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Pounded beers with Shia Lebouf in 2011

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decide...
insane volcanic crater
  10/09/14
"like" 45 minutes
insane volcanic crater
  04/03/15
not flame?
adventurous rehab
  10/09/14
Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, whic...
insane volcanic crater
  10/09/14
This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you...
hideous library
  09/03/17
pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts
Territorial disturbing parlor
  10/09/14
this is confirmed
Poppy 180 base
  10/10/14
...
Charismatic Lodge Water Buffalo
  10/11/14
That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink s...
coral forum
  10/09/14
180
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cheese-eating irradiated macaca antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
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Cracking tank ratface
  10/09/14
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zombie-like gas station
  10/10/14
that little piece of shit left u with the tab? when he wa...
primrose school sound barrier
  10/09/14
He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a ...
insane volcanic crater
  10/09/14
theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 ...
Dun odious really tough guy
  10/09/14
Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up
insane volcanic crater
  10/09/14
not an autobot or a decepticon. even the dumb black tran...
primrose school sound barrier
  10/09/14
...
cheese-eating irradiated macaca antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
he's kinda twink-ish dude
Violet school cafeteria
  10/09/15
eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty mus...
Wine Trump Supporter
  01/10/20
i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the...
marvelous foreskin area
  10/09/14
...
insane volcanic crater
  10/09/14
Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise
insane volcanic crater
  10/09/14
not flame?
adventurous rehab
  10/09/14
Not flame
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me agai...
Navy swashbuckling parlour
  10/09/14
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Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
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buff alcoholic institution
  10/10/14
So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
What did u find
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
?
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
??
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
Did u not see the NOT flame?
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
Ty
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes t...
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. l...
adventurous rehab
  10/10/14
This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if ...
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimat...
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
I should be a judge.
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
confused how a judge is conducting cross
Wine Trump Supporter
  01/10/20
Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and...
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
lol what i literally just did this in class today
claret wild heaven double fault
  10/10/14
No you didn't.
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
not flame
claret wild heaven double fault
  10/10/14
holy shit
spectacular brilliant trust fund hell
  10/10/14
180
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
One shot Kill
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
Now, that is funny.
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME
magical glassy boltzmann point
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insane volcanic crater
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Cracking tank ratface
  10/10/14
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Crimson skinny woman native
  09/03/17
what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drin...
mint cumskin office
  10/10/14
Cr.
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
titcJFC
judgmental theatre
  10/10/14
assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer i...
big-titted market
  10/11/14
I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. Tha...
insane volcanic crater
  10/11/14
36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier ...
big-titted market
  10/11/14
That may be so....but I said not flame
insane volcanic crater
  10/11/14
ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NO...
big-titted market
  10/11/14
I'm not asian
insane volcanic crater
  10/11/14
sure thing boss
big-titted market
  10/11/14
(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)
insane volcanic crater
  10/11/14
i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)
big-titted market
  10/11/14
Brief wtf
insane volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  12/12/14
JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. ...
Very tactful chocolate abode pocket flask
  04/01/15
We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light f...
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  04/02/15
...
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  09/12/15
...
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  11/21/15
I believe this
Spruce Potus
  10/10/14
If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
I was being serious.
Spruce Potus
  10/10/14
Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.
Crimson skinny woman native
  10/21/14
I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
18000000
buff alcoholic institution
  10/10/14
i enjoyed reading this 180
claret wild heaven double fault
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...
buff alcoholic institution
  10/10/14
This fucking happened
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
I believe you bro.
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marvelous foreskin area
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I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop...
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Bro...
grizzly rebellious dilemma giraffe
  10/10/14
was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it
grizzly rebellious dilemma giraffe
  11/21/15
...
Bright comical spot masturbator
  11/21/15
Not flame
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
flame?
grizzly rebellious dilemma giraffe
  10/10/14
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&fo...
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
o nice
grizzly rebellious dilemma giraffe
  10/10/14
Not flame
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
Cool story. I hope its not a flame.
Appetizing Halford
  10/10/14
I was there and this is not flame.
Hairraiser cyan box office
  10/10/14
in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!
Appetizing Halford
  10/10/14
...
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
This is not flame. Anyone who's gone out in the southern...
Multi-colored Center Pistol
  10/10/14
http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  10/10/14
But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSI...
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
I do that literally on a weekly basis.
Multi-colored Center Pistol
  10/10/14
He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro wh...
insane volcanic crater
  10/10/14
definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/t...
fragrant psychic business firm
  10/15/14
180
insane volcanic crater
  10/15/14
...
insane volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Not flame
insane volcanic crater
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magical glassy boltzmann point
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insane volcanic crater
  10/16/14
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insane volcanic crater
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insane volcanic crater
  10/14/14
...
Onyx Galvanic Quadroon House
  10/15/14
post selfie, or it's flame
fantasy-prone patrolman
  10/16/14
lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flam...
Soul-stirring Awkward Gaming Laptop Liquid Oxygen
  10/16/14
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insane volcanic crater
  10/17/14
reminder: this is not flame
insane volcanic crater
  10/22/14
...
insane volcanic crater
  11/06/14
i just love this story, especially because its not flame.
harsh heady dysfunction friendly grandma
  11/06/14
180
insane volcanic crater
  11/14/14
Whatever.
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  11/14/14
Not flame
insane volcanic crater
  11/15/14
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insane volcanic crater
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insane volcanic crater
  12/02/14
...
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  12/12/14
one or both of you pre-raped the other
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  02/16/15
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  04/02/15
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buff alcoholic institution
  04/03/15
http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl
buff alcoholic institution
  04/11/15
Is that earl near the bottom
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  06/29/15
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  11/11/15
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Cracking tank ratface
  11/11/15
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buff alcoholic institution
  11/21/15
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insane volcanic crater
  11/21/15
Did u take this
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  11/21/15
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insane volcanic crater
  10/25/16
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Brass stage
  05/25/15
...
insane volcanic crater
  06/05/15
still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity
Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting
  07/11/15
Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia...
insane volcanic crater
  07/11/15
Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?
jade thriller newt
  07/11/15
all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic
Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting
  07/11/15
Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's cl...
jade thriller newt
  07/11/15
(chandler pumo) the whole story is bullshit bc of the alc...
Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting
  07/11/15
Maybe this was the night http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/...
insane volcanic crater
  07/11/15
i LOL'd
Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting
  07/11/15
well you certainly said not flame
Crusty Laughsome Organic Girlfriend Gaping
  07/11/15
I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not to...
Vengeful candlestick maker
  07/11/15
Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died...
insane volcanic crater
  07/11/15
(guy who's full of shit)
Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting
  07/11/15
You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my...
Vengeful candlestick maker
  07/11/15
(not an alcoholic) for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 ...
aggressive people who are hurt
  07/11/15
Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minut...
Vengeful candlestick maker
  07/11/15
but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small t...
jade thriller newt
  07/11/15
Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!...
lilac dead ticket booth headpube
  09/12/15
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racy dark indian lodge ceo
  09/12/15
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insane volcanic crater
  10/09/15
shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast...
insane volcanic crater
  10/09/15
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insane volcanic crater
  10/10/15
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Brass stage
  10/11/15
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confused karate
  11/21/15
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Translucent sanctuary reading party
  06/30/16
Not flame
insane volcanic crater
  06/30/16
What part isn't flame?
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  06/30/16
...
magical glassy boltzmann point
  08/24/16
...
insane volcanic crater
  08/24/16
We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  08/24/16
we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast ...
insane volcanic crater
  08/24/16
Lol I remember that thread.
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  08/24/16
Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxicatio...
insane volcanic crater
  08/24/16
Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  08/24/16
Literally everything here is true and has been proven on mul...
insane volcanic crater
  08/24/16
Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other n...
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  08/24/16
Flame
Wonderful High-end Marketing Idea Background Story
  08/24/16
Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flam...
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  08/24/16
I don't understand
Khaki Aphrodisiac Senate Half-breed
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Wonderful High-end Marketing Idea Background Story
  08/24/16
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insane volcanic crater
  08/24/16
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Wonderful High-end Marketing Idea Background Story
  08/24/16
DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU
Translucent sanctuary reading party
  08/24/16
flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes
Sick Station Regret
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insane volcanic crater
  01/29/17
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outnumbered location
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metal smoky nibblets
  02/09/18
holy shit chandler
Big salmon plaza roast beef
  02/09/18
can i have some crypto
insane volcanic crater
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metal smoky nibblets
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Costumed Piazza National Security Agency
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Indigo Theater
  02/18/18
is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?
Misunderstood Cordovan Property
  02/18/18
no
Greedy bbw dog poop
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insane volcanic crater
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Indigo Theater
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histrionic mewling hominid
  01/10/20
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Sadistic jet-lagged temple elastic band
  12/05/18
Went to laurel tavern with earl today
insane volcanic crater
  06/15/19
Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in ...
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orange offensive boiling water
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insane volcanic crater
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chestnut den
  12/18/20
this thread is essential to xo canon
floppy therapy sweet tailpipe
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i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all th...
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floppy therapy sweet tailpipe
  03/06/21
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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decided to go to this bar called laurel tavern in studio city, we were pounding some IPAs at this small table when this guy sits down next to us alone (place was packed). He sat there silently on his phone while drinking a beer. I finish my beer, and ask the waitress for another Sierra Nevada torpedo. The guy next to me pushes me with two hands and yells "HOLY SHIT THATS MY FAVORITE BEER" and says THIS NIGHT IS ON ME. It's Shia leboof, he said his name but never said his last name or acted like he was famous. Guy orders me and my bro some more torpedoes and pounded one after another after around five beers each like 45 minutes later, we went outside for a smoke. He was not there with anyone and no one seemed to recognize him. He started pissing on a car parked on the street and then walked without aim down Ventura boulevard. I never saw him again. Me and my bro split his tab. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488390)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

"like" 45 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27608232)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: adventurous rehab

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488405)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, which is why I've been hesitant to post it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488440)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: hideous library

This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you some eth for the tab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#34128646)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Territorial disturbing parlor

pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Poppy 180 base

this is confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495055)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Lodge Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26499525)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: coral forum

That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488464)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488538)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating irradiated macaca antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489827)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Cracking tank ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489855)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: zombie-like gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489940)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: primrose school sound barrier

that little piece of shit left u with the tab?

when he was walking away did u say anything? like "hey, where r u going u little NIGGER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488471)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a cigarette. I didn't say shit. I thought he was gonna come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488536)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: Dun odious really tough guy

theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 months or so on TMZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488554)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: primrose school sound barrier

not an autobot or a decepticon.

even the dumb black transformer would kick his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488567)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating irradiated macaca antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489828)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Violet school cafeteria

he's kinda twink-ish dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938102)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Wine Trump Supporter

eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty muscular dude no way is he a twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39408251)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: marvelous foreskin area

i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488568)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489839)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: adventurous rehab

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489842)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Navy swashbuckling parlour

i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me again. wtf got me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489848)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489983)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: buff alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489985)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

What did u find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489994)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490002)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490003)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490007)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Did u not see the NOT flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490009)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490013)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490015)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes though, bro, I don't know what you are trying to pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490062)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: adventurous rehab

i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. let's move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490072)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if you'd step back.

Mr. Chandler, you did say you, your companion and Shia LeBeouf all drank five Sierra Nevada Torpedos each in a span of 45 minutes, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490103)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimate of time. I do not know for certain how lobg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490141)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

I should be a judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490149)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: Wine Trump Supporter

confused how a judge is conducting cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39409238)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and I've downed 11 fat tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490074)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: claret wild heaven double fault

lol what i literally just did this in class today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490275)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

No you didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490298)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: claret wild heaven double fault

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: spectacular brilliant trust fund hell

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490305)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

One shot Kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490312)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

Now, that is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: magical glassy boltzmann point

HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490315)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490320)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Cracking tank ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490326)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: Crimson skinny woman native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#34128661)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: mint cumskin office

what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drink 5 beers in 45 minutes. I have seen someone funnel a 6 pack in like 45 seconds. JFC asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492437)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492606)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: judgmental theatre

titcJFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495252)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: big-titted market

assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer in 45 minutes. that's the booze of drinking a half-rack or or like a dozen shots in a little over a half hour. if OP had already been drinking, his BAC would have been near the blackout zone at about the same time as old XOshia. not to mention that is a shitload of carbonated fluid to swill down. the most dedicated drunkard bros in college would have to fight to get through that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496536)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. That was within a 4 hour span just relaxing at home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: big-titted market

36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier feat than 80 oz. of stronger beer in 45 minutes. if you continued at that base of consumption you would hit the deck in another half hour even if you weighted 300 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496575)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

That may be so....but I said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496583)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: big-titted market

ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NOWAG dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496608)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

I'm not asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496612)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: big-titted market

sure thing boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496619)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496623)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: big-titted market

i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496648)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Brief wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496654)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26919209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Very tactful chocolate abode pocket flask

JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. Six pack during happy hour is something a lot of people do every Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27597270)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 3:01 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27600927)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28741060)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227765)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Spruce Potus

I believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490027)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490045)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Spruce Potus

I was being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490097)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Crimson skinny woman native

Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26559378)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490092)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: buff alcoholic institution

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490166)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: claret wild heaven double fault

i enjoyed reading this 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490266)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: buff alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490267)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

This fucking happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490340)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:08 AM
Author: Vermilion exhilarant crackhouse

I believe you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: marvelous foreskin area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490708)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495050)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Bright comical spot masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26516817)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop to girls, yeah I'm gonna hang out with my bro shia...yeah he acts you may have heard of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490375)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: grizzly rebellious dilemma giraffe

I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Brothers namedropping Shia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26491348)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: grizzly rebellious dilemma giraffe

was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227801)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Bright comical spot masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227837)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: grizzly rebellious dilemma giraffe

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492419)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: grizzly rebellious dilemma giraffe

o nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492610)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Halford

Cool story. I hope its not a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493846)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser cyan box office

I was there and this is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493881)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Appetizing Halford

in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493892)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center Pistol

This is not flame.

Anyone who's gone out in the southern valley area a number of times has run into him.

He's a raging alchy, and yes, him going out alone like that sounds about spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493961)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26494020)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSIBLE he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495005)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center Pistol

I do that literally on a weekly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495063)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro who would get in a fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495009)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: fragrant psychic business firm

definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/toluca lake border and i'd see him out all the time. and yes, lol, drinking sierra nevada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26523573)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26524081)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496526)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: magical glassy boltzmann point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496720)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26530283)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26499489)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26516787)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Onyx Galvanic Quadroon House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26523558)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone patrolman

post selfie, or it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26530303)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Awkward Gaming Laptop Liquid Oxygen

lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flame, if you live in the studio city/noho area you will eventually run into Shia at a bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26530471)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26537631)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

reminder: this is not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26568207)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26663443)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: harsh heady dysfunction friendly grandma

i just love this story, especially because its not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26663453)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26713472)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

Whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26713478)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26723237)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26767694)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26840742)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26919187)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Glittery Cocky Stag Film Rigor

one or both of you pre-raped the other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26919238)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27327736)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Brass stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27596817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27600828)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27600873)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: buff alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27608315)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: buff alcoholic institution

http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27673295)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Bonkers chrome bawdyhouse crotch

Is that earl near the bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27673397)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: buff alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28227347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Mahogany at-the-ready goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27673412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: buff alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29163973)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Cracking tank ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29164034)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: buff alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227803)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227899)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Did u take this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227936)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31726906)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: Brass stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27963411)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28049465)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:25 AM
Author: Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting

still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304783)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:28 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia labeouf and the waitress knew and refilled us quick. It may have been 57 minutes I didn't keep tabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304791)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: jade thriller newt

Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304826)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting

all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304831)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: jade thriller newt

Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's claim that he pounded beers with Shia Lebouf? Who cares about specific #s...the point is this movie star randomly got shitfaced with OP and his buddy alone then cut out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304879)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting

(chandler pumo)

the whole story is bullshit bc of the alcohol #s he gave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304886)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:30 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Maybe this was the night

http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/1288854062-2/IT-/exclusive-shia-labeouf-chainsmokes-outside-of-laurel-tavern-and-later-leaves-the-bar-with-3-unidentified-females.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304795)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting

i LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304829)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: Crusty Laughsome Organic Girlfriend Gaping

well you certainly said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304842)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Vengeful candlestick maker

I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not too long ago without even thinking about it; I see no reason why this 12 oz. Torpedo challenge is deemed so impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304834)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died trying it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304840)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: Vibrant abusive famous landscape painting

(guy who's full of shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304844)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:55 AM
Author: Vengeful candlestick maker

You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my posts knows I am not an exaggerist and I don't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304922)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:59 AM
Author: aggressive people who are hurt

(not an alcoholic)

for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 pack of Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin almost every night, and would kill them all in around an hour. around the same ABV as Sierra Nevada Torpedo, slightly higher. then i'd switch to a second 6 pack of a lighter beer, usually Red Stripe or something like Sam Adams, and drink those over the next couple of hours.

i don't know about hanging out with Shia Lebeouf but drinking 5 Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 min. is not out there at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304941)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: Vengeful candlestick maker

Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minutes with ease, especially if I've been outside and it's hot.

Probably my worst problem with alcohol is how fast I can drink. I imagine this is the case with most alcoholics. Anyone who has seen me drink would not doubt for a second that I could swill 5 12 oz. Torpedoes in 45 minutes. In fact, I'm sure I've done it in the past at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304968)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:21 AM
Author: jade thriller newt

but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small table????

So random!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28305006)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: lilac dead ticket booth headpube

Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28741099)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: racy dark indian lodge ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28741607)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938086)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast for public intoxication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938087)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938236)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Brass stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28948762)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: confused karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227915)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#30822171)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:10 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#30822215)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

What part isn't flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#30822223)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: magical glassy boltzmann point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256499)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256459)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256461)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:13 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast of October 9th 2014 though. The Columbus Day sister tinder swipe was the same day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256463)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

Lol I remember that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256466)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxication on the one year anniversary of this TRUE not flame story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256465)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:15 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256467)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Literally everything here is true and has been proven on multiple occasions. I had four beers tonight and am stone cold sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256475)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other night. You must not remember that. You know what they say: truth comes out when you're drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256486)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Wonderful High-end Marketing Idea Background Story

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256489)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flame, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256494)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:27 AM
Author: Khaki Aphrodisiac Senate Half-breed

I don't understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256510)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: Wonderful High-end Marketing Idea Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256524)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256523)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: Wonderful High-end Marketing Idea Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256525)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:31 AM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256534)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 3:24 AM
Author: Sick Station Regret

flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256619)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#32490986)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: outnumbered location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#34128639)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: metal smoky nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Big salmon plaza roast beef

holy shit chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367463)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

can i have some crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367480)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: metal smoky nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367485)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Costumed Piazza National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367474)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Indigo Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430505)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood Cordovan Property

is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430555)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Greedy bbw dog poop

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430582)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430608)



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Date: September 2nd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Indigo Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#36734217)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bossy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406593)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406762)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: histrionic mewling hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39407966)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: Sadistic jet-lagged temple elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#37353189)



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Date: June 15th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater

Went to laurel tavern with earl today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#38394876)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Translucent sanctuary reading party

Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in 45 minutes. Fucking liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406533)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: orange offensive boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406605)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39407916)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: chestnut den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#41571924)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: floppy therapy sweet tailpipe

this thread is essential to xo canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#41571932)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: Arousing rusted corner legal warrant

i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#41571978)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: floppy therapy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#42059065)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz fighting university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#42059163)