Date: August 21st, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Floppy canary nursing home patrolman
"_______________": The first intentionally blank-titled XO thread.
accidently gave guy wrong directions, should i grow a beard?
Asians: Magical?: An early chapter in XO's lovehate relationship with Asians.
Barzini's masturbation fort (picture)
blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica: It is unknown whether this 2004 meme arose independently of Colin Quashie's artwork, or whether he ripped us off.
Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today: Classic thread illustrating XO's passion for wholesome racism.
chat live with a mormon missionary is working!!!!: AutoAdmit posters vs. online LDS missionaries. Also, tubgirl.
Chicago > Stanford >>>>> Columbia/NYU: Source of the infamous Renada Deshada UChicago rant
Classmate caught me masturbating to Nicole Matisse, taking q's.
Cool guys with cool haircuts at HLS
Coughed; blood squired out of vaggy: Madcat's most memorable gross-out moment.
Did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?
Did you ever "go too far" while playing as a kid?: XOer recounts fond childhood memory of vengeance on a snitch: "I was afraid someone would call the cops on us, but his mom was a drunk, so no such luck for him."
difference between MadCat's pussy and a 747 airplane?
Do asian women iron their faces every morning?
Family of Fats Shoveling Fried Fish Next To Me At Airport: Includes BONUS PICS.
guy next to me drew a robot on his torts final
Harvard Asian slut to be the next Kaavya: LOL, Lena Chen
Harvard College Student plagarizes and received $500,000: LOL, Kaavya Viswanathan. AutoAdmit black knights went on to poast the plagiarist's phone number and crank call her.
Help me become the most legendary gunner ever
Help me cope with adderall depedency with 3 weeks till exams: Collision of XO's main fault lines: overachieving azns, study drugs, and internet memes. Watch for an appearance by IAMADDERALL.
How did Babar the Elephant get so fucking rich?
How ghetto is a Royal Caribbean cruise?: Notable poster :D gets pwned.
How much would you contribute to take care of Rasquach?: XO takes up a collection for a hit on Rasquatch.
HYPO: you and your hot daughter are playing naked Twister
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!: A boastful refrigerator teaches life lessons. Thread dramatized on YouTube in 2010.
I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today: Apparently, B&N thinks Jay-Z is SPS.
I just had amazing sex w/someone NOT my boyfriend!!!
i just stole my mom's credit card: LOL, College Board.
IN DIZ THRED, A REAL LATIN LOVER TEACHES YU PICKUP LINEZ.
I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate(...now my jeans smell like semen and broken dreams.")
Is there anyone here who DOESN'T sleep naked, and wtf not?
Is XOXO the new post-irony?
ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts
John Marshall: #1 in ZOMBIELAW!
Just accepted at Sullivan, accepting praise and taking questions: Mason27 offers classic fatherly advice on working at Sullivan & Cromwell.
Just fucked my dog's face and screamed PWN3D "...then it bit my dick off. fair."
Just masturbated to Pear Chan. Feeling bad about myself. Qs?
Lena Chen and the Case of the Naughty Nudie Pics
New photo from GW Law orientation
*****Official NAKED NUDE BOOBS******Thanks Coked Up
OH NO DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE CARPET WHY DID I FART NAKED
Rejected Working-Titles for the Holocaust
Rode a public subway. Here is my report. (174)
Shit. I think this guy I saw today died...
Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating: See also NicoBlue's post, "A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown..."
Typical Day For First Year Litigation Associate
What do you think of Louis Vuitton bags?: Notable for mafoofan's elegant proof that 'Double stitched, by hand' is a contradiction.
Why do asian women travel in large, titless packs?
wiping your ass with retarded children's hair: yay or nay?
Wow...Asian UPenn 1L chick with a huge rack: Jiamie Chen learns, too late, the perils of posting pics of oneself in a titsquishing whore's outfit on Facebook.
XOXO Kindness Club Meeting Here
Yale 1L here: no offered I think for humming the batman theme "in the office with 'BIGLAW' substituted for 'Batman'. IE: na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BIGLAW."
you jerks, i got pwn3d:: Barzini posts about an upcoming date with a Jewess (with Facebook pics of the chick). Another poster tracks down the girl and emails her the thread. Hilarity ensues.
This "alpha mongol wolf" NOWAG'd himself out of America after being belittled on a bus by a hawt azn girl with a white bf.
a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at breakfast: I rike a eat a omeret. I rike a eat a hash brown. I rike a eat a waffer.
anonymous buttsex with seventeen beefy cholos in a barn
AutoAdmit is mentioned on The Washington Post (link)
Caught on Tape: Raptor devours Cheerleader
COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA: Check the date of the OP.
:D making corrugated biglaw office out of refrigerator box: MOAR mockery of XO's most famous lolsuit defendant (and mother's basement dweller).
Escort-getting Master Men cum here
Francesca Prout See also Chessy Prout liar
Freddie Gray, UVA, what else do I have to say
Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.
Hey guys what's up (Foggy): Notable for Foggy Bottom Dreaming's pean on teh Meaning of Life.
high school girls with firm healthy tits
how ALPHA is my new bf (tb):The Box recounts getting chokefucked and bukkaked.
i can basically tell you the origin of every xo meme since 2004
ITT: We Archive the Brutal, One-Shot Kills of XOXO
ITT we record things UVT says about himself
Jeremy Lin packing for All-Star Game with pink Hello Kitty luggage set
jjc: "Risten i'm a chirr white blo, I rike a Donarr Tlump long time, but...": not even a parody.
Kaavya Viswanathan's PARENTS DIE IN PLANE CRASH LOL: Kaavya Viswanathan learns that karma is a bitch. AutoAdmit LOLs.
Ke$ha muttering "Gaga delenda est" at the end of SNL performance
Kim Jong Un: "So she never came out and addressed her supporters? Shameful."
Liberal nutjob inculcate small child with liberal crap (HuffPo): LOL, Amy Kieran.
List of Asian Taunts Collected for Posterity
lol, Francesca "Chessy" Prout vs. EncDrama AutoAdmit referees the Encyclopedia Dramatica vs. Chessy Prout liar drama
my 5 year old son is gay (pic): LOL, Sarah Manley
"My son likes a girl. So what?" (nytimes 2095)
My trip to Chipotle (CHUNG): tl;dr: CHUNG has daydream and thinks he can convince people it really happened
OFFICIAL BELLE KNOX (DUKE U) OUTTING THREAD
OMG wtf is this shit: Rasquach's legendary tit-pic (See 2000s: *****Official NAKED NUDE BOOBS******Thanks Coked Up), reloaded.
Ordered pizza without getting soda. owner seemed pissed
Roberts Alito Kagan Soto Breyer Sykes Kavanaugh Gorsuch Thomas: Note the date of the OP.
So i hung out with my zanex\meth-head friends from high school
Someone spilled coffee on my JoS A Bank blazer - what do I do?
Sotomayor changing from her SCOTUS robes to her Sbarro uniform
The Next Twelve Months of Nate Silver's 538.com Headlines
This chameleon dood is pretty pissed someone noticed him
Told secretary 'your ass looks amazing in those pants': XOer worries about getting HRpwned by shrew. XOers offer sympathy and constructive suggestions.
TTT Grad Drops Knowledge, Makes Out: In the tradition of Family of Fats Shoveling Fried Fish Next To Me At Airport, poaster brand-new-me snaps a pic of a TTT hitting on a whore at the airport.
UVT Dogg ft. Nyuu G. - Regurators.mp3: REGURATAHS! MOUNUR!
VIDEO: Hitler is briefed about XOXO: Estrada's crush on The Box comes to naught. Dramatized in video.
Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception
28 Subpoenas Later: Gallows humor posted shortly after The LOLsuit hit.
AHWIAB and Rasquach, sitting in a tree!: MadCat ribs two notable poasters.
The Askav Song: "The Askav Fan club got together and recorded this song about askav, then set it to clips of askav going about his daily routine."
Autoadmit Explained: Xtranormal tutorial about AutoAdmit.
Autoadmit Hitler: Estrada pursues The Box, but can't get no satisfaction.
Big Man Tyrone explains XO, while shitlibs, pumos, and NOWAGs grow increasingly apoplectic.
:D's Basement: A videogame tribute to notable poster :D.
Estrada in the Wind: "A goodbye tribute to the biggest aspie dino-loving virgin of them all."
heidi: Resident chatboard psycho PaulieWalnuts asks 'tard to wish a happy birthday to Lolsuit plaintiff Heide Iravani, then posts a link to the thread in HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEIDE IRAVANI!!!
Hitler Rips XO in Lengthy Screed
I AM A REFRIGERATOR: A partial dramatization of I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Masterthread Theatre: A partial dramatization of the thread "Drove girl home, did not get laid, taking questions"
Opening "The Box" and Welcome to "The Box": TTTobinBell challenges The Box. See THE OFFICIAL "JIGSAW DEATHS" MEMORIAL CATALOGUE THREAD
This Week in Cho Studies: Brownstone vs. McBeef: Dramatization of the classic thread, I may be starting to lean to Brownstone over McBeef, discussing nuances of Seung-Hui Cho's literature