorous painfully honest abode
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i work a 7 day week, it's great, he lisped
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i can agree with this one
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WTF? U on adderall? Coke? I billed 2600 one year and I wante...
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this. i suspect flame
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I don't understand how you do 80 hours a week and not end up...
Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
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probably padding his hours i was pulling late nights all ...
vigorous painfully honest abode
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Yeah, I was billing 2200-2300 and pulling 1-2 all nighters a...
Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
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yeah, what's even more insane is that these people take a mo...
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Absolutely, which is perfectly fine in a business that measu...
Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
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sure. my point was also that when work volume stays constan...
Turquoise contagious native voyeur
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i wasn't doing 80 every week. Most weeks were less; I maybe...
vengeful territorial legend death wish
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There's a world of fucking difference between working 80 and...
Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
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i dont believe you. i bill 1800 hrs a year and i end up with...
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reminds me of douchebags who claim to bill 3000 i saw the...
vigorous painfully honest abode
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maybe he printed it and edited by hand
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my work that year was very steady, with a predictable schedu...
vengeful territorial legend death wish
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this is precisely my experience. work comes in unevenly, and...
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i had a 300'er. zero all-nighters, but basically 10 hours of...
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There is no way you can bill 2600 hours in a year without ev...
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don't know if you heard, but BIGLAW objectively sucks. so if...
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Curious Selfie Pit
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Fuck all the 2nd year associate apologist turds ITT. &quo...
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lol.
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hilarious garrison
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Are you gonna drop out of LS? You prob should.
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1076613&fo...
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And this was before ITE.
Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
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not surprised that corporate associates have terrible lives....
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question for big law bros: why does everything need to be do...
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(guy earning 65k in salary and with a TTT JD degree)
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that's about where i started, but i'm up to six figures now ...
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Mismanagement -- work is dumped on you at the last minute. ...
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Nubile dark internal respiration
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Whenever I go to state court, our status conferences take pl...
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i can imagine this happening in many jurisdictions but plain...
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they have an aggressive interest in running up costs if t...
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None of my state shitlaw cases have had any chance whatsoeve...
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i've found it equally easy to get continuances in fed and st...
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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: motley site

and they're used to prancing around university halls and being treated like special snowflakes their whole lives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414099)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Obsidian library

Some do.

Also, a lot of people don't realize that Americans now need to work two jobs for the most part - so big law has bad hours for one job but not so bad if you consider you don't need two jobs.

But given all of this, big law does suck. The work is boring and the stuff you have to care about is very, very mundane. Laughably so. And you do have to work a shitton of hours that would be considered absurd in a normal job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414113)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: burgundy swashbuckling theatre alpha

OMG LOL you fucking SLAVE

"Also, a lot of people don't realize that Americans now need to work two jobs for the most part - so big law has bad hours for one job but not so bad if you consider you don't need two jobs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414920)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser Blathering Mental Disorder Ticket Booth

Biglaw doesnt really start to suck bad until year 4. As a junior you're mostly insulated from partners by someone else and you're young and you're getting a paycheck and you're working a "prestigious" job and the future is bright. Eventually you stop being insulated from the bullshit and you watch everyone getting dinged for partner and you realize all the effort you put into everything is a waste and they're going to show you the door sooner or later. And then you start to realize this mindnumbing bullshit you do for a living isn't just a "phase" that's going to open up all kinds of cool opportunities down the line. This is your life. You are qualified to be a paper pusher, that's it, and the BEST you can hope for is a paper pushing job with better hours and 401K match and you're going to die doing this shit. Also, you friends who started out after college making shit money are now making about what you'd be making if you took an in-house offer, only what they're doing sucks 100x less than law and you realize you fucked up and you wish you were them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414130)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:29 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx idiot university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414222)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: motley site

so i can assume that most of your friends with only useless polisci UG degrees are making 150k after 10 years of working. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414659)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: violent appetizing new version

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414777)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: House-broken puce party of the first part

Just by virtue of the fact that you become increasingly isolated and start eating lunch at your desk to bill more "efficiently" and stare at a cpu screen or mounds of paper for 8-14 hours per day, your soul slowly starts dying well before year 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418446)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Lilac wrinkle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418479)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: glittery goyim fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581738)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Curious Selfie Pit

god fucking dammit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418810)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: marvelous opaque crackhouse

CR except that smart juniors can figure this out within six months, which makes it harder to survive as a junior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26421733)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#30739082)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: angry menage karate

how many dumb law students make threads like these in hope that BIGLAW isn't as bad as people say and that "real men" who "know how to put in a day's labor" have no problem in BIGLAW? lol for your rude awakening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414167)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414174)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:29 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx idiot university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414216)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: domesticated jap



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: trip tanning salon mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414908)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: House-broken puce party of the first part

And he types exactly what I wanted to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418340)



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Date: November 30th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Glassy Stead Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26829274)



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Date: November 30th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: charismatic degenerate



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction

people who leave biglaw are markedly happier than those who stay. I've never heard anyone say, "looking back, biglaw isn't so bad, i must have just hated it because it was my first job." that said, you aren't supposed to like biglaw or have reasonable hours doing it -- the reason you're getting paid $160K at age 25 isn't that you're uniquely skilled. adjust your expectations accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414170)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction

edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414684)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: Chrome mediation

I've heard numerous people say that it wasn't as bad in hindsight. Specifically, they say they miss the freedome where if you're slow at 2 on a Wednesday, you just bounce and don't need to tell anyone or worry about anyone looking for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414837)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction

i've heard many people say they miss that specific aspect too, and as with anything, things seem better the further removed you are. but don't mistake that for them thinking their dissatisfaction with biglaw was due to some sort of inability to cope with being a part of the working world, period. again, despite the fact that some aspects of biglaw don't seem so bad in retrospect, i've never heard anyone say anything other than that they are glad to be out of biglaw and are far happier doing something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414919)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: House-broken puce party of the first part

It's because you almost always remember the good parts, as with almost everything. Think of dysfunctional relationships. But every time I hear one of my biglaw friends talk about even the most mundane things, like entering their billing, it all comes flooding back and I remember how uniquely miserable it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418463)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 1:30 AM
Author: Racy plaza

does that happen anymore anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419500)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx idiot university

I dunno man, BigLaw sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414179)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: domesticated jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414212)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Flatulent Kitty

lol, I came in here to say it isn't all that bad.

It is fucking hard to have a life outside of work. If you can get over that, it's bearable. Some of the work can actually be pretty interesting, depending on your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414233)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser Blathering Mental Disorder Ticket Booth

(first year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414238)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:35 PM
Author: Fragrant Crotch

Can't imagine how dead inside you have to be to find any kind of legal work interesting. Don't you have any real passions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414261)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Drab boyish center reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414639)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Hairless hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414648)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Flatulent Kitty

(guy who spent one year doing doc review before washing out of his v100 "biglaw" firm and assumes that's what all lawyers do)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414694)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:16 PM
Author: Fragrant Crotch

(guy who no longer has any friends, family, or hobbies, but it's OK because marking up intercreditor agreements is so damn interesting!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414772)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: House-broken puce party of the first part

Outed as a 0L hoping that everyone's lying about biglaw sucking.

Doc review is one of the best parts of biglaw. You're getting paid good, stable money doing something you can do on the couch with Monday Night Football on.

OH, BUT HOW the 0L scholars wish to dive into scholarly sweet treats like thorny issues of trust law from the turn of the century.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418364)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 8:02 AM
Author: Flatulent Kitty

I've actually never done doc review, so I wouldn't know.

I do occasionally have to do diligence, which I assumed was similar, and I think its awful. But it's a small part of my practice as most clients have another firm do the diligence work.

But, a good portion of the work I actually do is interesting enough. The bad part of my practice is primarily the hours, but there are other aspects (aside from just money) that help make up for it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26420117)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction

explain what you find interesting about biglaw work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26420189)



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Date: October 1st, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26438638)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: pale stimulating home stock car

holy christ you sound like a massive faggot. enjoy that male pattern baldness, loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26432675)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Flatulent Kitty

you sound MAD bro - why you MAD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26446319)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Lilac wrinkle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418512)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

I'm curious, what do you find an "interesting" job? The overwhelming majority of jobs are considerably less interesting than what many attorneys do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419003)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction

explain what you find interesting about biglaw work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414517)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Drab boyish center reading party

"it is fucking hard to have a life outside of work. If you can get over that..."

lololololololololololololololololololololllolololol

lololololololloloololololololololollololololololololololololol

Look at yourself in the mirror, remember when you were a real person, think of what the person would say to you, considering you just wrote that sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414653)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx idiot university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414685)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: excitant carmine brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414689)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414775)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: high-end market nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418129)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

there are way more people that successfully maintain marriages and relationships than I would have expected going in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418142)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Thriller rehab hominid

Define "successfully".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419137)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

they seem happy, their spouses are relatively attractive, and they have cute kids. I dont know anything beyond that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419158)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Thriller rehab hominid

A lot of them will be divorced in the next 5-10 years. Their next spouse will also look ok, but will be kind of old and kind of a bitch. The kids will OD or have anxiety disorders. It is not as good as it looks from outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419203)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Nubile dark internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581755)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Exciting Wine Range

it doesn't suck most of the time like a day of grueling manual labor--it just sucks over time as weekend after weekend, night after night, is spent reviewing supply agreements or turning comments to some 150 page contract.

edit: except for ibanking, i also don't know of a job that is so demanding in terms of getting stuff done to completion as soon as the work comes in -- there is this very atypical default expectation that you just stay late or work over the weekend until the task is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414237)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#30739087)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: titillating bawdyhouse wagecucks

this thread was done last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414679)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

Nobody has mentioned that your supervisors, such as they are, in biglaw are way more fucking unpleasant than in the vast majority of other fields.

Part of it is how biglaw firms are set up: you have lots of different bosses, and they dont give a fuck that you might have other work to do for other people - they want what they want. But even beyond that, because partners see even the "best" associates as disposable, they feel ok about grinding everyone into the ground.

Edit: there was a perfect post on TLS a few months ago:

The mid-levels and seniors I work for are all nice enough, but when push comes to shove, they will suck you dry for any amount of work that can even marginally increase their standings in partners' eyes. You have a family event that is very important to you that you flagged weeks in advance? Everyone will say that you need to go, but they'll still tell you to come in that weekend.

And that part someone mentioned about reading the phone book? It's more along the lines of "please read this phone book and summarize. Also, please read this other phone book and summarize. How long is reasonable? Four hrs per phone book? You have five to do both."

[5 hrs and 5 mins later, 11:05 pm] "WTF WHY DID THIS TAKE SO LONG AND WHY ISN'T THAT ONE PERSON'S PHONE NUMBER IN HERE THAT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T TELL YOU WTF WE ARE PAYING YOU A LOT OF MONEY TO ADD VALUE AND OMG THIS IS IMPORTANT AND YOU SUCK DO IT AGAIN YOU HAVE FOUR HOURS TO REDO BOTH PHONE BOOKS."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414757)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

This.

Associates are egotistical douchebags who can't manage worth shit. Some of them are the worst human beings I have ever met in my life and think they are god. They make 200k in MFH - they should realize they are a prole with no real life.

And the micro managing of some people drive me up the wall. And by micro managing I mean they bill 100% of their time to telling others what to do and don't do any real work themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414790)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Orchid comical property

yeah, this is precisely it. 6-8th year associate here; lateraled once to avoid the duplicitous, backstabbing d-bags at the first firm, only to realize that the new firm wasn't any better. i don't mind the work, I just.cant.stand.the.people. the problem with being a lawyer? you have to work with other lawyers.

as a general rule, counsel level lawyers & 9-10 year associates are the absolute worst. they have a vested interest in ensuring that your work product is not viewed favorably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26416181)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

Oh and fake deadlines. Associates: WE NEED THIS NOW ASAP ASAP ASAP. Stay here until 3 am and work on this.

Three weeks later........."here are edits that you need to turn ASAP ASAP ASAP" "We didnt look at this until now."

They should kill themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26414808)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Iridescent meetinghouse boistinker

Last night around 10 pm I got an email with some edits asking me to turn it. At 1015 I got a follow up "update on timing?" At 1030 I got an email followup that just said "?". At 1100 I got an email followup asking if everything was okay. At 1145 when I got out of the movie I informed the senior I would turn it and senior said "you HAVE to be more responsive than this".

Yup. Totally normal job. Just spoiled kids who don't know what real work is like. SMH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26416219)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

unless you knew there was something major going on last night, this seems extreme even by biglaw standards (although it would be much less surprising on a wednesday or thursday night, for example)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26417900)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: Iridescent meetinghouse boistinker

not uncommon. basically same thing happened to me on the 4th of july

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418029)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Cracking Big-titted Set

shit like this has happened to me many dozens of times, followed by passive aggressive rage for a long time afterward, usually from the senior who was punting to me. plz responds once rained down on me at 11:00 on a sunday night when i was driving back from the country in a snowstorm. when i replied 45 minutes later and inside the city, it was strongly suggested i just 'tuck into the first place i can find' and 'get on a terminal,' whatever the fuck that was supposed to mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418161)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

interesting. I am on pace to bill nearly 2800 hours this terrible fucking year, and nothing close to this has happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418179)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: Cracking Big-titted Set

cool. but most everyone i know in biglaw has stories similar to what i just shared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418195)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

i mean, what % of associates are actually going to be responsive at 11 pm on a saturday night? A good number, even they are home, are going to be too tanked to do anything useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: angry menage karate

what? everyone has stories like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581920)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx idiot university

I once went on a 30 minute jog at 8 p.m. I got back to my apartment at 8:30 p.m. and there was a string of e-mails from the partner to the senior associate wanting to know where I was and why I wasn't responding to his e-mail sent at 8:01 p.m. and the senior had completely thrown me under the bus.

The partner is my favorite partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26417965)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Spectacular lay coldplay fan

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418052)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: cordovan dead striped hyena lodge

That seems horrible. Get out of capital markets stat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581540)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Cracking Big-titted Set

obviously there are many whiny bitchfaggots like jacoby shaddix who will find a way to whine and feel sorry for themselves in any situation, but i think previous job experience doesn't matter too much unless you were a coal miner or something.

the unpleasant elements of biglaw are almost universally unpleasant. there are brainless aspie gunners like drunkard or 29 who don't mind the day-in day-out inanity and useless nature of it all, and the ego boost they get out of being a BIGLAWYER helps them rationalize whatever they have trouble with. pretty much everyone else finds it grating and dreams of doing something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418057)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

I've always thought that at least half the partners are reasonable - they may have annoying requests at times, but their demands are commensurate with the salary that the firm is paying. The trouble is that the remainder are anxious shitheads that take their neuroses out on the associates, and are more or less impossible to avoid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418087)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Cracking Big-titted Set

your mileage will vary quite a bit so far as partners making your life miserable.

my point was that only a minority of normally adjusted people in biglaw think "man, this is really cushy, love my work - these suckers pay me too much!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418105)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: House-broken puce party of the first part

There is no "ego boost" to being a biglawyer unless you're in a small market. Being a lawyer of any stripe isn't really prestigious at all in the parts of the country you're likely living in, e.g. NYC or LA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418505)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: supple indian lodge

this assumes a decent amount of self-awareness on the part of the biglawyer, which is rare. and outside of MFH and the more elite ranks in SF and chicago, most of these people do feel like hot shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419451)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: motley site

patently false. post has no perspective - ie the BULLSHIT careers this thread seems to recommend in lieu of law school. yeah bro, lawyers who went to top schools are on the bottom of the food chain in NYC and LA. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419491)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Seedy emerald den

The hours are as bad as ibanking, but the pay is 50% and exit options are worse. The hours are horrible compared to in-house. I won't compare it to "regular" post-college career paths because those suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418115)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: irate milky hunting ground quadroon

Like I've said before, many of the people here have never really worked or experienced true hardship. I make 45k and come home covered in sweat and grime. I once had to work twenty hours straight because some loser "called out" for his shift. I have been attacked by homeless lunatics. I have mopped vomit and feces. My subordinates are on food stamps with no benefits; some of them are borderline homeless and desperately trying to raise kids. This kind of nightmare is becoming the norm ITE. Spend some time in the real world and then tell me about your "horrible" legal career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418623)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

yup, these days lots of jobs demand a ton of hours

also, i find it odd that biglaw associates complain. Just look at our support staff. Paralegals put up the same hours almost, do FAR more mundane bullshit, and get paid less than half with no "partnership" prospects. We have text processing and IT folks who work overnight shifts on weekends, probably getting paid like 50-80k/year. And then there are doc reviewer staff attorneys or outside vendors who also bill by hour/project who get paid SPS. THen there are the ppl who prepare or deliver your seamless web meals at all hours.

As a biglaw associate, you're literally surrounded by ppl with far shittier jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418753)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

support staff generally work with jr associates, who are, on avg, far less sociopathic than partners and sr. associates.

second, a large part of associate angst is probably mental - i spent all of this time and money to get here for THIS? and it doesn't ever get better?

Finally, for associates in debt, it begins to feel non-volitonal - that is, I'm not sure how long I can keep it up, but I also can't leave if I want to pay off my debt and have a normal middle class life. So you start to feel trapped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418826)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

yeah, no sympathy here

i know some of the associates who left biglaw or my firm, sometimes after paying loans. Most were just entitled in attitude and careless/thoughtless in their work. One became a "fine artist." Basically, it's ppl who don't like the idea of responsibility and hard work

biglaw can suck at times, but any job that pays u a 150k+ base salary is like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419034)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

yeah buddy, the rest of us just can't cut it. go get em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419054)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 8:49 AM
Author: Cerebral crimson stage dysfunction

no, it's an objectively terrible job. it's true that the salary is commensurate with the shittiness, but that doesn't somehow mean the job itself isn't bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26420214)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating concupiscible chad

Are biglawyers much happier than you though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418843)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

ok. you worked 20 hours straight one day. lawyers in new york might do that stretch 3-4 times in 2 weeks. obviously it's more comfortable for us while we're doing it, but that level of sleep deprivation/stress for long periods of time is going to make anyone miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418860)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored bbw mad-dog skullcap

Not that most people would necessarily know, but does market-paying or close to market-paying midlaw (reputable, 100+ lawyers, regionally strong) make this shit any better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418651)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

are all you poasters in NYC v10's?

your experiences all sound atypically shitty, like a collection of the worst stereotypes and horror stories of biglaw

now late into my 4th year at a V20 in California in a busy group. I probably do 2200/year and it's pretty steady and manageable. I work a steady 40-60 hours during the week depending on how busy things are. On weekends, if things are busy, I might do another 10-15, but that's rare; usually it's more like 5. My superiors are all friendly and reasonable. Maybe I just lucked out on a good situation? This makes me hesitant about lateraling, which I sometimes think about doing, but not for any of the reasons ppl are bitching about on this thread.

for the most part, my coworker associates also seem generally OK with things

the only comment that i agree with on this thread is how shitty partnership odds are and it is discouraging when i look ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418713)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored bbw mad-dog skullcap

Lit or corporate? Norcal or socal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418786)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

Norcal lit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418989)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored bbw mad-dog skullcap

where on a scale of chill to fratty? (i'm interested in the norcal lit scene, so not asking idly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419292)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

not sure if i understand the scale; does "chill to fratty" mean that chill is on one end and fratty on the opposite end?

in any event, the office isn't fratty, but chill. i think most SF/SV offices are similar. SF offices may be slightly more fratty given the more single demographic. SV is more relaxed (e.g., casual dress, work from home)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419382)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Gaped gaping partner

Same here. I do lit, and none of these stories are remotely relatable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418870)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Curious Selfie Pit

Yeah, but your career dead ends after you're a senior associate and then what the fuck are you going to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418976)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Gaped gaping partner

This thread is about work conditions not exit options. In any event, im good enough of a lawyer that ill always be anle to maek it in law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419077)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: outnumbered irradiated idea he suggested doctorate

hahaha you think being good matters that much? A friend of mine washed out of a highly prestigious lit boutique after two years, had clerked for 2nd circuit, top school. Hasn't worked in almost 2 years now because he can't accept that he can't get anything better than $100K insurance defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26445740)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Curious Selfie Pit

California firms can be legitimately better than NYC firms, unless you're at some insane sweatshop like Quinn Emanuel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418966)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

I'm sorry, but fucking no. I had corporate jobs before biglaw and am in-house now. My in-house position is a "hard" corporate job. It isn't straight 9-5, and I do put it hours on weekends and generally work 50+ hours a week. That said, it is miles ahead of biglaw which remains a complete aberration when it comes to employment hell. Here are the highlights:

- The hours, as mediocre as they are now were on another level then. I have never pulled an all nighter in another job. It was routine in biglaw. That shit absolutely destroys you. And of course, no one in biglaw is impressed. It is simply expected. To be clear, they feel like they have total ownership of your time while you work for the firm. Doesn't matter if you had a vacation planned, a birthday to go to, or a wedding to attend. If your BB buzzes, you need to respond and if something became "urgent" (and it often does), then you need to cancel whatever you had planned and attend to it for as long as it takes.

- The caustic personalities whose entire self-worth revolves around the prestige of their position/firm and will drive you to the grave to ensure that they meet an arbitrary deadline to whoever they report to is beyond anything you see in normal corporate America. And when you work those long hours, this is who you're around.

- Corporate America doesn't have the job security it used to. But even in the "good old days" biglaw had shit job security and everything was "up or out." That permits the assholes described above to make a misplaced comma or God forbid a typo in an email a major career event.

I guess the one exception here is finance. Finance or elite consulting is as bad or worse. But normal jobs are just not that bad. The shit that flies in biglaw would be seen as completely unacceptable and oppressive in other jobs. And indeed, it only works in biglaw because they fully expect 90% of people to burn out by the 5th year. For most other places, they would consider that kind of employee churn to be catastrophic. So they treat them better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26418950)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 11:59 PM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

again, i find these stories totally odd. I've billed 2600 in a year before, but never done close to an all-nighter; I've stayed up til 1am maybe once doing work and i didn't have to, but wanted to check to make sure some presentation docs were in order for the next morning

hours are steady 50-80 per week, usually closer to 50. It's like 10 more than in-house per week on average

the personalities at my current firm are all super-friendly and reasonable about everything

no one at my firm would call a few typos in a large document the end of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419011)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

lol "ive done 2600 a year" and "checked presentations when i didnt have to"

ok, maybe you're one of "them"- those egotistical douchebag associates who think biglaw is fantastic and has never met anyone who is actually rich and thinks earning 200k working biglaw is "so so so much money"

the first sign? you work when you don't have to. the sad part that you don't realize is, especially if you're a litigator, your exit opps are SHIT. so why bother trying so hard now? realize now that your hard work and effort, if you're a litigator especially, will be worth nothing in the long run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419039)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

dunno, i actually found that project i worked a lot on somewhat interesting

jobs are a lot better when you actually like them; i think that's the fundamental issue here for the complainers

i'd say at my firm, about 1/3 of the associates actually like the job a lot; 1/3 find it passable; the other 1/3 hate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419092)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

lol at biglaw (outside of maybe tax or trusts and estates) being interesting

you must be boring and poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419111)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

i guess i am boring and poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419128)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: lavender hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419386)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

2600 is a fuck-ton of hours. I find it hard to believe that you've only stayed late once. WHenever I'm at that pace, I'm there till 2-3 am once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419045)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419050)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

maybe he pads his hours

i suspect some of my the high billers in my firm pad their hours because they sure as hell aren't pulling legit late nights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419067)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

nah, 1am at most. Usually i was done by 11pm. I also never pad; in fact, i usually understate shit just cuz i know im not always efficient.

My work pace was just really steady. In that 2600 hr year, it was a lot of steady 9am-10pm days with another 10-15 hours on the weekend. That adds up to 50-55 billables a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419109)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

so you worked the entire time u were in the office?

and you worked pretty much 7 days a week?

how does your life NOT suck

nurses probably make far more money than you do per hour fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419129)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

i worked 7 days a week most of the year, yes. I tend to work from home a lot and yeah, i don't take breaks other than lunch.

It's not that bad, it's 50-55 billed a week, which is a 65-80 hour work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419140)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

hahahahah getting paid 200k for a 65-80 hour work week, where taxes take half

sounds like a great life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419151)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: excitant carmine brunch multi-billionaire

i work a 7 day week, it's great, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26421313)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Drab boyish center reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26432682)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 1:09 AM
Author: Exciting Wine Range

i can agree with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581562)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted police squad

^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581586)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: provocative insane kitchen

WTF? U on adderall? Coke? I billed 2600 one year and I wanted to pay someone to knock me the fuck out so I could take a few weeks off with pay and not have to worry about being fired bc my days were so horrible. Also, I became a chronic fapper in Biglaw. It was the only way to relieve stress. I blew prbly over 30 loads in my office once 2 am rolled around on a Sat morning. Whatvdo u do to relieve stress? How much do u pad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26432492)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: bespoke lake point weed whacker

this. i suspect flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26421532)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

I don't understand how you do 80 hours a week and not end up with an all-nighter. In my experience, 80 hours is rarely 11.4 x 7. And a lot of time is spent waiting for feedback from other people.

In-house, by 7pm or so the place is just empty. So when I say 50+ hours, I mean total time. Not "billed" hours, so I take out time waiting for shit. If I have to wait for something and it is 7pm, I'm going home and it is probably getting done tomorrow. It is just a very different experience. And some 8 hour days include shit like a few hours of training, or even catching up on some relevant reading. Hours aren't billable hours anymore, so if you're there it counts. So if you billed 2600 hours, then you worked more like 2800 or so (assuming you weren't padding).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419060)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

probably padding his hours

i was pulling late nights all the time billing 2300

some people at my firm claim to bill 3000...yet they have weekends and don't look sleep deprived. many, many people think they pad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419071)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

Yeah, I was billing 2200-2300 and pulling 1-2 all nighters a month. And it was fucking awful.

"some people at my firm claim to bill 3000...yet they have weekends and don't look sleep deprived. many, many people think they pad."

They have to. Assuming they take almost no vacation except for occasional sick days, christmas, new year, etc. assume they bill the full 50 weeks a year. That means 60 hours/week. Which, is not easy to straight up bill. That means zero dry spells. Otherwise, if you have one week with no work then the next 6 weeks will need 70 hours/week to make up for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419131)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

yeah, what's even more insane is that these people take a month off each year (2 weeks off during summer; 2 weeks off during xmas)

so that means they bill 3000 in 11 months. it's completely unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419142)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

and very few people are able to focus for 11 hours straight after 3 weeks of working 12/hrs a day. at some point, you start to become incredibly inefficient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419074)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

Absolutely, which is perfectly fine in a business that measures your output by time spent and not by work produced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419135)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Turquoise contagious native voyeur

sure. my point was also that when work volume stays constant over that time, you start spending a LOT of time in the office to get it done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419143)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

i wasn't doing 80 every week. Most weeks were less; I maybe did 80 like 4-5 times.

80 hours for me was 13-14 hours each weekday, plus another 15 on the weekend

EDIT: it was also 80 hours worked, not billed. Billed was like 60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419121)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

There's a world of fucking difference between working 80 and billing 60 and straight up billing 80. I have done it a few times and during that week your life is solely working, eating and sleeping (when you can make it happen).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419148)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: heady sticky trump supporter

i dont believe you. i bill 1800 hrs a year and i end up with 3-4 am nights like 4-6 times a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419097)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode

reminds me of douchebags who claim to bill 3000

i saw the bill and the douche billed 2 hours to turning a doc to me

i checked my email records and he only edited the doc for 1 hour

so douchebag had billed twice what he actually worked



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419102)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Gaped gaping partner

maybe he printed it and edited by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419495)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: vengeful territorial legend death wish

my work that year was very steady, with a predictable schedule. So I could get my 12-15 hour day done and just keep repeating until shit slowed down the next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419153)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 2:48 PM
Author: bespoke lake point weed whacker

this is precisely my experience. work comes in unevenly, and when youre working for multiple partners it can get bad.

when i billed 2200 i had 3 straight 250ish months and it was terrible. probably 7 or 8 all-nighters in that stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26421550)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Vibrant shitlib church building

i had a 300'er. zero all-nighters, but basically 10 hours of work every day for the entire month, on call the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26432591)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser Blathering Mental Disorder Ticket Booth

There is no way you can bill 2600 hours in a year without ever staying past 1am. The only thing that motivates a person to bill those kids of hours are intense deadline crunches; no case or deal ever calls for someone to bill 10 hours a day every day but never more and never less. I would believe that you could have a random month where you billed 220 hours without ever staying past 1am but repeating that for 12 consecutive months is utterly impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26431439)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Green indecent nowag principal's office

don't know if you heard, but BIGLAW objectively sucks. so if you don' know by now den u shud prob get familiar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419122)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: domesticated jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419168)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419179)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Curious Selfie Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419185)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Unholy church

Fuck all the 2nd year associate apologist turds ITT.

"I disagree, all the folks at my firm are quite nice and I find it more or less reasonable, and after all we do make a tidy sum," says the guy who every normal person at the firm cannot fucking stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419573)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 4:24 AM
Author: Nubile dark internal respiration

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26419923)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: hilarious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26432442)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Low-t Parlour

Are you gonna drop out of LS? You prob should.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26432486)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Zippy Talented Tank

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1076613&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=4cb79ad8e641cfb8bb77e532e82eb22e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26432470)



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Date: October 1st, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Violet bateful step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

And this was before ITE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26438634)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 12:54 AM
Author: cordovan dead striped hyena lodge

not surprised that corporate associates have terrible lives. Not true for all of biglaw, of course,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581510)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 1:44 AM
Author: purple dragon old irish cottage

question for big law bros: why does everything need to be done on such a short deadline? i'm a gov civil lit bro with like 30-40 cases and can get extensions on pretty much everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581666)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: costumed know-it-all marketing idea water buffalo

(guy earning 65k in salary and with a TTT JD degree)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581766)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:20 AM
Author: purple dragon old irish cottage

that's about where i started, but i'm up to six figures now for a 9-5 jerb. copped dat t14 with lrap too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581818)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz stag film

Mismanagement -- work is dumped on you at the last minute. Even if you get the work far before the deadline, there are endless reviews of drafts by midlevels/seniors/partners, resulting in a last-minute filing anyway.

Also, if you litigate in state court, you can get away with stipping extensions forever, which wouldn't be tolerated in most federal cts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581789)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:12 AM
Author: Nubile dark internal respiration

lol brother. it's shit plaintiffs on shit state cases with shit state deadlines who will attempt to press you on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581796)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz stag film

Whenever I go to state court, our status conferences take place before an apathetic clerk who rubberstamps whatever's in front of him. In one case, nearly four years passed before anyone produced a single doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581812)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:20 AM
Author: Nubile dark internal respiration

i can imagine this happening in many jurisdictions but plaintiffs generally have an interest in pushing shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581819)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz stag film

Ps can aggressively try to run up discovery costs for Ds, but my experience has been that when the Ps have crap claims (which has admittedly been the case most of the time I'm in state court), they have no real interest in conducting discovery and just want to extort a few bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581824)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:27 AM
Author: Nubile dark internal respiration

they have an aggressive interest in running up costs

if they think they have a decent chance of surviving sj they will want to push quickly to trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581833)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz stag film

None of my state shitlaw cases have had any chance whatsoever of surviving SJ, so that could account for my different experience there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581838)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:21 AM
Author: purple dragon old irish cottage

i've found it equally easy to get continuances in fed and state court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581822)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: costumed know-it-all marketing idea water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26581747)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: Jade Hyperactive Locus

Every 0L should be require to watch this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

Part of the problem with Biglaw is that you don't realize how bad it is until after you leave. Some of us have a high pain threshold. It's the same reason why we did well grinding in college while everyone else was drinking Busch light, why we went to law school, why we took the firm job to begin with. We think we are making a trade for the future and this is what having a "real job" is. So while everyone else is bitching, we are just like "it's not perfect but whatever."

When you finally do leave and you see how other people work, and how "it doesn't have to be this way," it makes you wonder why you never figured it out before. Some of the partners have never figured it out.

There is a reason why the system is set up to hire naive children who have never worked before and super study soulless Asians.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26582457)



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Date: November 30th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Glassy Stead Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26829313)



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Date: November 30th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Glassy Stead Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26829314)



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Date: November 30th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Glassy Stead Ceo

lol holy shit the african american woman died at age 37. she was literally worked to death.

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26829344)



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Date: November 30th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Glassy Stead Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#26829366)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: vigorous painfully honest abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2686466&forum_id=2#30694812)