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Got on elevator at 5:50 today, partner looked at watch

How fucked?
purple dilemma
  10/08/14
We're you even carrying a redwell at all
pink learning disabled hall
  10/08/14
read-well ftfy
Bateful painfully honest organic girlfriend
  10/08/14
Wait, what? Explain.
Shivering station karate
  10/08/14
lol wut? its called a read-well because once you're done wit...
Bateful painfully honest organic girlfriend
  10/08/14
Lol, tyft. Gonna start using this and watching partner's fa...
Shivering station karate
  10/08/14
Just a backpack. Was wearing a pink shirt also.
purple dilemma
  10/08/14
Should have been like "want me to bring you back any di...
blathering psychic native
  10/08/14
Tcr
milky senate water buffalo
  10/08/14
180
Shivering station karate
  10/08/14
...
insanely creepy aquamarine theatre
  10/08/14
...
mischievous preventive strike kitchen
  10/08/14
...
Sapphire azn market
  10/09/14
I would have said lunch.
Stirring parlour
  10/09/14
MFCR
Rose Ungodly Hominid
  10/09/14
(future V5 partner)
Laughsome theater windowlicker
  10/09/14
...
Wild electric nursing home milk
  10/11/14
got to take the stairs so no out of shape boomers can pwn yo...
Swollen dog poop school cafeteria
  10/08/14
34 floors?
purple dilemma
  10/08/14
is this really a question. Yes. Yes. 34 floors
Smoky meetinghouse factory reset button
  10/08/14
it's downhill jfc
mischievous preventive strike kitchen
  10/08/14
Outted as at Cahill. Ur done here.
Shivering station karate
  10/08/14
Pussy
Sapphire azn market
  10/09/14
Are you handicapped?
Emerald skinny woman location
  10/09/14
just jump from one landing to the next jfc
pink learning disabled hall
  10/09/14
This. Or, the bro is already handicapped, he can just free f...
Emerald skinny woman location
  10/09/14
this is 100% correct. and, from what I can tell, this bro is...
pink learning disabled hall
  10/09/14
...
insanely creepy aquamarine theatre
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0T6AbWx4Y4&t=2m
Bossy aphrodisiac school
  10/09/14
did you have a backpack or something?
greedy address trust fund
  10/08/14
Yes
purple dilemma
  10/08/14
why? I leave the office with nothing and leave my computer ...
greedy address trust fund
  10/09/14
Everyone knows.
Shivering station karate
  10/09/14
...
Overrated mediation alpha
  10/11/14
This past summer all of the partners in my group were out on...
mentally impaired roommate
  10/09/14
LOL at LOLyers
Stirring parlour
  10/09/14
that guy needs a punch in the face.
Floppy poppy quadroon
  10/09/14
Yeah what makes it worse is that he's only been a partner fo...
mentally impaired roommate
  10/09/14
LJLJLJLJL
Stirring parlour
  10/09/14
Unfortunately, that all sounds right.
Floppy poppy quadroon
  10/09/14
damn that's a simply *amazing* display of faggotry
Flirting Dopamine Candlestick Maker
  10/09/14
I'd water this asshole's plants with my first one in the off...
racy hyperactive volcanic crater
  10/09/14
(guy who really doesn't like his dad)
Laughsome theater windowlicker
  10/09/14
*partner fails to notice plant quietly dying in an obscure c...
Chocolate field
  10/09/14
...
bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed feces
  10/09/14
I hope that he and the other partners were just fucking with...
Shivering station karate
  10/09/14
180
Rose Ungodly Hominid
  10/09/14
lol at your firm. i cant believe that actually happens. i ...
Disgusting Point
  10/09/14
Guessing you don't work in MFH. these stories are all MFH B...
Irradiated mother love of her life
  10/11/14
When I used to sneak out early I would take the stairs one f...
domesticated step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
Should have said "half day today?" If you are alp...
Insecure church building cumskin
  10/09/14
Just fucking man up next time and be like "Yeah I'm lea...
Fragrant sinister boiling water
  10/09/14
lol
black comical center new version
  10/09/14
...
galvanic ocher gaming laptop idiot
  10/11/14
...
Overrated mediation alpha
  10/11/14
(dude not at chill California ALM 125 firm)
Disgusting Point
  10/09/14


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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: purple dilemma

How fucked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482207)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: pink learning disabled hall

We're you even carrying a redwell at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482259)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Bateful painfully honest organic girlfriend

read-well

ftfy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482270)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:34 PM
Author: Shivering station karate

Wait, what? Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482289)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Bateful painfully honest organic girlfriend

lol wut? its called a read-well because once you're done with it you're well read w/r/t its contents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482383)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Shivering station karate

Lol, tyft. Gonna start using this and watching partner's faces explode with a strange mix of uncertainty and rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482438)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: purple dilemma

Just a backpack. Was wearing a pink shirt also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482272)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: blathering psychic native

Should have been like "want me to bring you back any dinner?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482268)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:34 PM
Author: milky senate water buffalo

Tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482283)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: Shivering station karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482292)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy aquamarine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482309)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:38 PM
Author: mischievous preventive strike kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482318)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:32 AM
Author: Sapphire azn market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26484949)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:33 AM
Author: Stirring parlour

I would have said lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26484952)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Rose Ungodly Hominid

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485925)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Laughsome theater windowlicker

(future V5 partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485004)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Wild electric nursing home milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26498355)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Swollen dog poop school cafeteria

got to take the stairs so no out of shape boomers can pwn you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482390)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: purple dilemma

34 floors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482392)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Smoky meetinghouse factory reset button

is this really a question. Yes. Yes. 34 floors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482408)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: mischievous preventive strike kitchen

it's downhill jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482409)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Shivering station karate

Outted as at Cahill. Ur done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482439)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:32 AM
Author: Sapphire azn market

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26484951)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 AM
Author: Emerald skinny woman location

Are you handicapped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26484976)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:43 AM
Author: pink learning disabled hall

just jump from one landing to the next jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26484992)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Emerald skinny woman location

This. Or, the bro is already handicapped, he can just free fall the 34 floors and catch onto the last railing before hitting the ground. Have another Assoc. dump the wheelchair from the roof, or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26484998)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: pink learning disabled hall

this is 100% correct. and, from what I can tell, this bro is already handicapped, so the solution has been blaring in his face the whole time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy aquamarine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26498265)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Bossy aphrodisiac school

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0T6AbWx4Y4&t=2m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485644)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: greedy address trust fund

did you have a backpack or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482464)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: purple dilemma

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26482470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: greedy address trust fund

why? I leave the office with nothing and leave my computer and lights on all the time. Then no one knows what I'm doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485713)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 12:29 PM
Author: Shivering station karate

Everyone knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485738)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Overrated mediation alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26498266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:31 AM
Author: mentally impaired roommate

This past summer all of the partners in my group were out on the same day so me and the other associates cut out at 6 to go get drinks. The junior partner in the group comes back from his trip at 6:30 and sends us all an email with the other partners cc'd saying how disappointed he was to see the office empty at 6:30. Love. This. Job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26484944)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:34 AM
Author: Stirring parlour

LOL at LOLyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26484955)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: Floppy poppy quadroon

that guy needs a punch in the face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26484984)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:47 AM
Author: mentally impaired roommate

Yeah what makes it worse is that he's only been a partner for a little over year so I knew him well when he was a senior associate and back then he most likely would have been at the bar with us. Biglaw attracts the best people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485003)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Stirring parlour

LJLJLJLJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485005)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Floppy poppy quadroon

Unfortunately, that all sounds right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:03 AM
Author: Flirting Dopamine Candlestick Maker

damn that's a simply *amazing* display of faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485073)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: racy hyperactive volcanic crater

I'd water this asshole's plants with my first one in the office acidic coffee piss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485558)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Laughsome theater windowlicker

(guy who really doesn't like his dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485560)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Chocolate field

*partner fails to notice plant quietly dying in an obscure corner of his office*

*continues to ride associate's ass for the next six years*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485673)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485846)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Shivering station karate

I hope that he and the other partners were just fucking with you. That would be acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485742)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Rose Ungodly Hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485851)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Disgusting Point

lol at your firm. i cant believe that actually happens. i get paid market rate and my office is mostly empty by 6 every day. by 7 it is a ghost town unless you have a filing coming up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26486025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Irradiated mother love of her life

Guessing you don't work in MFH. these stories are all MFH BIGLAW stories. My non-MFH biglaw experiences are just like yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26498285)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: domesticated step-uncle's house

When I used to sneak out early I would take the stairs one floor down and then get on the service elevator. Fool proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485710)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Insecure church building cumskin

Should have said "half day today?" If you are alpha that always gets laugh and you can start talking about playoff baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485752)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Fragrant sinister boiling water

Just fucking man up next time and be like "Yeah I'm leaving Kike, you MAF you're profit per partner this year is gonna go down .00001%---- yeah suck a dick Jew, I wish fucking Hitler had finished the jerb cause this jerb sucks ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26485951)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: black comical center new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26486021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: galvanic ocher gaming laptop idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26498253)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Overrated mediation alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26498274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Disgusting Point

(dude not at chill California ALM 125 firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695252&forum_id=2#26486015)