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Just bought 50k of coke

Stock. Shrewd? Or will I be pwned?
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14
wait, u bought 50k of cocaine and are planning to stock it a...
Exciting Deer Antler Theater
  10/22/14
NOW WHATCHA GON DO WIT IT?
ruddy self-absorbed dilemma
  10/22/14
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curious useless brakes
  10/22/14
hold it until it hits 45 dollars or the next dividend payout...
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14
Betta pay yo dividend when you come to collect!
ruddy self-absorbed dilemma
  10/22/14
cotdamn right.
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14
Better pay up when I come to collect
Ebony queen of the night
  10/22/14
I'd have bought KO and not COKE
navy regret goyim
  10/22/14
I did, but that would've made for a less appealing thread ti...
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14
TBF, CCE is also very attractive
electric shrine
  10/22/14
shr00d
electric shrine
  10/22/14
consumer discretionary will do good as long as oil stays low...
Exciting Deer Antler Theater
  10/22/14
Consumer discretionary Oil stay low unbalanced equity ...
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14
?
marvelous twisted public bath
  10/22/14
I'm not an investor masterman. I just fuck around with 100k ...
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14
soo CR
Exciting Deer Antler Theater
  10/22/14
...
demanding hilarious stead
  10/22/14
Should have put it all on BUD, amirite?
Tan low-t tanning salon
  10/22/14
stupid buy. you paid a fairly high price for a low-growth...
Glittery Becky Athletic Conference
  10/22/14
Coke also makes the shit that people are buying to replace C...
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14
lol. no it doesn't coke pays outrageously high amounts of...
Glittery Becky Athletic Conference
  10/22/14
i think he's talking about dasani
Exciting Deer Antler Theater
  10/22/14
Dasani is a ludicrous product. It is scientifically indisti...
passionate clear gunner macaca
  10/22/14
CR
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14
lol one second, copy paste fucked up.
Glittery Becky Athletic Conference
  10/22/14
1. NANNY STATE even if people want coke, it is the bigges...
Glittery Becky Athletic Conference
  10/22/14
*guy talking before invention of Tab*
arousing black depressive set
  10/22/14
LJL at the discussion of Cokes long term prospects when I pl...
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14
Worth a read OP http://thereformedbroker.com/2014/10/21/p...
bonkers snowy school cafeteria keepsake machete
  10/22/14
all I care about is a 5% bounce and a dividend payment.
Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor
  10/22/14


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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

Stock. Shrewd? Or will I be pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563091)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Exciting Deer Antler Theater

wait, u bought 50k of cocaine and are planning to stock it away? GL friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563103)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: ruddy self-absorbed dilemma

NOW WHATCHA GON DO WIT IT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563125)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: curious useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563131)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

hold it until it hits 45 dollars or the next dividend payout at the end of November.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563135)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: ruddy self-absorbed dilemma

Betta pay yo dividend when you come to collect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563159)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

cotdamn right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563176)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 2:15 AM
Author: Ebony queen of the night

Better pay up when I come to collect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563542)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: navy regret goyim

I'd have bought KO and not COKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563100)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

I did, but that would've made for a less appealing thread title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563108)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: electric shrine

TBF, CCE is also very attractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563158)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: electric shrine

shr00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563112)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Exciting Deer Antler Theater

consumer discretionary will do good as long as oil stays low, but 50k seems a lil unbalanced for a single equity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563121)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

Consumer discretionary

Oil stay low

unbalanced

equity

All words which are foreign to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563132)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: marvelous twisted public bath

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563139)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

I'm not an investor masterman. I just fuck around with 100k in my 401k brokerage option. I purposely try not to learn anything about investing, other than whats up and whats down. A company like Coke losing 6% in a day is LOL. It will bounce back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563152)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Exciting Deer Antler Theater

soo CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563140)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: demanding hilarious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26565213)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Tan low-t tanning salon

Should have put it all on BUD, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563173)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Glittery Becky Athletic Conference

stupid buy.

you paid a fairly high price for a low-growth company run by a fairly greedy management with a recent track record of making very bad capital allocation decisions.

you are also on the wrong side of the next major generational nutritional tide. sugar is going to become more and more appreciated as a problem, and that is going to be a stigma that soft drinks won't shake.

but enjoy that 2.9% dividend yield bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563190)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

Coke also makes the shit that people are buying to replace Coke. Including water. Plus, I'll be out of the stock by years end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563206)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Glittery Becky Athletic Conference

lol. no it doesn't

coke pays outrageously high amounts of money to buy piss-ant stakes in companies that make the shit that people are buying to replace coke.

but the still bad news is that all of those drinks are still toxic for the same reasons. powerade, energy drinks, etc: they're all a giant industry-fucking class action away from ruining KO shareholders' day.

you're right, they do make "DASANI". since you have invested 50K in the company I suspect you can tell me what % of their net income is comprised of relatively healthy dasani water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563224)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Exciting Deer Antler Theater

i think he's talking about dasani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563231)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: passionate clear gunner macaca

Dasani is a ludicrous product. It is scientifically indistinguishable from tap water in most major metro areas. At least euro-trash water has some minerals or comes from a spring or some shit. Also, yes, water is a tiny portion of Coke's business.

Main Coke business, on the other hand, is fine. If you are a Manhattan officefag you have been taught to hate Coke because your lifestyle burns 1200 calories/day and you work with lots of image-conscious people. Those who don't sit at a desk all day can afford to consume some empty calories. Those who sit on the couch all day don't care how fat they get. Leave Manhattan and look at some Americans - do these people have bodies which suggest that they avoid refined sugars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563280)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563337)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: Glittery Becky Athletic Conference

lol one second, copy paste fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563349)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Glittery Becky Athletic Conference

1. NANNY STATE

even if people want coke, it is the biggest corporate target of the biggest industry target for nanny state legislation meant to address the obesity epidemic. do you believe that the trend in american politics is towards MORE or LESS nanny state legislation?

2. STIGMA

its easy to look at the noSODA types as some sort of elevated holier-than-thou minority (which they are). what you need to recognize is that soda consumption is going to become a class marker in the same way cigarettes are. and as that becomes more and more clear, more and more people on the margin are going to switch to that NOCOKE life. people TODAY have no clue how much soda the average fucking 5 year old drank a few decades ago. now the only 5 year olds drinking soda are former crack babies.

3. "OTHER PRODUCTS"

you’re right that most americans are fat disgusting fucks. the point is, if they have a choice between drinking coke products and being fat fucks, or consuming something else that triggers the same dopamine response, but isn’t stigmatized, they’re going to opt for B. that’s why all those rich white girls who don’t drink soda go to jamba juice. jamba juice is a coke replacement without the stigma

the bull case for KO is that they will recognize the new products that will REPLACE coke, and get there fast, and use their powerful marketing/research/distribution muscles to dominate the space. only that has literally never happened. KO’s entire non-coke portfolio is a list of second-string me-too products that KO, despite all of its distributional strength and marketing experience, couldn’t force onto the american public.

the thing is, when you look at powerades pathetic 20% market share, you have to also recognize that this is 20% market share in a world where KO was so powerful it could literally FORCE EVERY GROCERY STORE to PROMINENTLY display the product. they were only able to do this by using the core coca-cola product as either a carrot (discounts) or stick (refusing to supply).

this means a clear trend of nocoke consumption is really a triple-pwn for KO the company. not only does their only truly profitable product disappear, but with it they lose the negotiating leverage that they’ve relied on to make all of the other products seem somewhat successful.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563355)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 2:43 AM
Author: arousing black depressive set

*guy talking before invention of Tab*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26563621)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

LJL at the discussion of Cokes long term prospects when I plan to be out of the stock in months, at most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26565012)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: bonkers snowy school cafeteria keepsake machete

Worth a read OP

http://thereformedbroker.com/2014/10/21/poster-children/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26565190)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Tattoo Parlor

all I care about is a 5% bounce and a dividend payment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706333&forum_id=2#26566175)