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hypo: marry Julia or forced to fight tiger w/only a steak knife

Assume no annulment is possible. Tiger is the hypothetical m...
Talented headpube
  10/22/14
tiger would lunge up and sort of hug you. like a friendly do...
cracking awkward house main people
  06/29/16
You forgot to include the part about a college wrestler. Am ...
Nudist philosopher-king market
  10/22/14
can't legally change status? that's not enough control of t...
mischievous abode
  10/22/14
Tiger
shivering contagious bawdyhouse wagecucks
  10/22/14
TY This ranks among the top ten funniest Julia threads of...
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
shut the fuck up you stupid cunt
beta amber native
  10/23/14
Care to describe the unstable rage you have brewing inside y...
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
? not sure why you would think i'm mad or unstable
beta amber native
  10/23/14
it's not even top 100. is humor really suck a completely fuc...
bat shit crazy therapy
  10/23/14
What's her net worth? What's the standard waiting period be...
Dull sanctuary
  10/23/14
:(
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
Hey, don't fret - I still might choose the tiger
Dull sanctuary
  10/23/14
...
Copper Church
  10/23/14
Ahem. five years. Even so, women all age, so lol at the n...
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
...
Copper Church
  10/23/14
Devastating
pontificating crawly stage circlehead
  10/23/14
Jfc
Chestnut jewess nibblets
  10/23/14
wholly shit
glittery ticket booth boistinker
  10/23/14
TWIST: I've never been free of dents or had a new car scent.
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
...
Copper Church
  10/23/14
I think I had my highest "value" at around age 28,...
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
...
Copper Church
  10/23/14
That's not what the OP asked at all. What the OP asked was m...
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
...
Copper Church
  10/23/14
No, it was asking which is preferable/less burdensome, with ...
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
...
Copper Church
  10/23/14
(idiot who can't make an argument)
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
...
Copper Church
  10/23/14
It's actually quite apt in a situation where you claim to ha...
Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat
  10/23/14
my family once hosted a russian foreign exchange student who...
bat shit crazy therapy
  10/23/14
...
Brilliant center
  06/29/16
Damn
beady-eyed party of the first part
  10/23/14
...
mewling theater striped hyena
  10/23/14
do you think being a topless-only professional entertainer i...
bistre electric international law enforcement agency
  10/23/14
...
Copper Church
  10/23/14
...
Pearl startled mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/14
COT DAMN
iridescent garrison mood
  10/23/14
Fucking destroyed
green cruise ship associate
  10/23/14
Damn, good analogy
Obsidian Aromatic Weed Whacker
  10/23/14
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GIRL WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GIRL WHAT...
beta amber native
  10/23/14
...
anal base
  06/29/16
...
bat shit crazy therapy
  10/23/14
(Guy who will then argue that young girls just love to date ...
plum galvanic dog poop
  10/23/14
...
Curious hominid
  10/23/14
Wtf RUDE
metal tanning salon
  05/14/15
...
bateful big-titted old irish cottage
  05/14/15
...
mahogany rehab
  01/17/16
centipede
bonkers soul-stirring stock car
  01/17/16
Still devastating
lavender laser beams
  01/17/16
18000000000
Curious hominid
  01/17/16
KO
mahogany rehab
  04/12/16
...
Cocky know-it-all bbw boiling water
  06/29/16
this is the most brutal ownage of JULIA yet.
Canary stead becky
  06/29/16
daaamn
Big Set
  06/29/16
COT DAMN
mind-boggling avocado trailer park
  06/29/16
How did she not retire moniker after this?
sable coldplay fan
  07/19/16
killshot. Edit: didn't realize this was a two year old th...
bronze laughsome marketing idea
  07/19/16
...
mahogany rehab
  07/19/16
...
spectacular wine home shitlib
  10/27/16
...
beady-eyed party of the first part
  10/27/16
never saw this. 180
Violent boyish tattoo institution
  10/27/16
...
glittery ticket booth boistinker
  10/08/17
...
pungent temple
  01/14/18
...
vigorous fantasy-prone half-breed
  01/14/18
Julia is hawt. I'd take her. Easy hypo
Alcoholic plaza
  10/23/14
Julia??
Alcoholic plaza
  10/23/14
???
Alcoholic plaza
  10/23/14
talk, not sex, constitutes most of the intercourse between a...
buck-toothed mental disorder
  06/29/16
a warning to all MANkind.
Canary stead becky
  06/29/16
marry julia
Cerebral Poppy Theater Stage Codepig
  10/23/14
but where do i get the not fighting the tiger with a steak k...
vermilion water buffalo
  10/23/14
prole trying hard to be witty: "what's the difference? ...
Geriatric lascivious gas station
  10/23/14
do you want to die fast or slow
razzmatazz salmon box office rigpig
  01/17/16
did the tiger wrestle in high school
flirting stage
  10/23/14
egregiously underrated
Harsh Candlestick Maker
  01/17/16
...
Medicated 180 Organic Girlfriend Gaming Laptop
  01/17/16
marry tiger, kill julia.
Adventurous peach trump supporter
  10/23/14
and fuck who???
Dull sanctuary
  10/23/14
At least death by tiger would be fast and comparatively pain...
green cruise ship associate
  10/23/14
Being married to Julia would be the male equivalent to the S...
Rose Supple Psychic Station
  10/23/14
Cr
green cruise ship associate
  10/23/14
...
azure twinkling uncleanness
  10/23/14
...
Curious hominid
  10/23/14
...
mahogany rehab
  07/19/16
No.
Snowy dead knife
  10/23/14
assume we kill Julia, what are our chances of avoiding suspi...
Talking doctorate alpha
  10/23/14
marry julia, cheat on her with the tiger.
Slate senate toilet seat
  10/23/14
probably easier to get the tiger pregnant
bistre electric international law enforcement agency
  10/23/14
ZING!!!!!
red greedy coffee pot
  10/23/14
damn
Floppy sexy corner
  10/23/14
...
Brilliant center
  06/29/16
maybe Julia is a kitten IRL
sticky hyperventilating mad cow disease gay wizard
  10/23/14
...
Rose Supple Psychic Station
  10/23/14
I could be content with fucking her ass every day so I'd mar...
Obsidian Aromatic Weed Whacker
  10/23/14
I wonder if BLP got married since 2014 and sees the problem ...
Big Set
  06/29/16
...
wonderful twinkling macaca hunting ground
  10/27/16
...
Copper Church
  10/25/14
...
Copper Church
  05/14/15
Tiger. You can reason your way out of sticky situation with...
stimulating police squad
  05/14/15
Does that mean I get to be invisible? that would be cool.
chartreuse stirring national sex offender
  05/14/15
...
Copper Church
  06/29/16
...
Copper Church
  05/28/15
...
glittery ticket booth boistinker
  09/09/15
i would marry julia in a heartbeat if she gave me the chance...
Diverse internet-worthy death wish digit ratio
  09/09/15
...
Copper Church
  12/06/15
i wish i could take on the tiger maybe if i was given a bett...
vigorous fantasy-prone half-breed
  12/06/15
but where will i get a tiger to fight
carmine crusty casino
  12/06/15
Marry julia but wear headphones or earplugs all of the time
Dull sanctuary
  01/17/16
(every married man)
Medicated 180 Organic Girlfriend Gaming Laptop
  01/17/16
inventive
buck-toothed mental disorder
  06/29/16
...
Mauve Lodge Sneaky Criminal
  10/27/16
Tiger
Passionate puppy
  10/27/16
...
Copper Church
  11/02/23


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Date: October 22nd, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Talented headpube

Assume no annulment is possible. Tiger is the hypothetical median male tiger, not a particularly vicious or docile one. Tiger fight will start in the center of a standard high school football field. You don't have to kill the tiger, if he doesn't attack you running or slowly walking away is also an option

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26568632)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: cracking awkward house main people

tiger would lunge up and sort of hug you. like a friendly dog. whether he attacks depends on how you react

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817604)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Nudist philosopher-king market

You forgot to include the part about a college wrestler. Am I a college wrestler in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26568647)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: mischievous abode

can't legally change status? that's not enough control of the hypo. i'd be out of house and fucking someone else within the span of a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26568648)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: shivering contagious bawdyhouse wagecucks

Tiger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26568651)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:31 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

TY

This ranks among the top ten funniest Julia threads of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570100)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: beta amber native

shut the fuck up you stupid cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572419)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

Care to describe the unstable rage you have brewing inside you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572426)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 10:11 PM
Author: beta amber native

? not sure why you would think i'm mad or unstable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26574920)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: bat shit crazy therapy

it's not even top 100. is humor really suck a completely fucking alien thing to you?

tiger fight. definitely the tiger fight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572891)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:38 AM
Author: Dull sanctuary

What's her net worth? What's the standard waiting period before you can take half of her things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570106)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:46 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570111)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:53 AM
Author: Dull sanctuary

Hey, don't fret - I still might choose the tiger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570116)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 7:13 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570133)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 7:28 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

Ahem. five years.

Even so, women all age, so lol at the notion that you'd rather risk death than marry any woman, since any woman you marry will eventually suffer the horrible fate of being in their 40s.

Save me the explanation of why my case is particularly bad, though. I've heard it all on XO already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570146)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:29 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570376)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: pontificating crawly stage circlehead

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570443)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:58 AM
Author: Chestnut jewess nibblets

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570466)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: glittery ticket booth boistinker

wholly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570778)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

TWIST: I've never been free of dents or had a new car scent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570783)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570791)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

I think I had my highest "value" at around age 28, actually. I'm not really interested in your conception of "value".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570806)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570823)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:10 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

That's not what the OP asked at all. What the OP asked was more specifically about how unpleasant an existence with me would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570828)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570857)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:15 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

No, it was asking which is preferable/less burdensome, with the understanding that fighting a tiger is a highly unpleasant and dangerous activity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570864)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570878)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

(idiot who can't make an argument)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570882)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570902)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good school cafeteria kitty cat

It's actually quite apt in a situation where you claim to have some standing for arguing in favor of your personal opinions as objective truth that I should accept.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570935)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy therapy

my family once hosted a russian foreign exchange student who could barely read or write in basic english. by the time he left a year later, he was 10X more competent than you at writing clear english with correct grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572913)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: Brilliant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817698)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed party of the first part

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570800)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: mewling theater striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570802)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:07 AM
Author: bistre electric international law enforcement agency

do you think being a topless-only professional entertainer increased or decreased her value?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570814)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570842)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Pearl startled mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570918)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:44 PM
Author: iridescent garrison mood

COT DAMN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26571399)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: green cruise ship associate

Fucking destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26571477)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Obsidian Aromatic Weed Whacker

Damn, good analogy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572421)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: beta amber native

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GIRL

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GIRL

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GIRL

SHE WAS DRINKING MILCH

WE PUT A CLAP UP IN THAT GIRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572429)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: anal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817494)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572916)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: plum galvanic dog poop

(Guy who will then argue that young girls just love to date old, decrepit guys)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26573128)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Curious hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26573672)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: metal tanning salon

Wtf RUDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#27889749)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: bateful big-titted old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#27889758)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: mahogany rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29615820)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: bonkers soul-stirring stock car

centipede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29615830)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: lavender laser beams

Still devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29616070)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 1:57 PM
Author: Curious hominid

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29616590)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: mahogany rehab

KO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30256424)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Cocky know-it-all bbw boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817496)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: Canary stead becky

this is the most brutal ownage of JULIA yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817661)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: Big Set

daaamn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817690)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling avocado trailer park

COT DAMN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817867)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: sable coldplay fan

How did she not retire moniker after this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30968634)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: bronze laughsome marketing idea

killshot.

Edit: didn't realize this was a two year old thread. Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30968726)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: mahogany rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30968731)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: spectacular wine home shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#31741839)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#31741864)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: Violent boyish tattoo institution

never saw this. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#31741894)



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Date: October 8th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: glittery ticket booth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#34393415)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: pungent temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#35155417)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#35155423)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 7:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic plaza

Julia is hawt. I'd take her. Easy hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570141)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 7:49 AM
Author: Alcoholic plaza

Julia??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570168)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:44 AM
Author: Alcoholic plaza

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570256)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed mental disorder

talk, not sex, constitutes most of the intercourse between a man and his wife - herman wouk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817633)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Canary stead becky

a warning to all MANkind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817719)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 7:43 AM
Author: Cerebral Poppy Theater Stage Codepig

marry julia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570159)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: vermilion water buffalo

but where do i get the not fighting the tiger with a steak knife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570248)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:44 AM
Author: Geriatric lascivious gas station

prole trying hard to be witty: "what's the difference? hehhehbeh"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570252)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz salmon box office rigpig

do you want to die fast or slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29615852)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: flirting stage

did the tiger wrestle in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570265)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Harsh Candlestick Maker

egregiously underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29615835)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Medicated 180 Organic Girlfriend Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29615869)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 8:59 AM
Author: Adventurous peach trump supporter

marry tiger, kill julia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570280)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Dull sanctuary

and fuck who???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572272)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:08 AM
Author: green cruise ship associate

At least death by tiger would be fast and comparatively painless compared to the slow, torturous death of being Julia's husband.

I choose tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570309)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:15 AM
Author: Rose Supple Psychic Station

Being married to Julia would be the male equivalent to the Scarlet Letter, a wonky blight that you'd carry around til the end of your days. Just imagine all your friends and family whispering "He was too pussy to fight a tiger."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570333)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:16 AM
Author: green cruise ship associate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570340)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: azure twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570847)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:59 PM
Author: Curious hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26573678)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: mahogany rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30968734)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Snowy dead knife

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570798)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: Talking doctorate alpha

assume we kill Julia, what are our chances of avoiding suspicion/arrest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570807)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Slate senate toilet seat

marry julia, cheat on her with the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570895)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: bistre electric international law enforcement agency

probably easier to get the tiger pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26570903)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: red greedy coffee pot

ZING!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26571170)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Floppy sexy corner

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26571173)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: Brilliant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: sticky hyperventilating mad cow disease gay wizard

maybe Julia is a kitten IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26571426)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Rose Supple Psychic Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572239)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Obsidian Aromatic Weed Whacker

I could be content with fucking her ass every day so I'd marry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26572415)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Big Set

I wonder if BLP got married since 2014 and sees the problem with this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817708)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: wonderful twinkling macaca hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#31741896)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#26586035)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#27889744)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: stimulating police squad

Tiger. You can reason your way out of sticky situation with a tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#27889799)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: chartreuse stirring national sex offender

Does that mean I get to be invisible? that would be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#27889850)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817294)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#27981140)



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Date: September 9th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: glittery ticket booth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#28719362)



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Date: September 9th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Diverse internet-worthy death wish digit ratio

i would marry julia in a heartbeat if she gave me the chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#28719364)



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Date: December 6th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29321110)



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Date: December 6th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone half-breed

i wish i could take on the tiger maybe if i was given a better weapon

but id have to take the julia option because i would be scared shitless of a high T tiger playing with my intestines while i scream on the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29321118)



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Date: December 6th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: carmine crusty casino

but where will i get a tiger to fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29321126)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: Dull sanctuary

Marry julia but wear headphones or earplugs all of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29615827)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Medicated 180 Organic Girlfriend Gaming Laptop

(every married man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#29615875)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: buck-toothed mental disorder

inventive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#30817636)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Mauve Lodge Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#31741831)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Passionate puppy

Tiger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#31741857)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 10:46 AM
Author: Copper Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707133&forum_id=2#47011131)