The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
In house brehs- Do you mock your biglaw outside counsel?
Poast new message in this thread
Date: September 30th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Spectacular Beta Parlour Macaca I am sorely tempted to do this but haven't yet. Closest I have come was apologizing to a midlevel for blowing up his weekend but closing with "been there before man, I know how much this sucks"
thoughts? I really want to troll the jr partners and tedious senior assoc/counsel types I interact with day in and day out |
 |
Date: September 30th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: gay boyish kitchen round eye have u ever sued outside counsel for malpractice or gotten in a dispute over a conflict waiver or something like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26432739) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: Spectacular Beta Parlour Macaca nah, been here too short of a time. after 7 years in biglaw, I am inclined to fuck with these fools. not the jr ones, because that's dick, but the more senior pathetic clowns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26432758) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: gay boyish kitchen round eye u sound like an insufferable faggot tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26432766) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: Spectacular Beta Parlour Macaca agreed, but these service partners/counsel/sr assocs I interact with day in day out do maybe 20% of the work I review and farm the rest to jrs. it's probably my hatred of them from biglaw spilling over, but I almost universally find them contemptuous. the few jrs I've come across I always try to promote (send emails to the partners about how awesome they are, etc.) but the over-paid 40yr old billing monkeys who handle my company make me want to puke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26433036) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: electric bipolar digit ratio fwiw, i don't believe anything you're saying in this thread about your job or your biglaw experiences. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26433050) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Spectacular Beta Parlour Macaca it's cool little breh, I don't need you to believe me about that. what you do need to believe is that you better chop chop tomorrow when I order my fucking coffee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26433277) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Charismatic station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26433054) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Razzle alcoholic indian lodge I always feel bad when a partner says "I'll make sure to work on this and get you a revised draft by tomorrow morning." Part of me wants to call him out for misleading me, the other part of me wants to call him out for being a dick and ruining some jr's night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26432772) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: up-to-no-good avocado business firm yet u do neither (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26433056) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:45 PM Author: Spectacular Beta Parlour Macaca I have repeatedly instructed partners not to blow up anyone's weekend. Usually they listen but sometimes they don't, which infuriates me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26433284) |
Date: September 30th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: sable genital piercing state If it weren't for them it'd be you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26432825) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: comical codepig main people Never because in-house bros are worthless. I honestly feel really overpaid. No billable hours. People just spend half the day chatting. Nothing is urgent. Any difficult work gets passed on to firms. I leave at 5:30 every day and it's a fucking ghost town by 5 pm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26432840) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Spectacular Beta Parlour Macaca agreed, but so what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26433041) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: sable genital piercing state You're definitely an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26433055) |
|
Date: September 30th, 2014 11:43 PM Author: Spectacular Beta Parlour Macaca a few hundred women in MFH btw the ages of 22 and 45 would definitely agree with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2688756&forum_id=2#26433262) |