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Orchid Low-t Doctorate
  10/23/14
Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh
odious twisted ape
  10/23/14
The smart ones were "busy with a closing."
Awkward dragon range
  10/23/14
Blonde one in the middle has a nice body
Galvanic juggernaut
  10/23/14
This is so gay on so many levels. Way too fake peppy. It'...
Jet-lagged primrose whorehouse
  10/23/14
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black spectacular cuckoldry dopamine
  10/23/14
some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans. P...
Fragrant hall
  10/23/14
unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.
histrionic queen of the night
  10/23/14
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violent legend
  10/23/14
"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a r...
Stirring private investor
  10/23/14
They look like queers.
big garrison incel
  10/23/14
every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be sh...
Stirring private investor
  10/23/14
Not luis.
big garrison incel
  10/23/14
Or harrison.
big garrison incel
  10/23/14
Or earl.
big garrison incel
  10/23/14
how's Sidley?
Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre
  10/23/14
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violent legend
  10/23/14
I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. ...
Fragrant hall
  10/23/14
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Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre
  10/23/14
LJL@law
Glittery site
  10/23/14
this is humiliating
snowy parlor
  10/23/14
I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended....
Effete gaping shitlib
  10/23/14
My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the...
marvelous onyx plaza faggot firefighter
  10/23/14
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Orchid Low-t Doctorate
  10/23/14
"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take ...
Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre
  10/23/14
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Scarlet library sex offender
  10/23/14
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silver jewess dog poop
  10/23/14
Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets? D...
black spectacular cuckoldry dopamine
  10/23/14
Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot f...
ultramarine french chef
  10/23/14
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silver jewess dog poop
  10/23/14
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mustard doobsian yarmulke school
  10/23/14
all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give ...
henna lascivious lodge hairy legs
  06/22/15
JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. ...
slippery immigrant partner
  10/23/14
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violent legend
  10/23/14
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Navy dashing university
  10/23/14
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multi-colored mahogany trump supporter home
  10/23/14
I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it star...
Flesh Big-titted Tattoo
  10/23/14
lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps t...
histrionic queen of the night
  10/23/14
dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts
Motley sapphire psychic locale
  10/23/14
explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to t...
Jet-lagged primrose whorehouse
  10/23/14
umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are help...
slippery immigrant partner
  10/23/14
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violent legend
  10/23/14
devastating
Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre
  10/23/14
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Scarlet library sex offender
  10/23/14
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snowy parlor
  10/23/14
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multi-colored mahogany trump supporter home
  10/23/14
The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their fi...
Fragrant hall
  10/23/14
they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school a...
Glassy rehab party of the first part
  10/23/14
And they're not a part of a team?
Jet-lagged primrose whorehouse
  10/23/14
chicago first years in dem ND shorts
Ebony Wonderful Organic Girlfriend
  10/23/14
So glad to be in shitlaw right now.
big garrison incel
  10/23/14
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Orchid Low-t Doctorate
  10/23/14
I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.
Awkward dragon range
  10/23/14
team playership and having "rivals" in the context...
Fragrant hall
  10/23/14
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Orchid Low-t Doctorate
  10/23/14
i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped int...
Soul-stirring Adulterous Boistinker
  10/23/14
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Orchid Low-t Doctorate
  10/23/14
lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get...
slippery immigrant partner
  10/23/14
moar like Sidley Autism
Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre
  10/23/14
OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME N...
Sexy Brilliant Principal's Office Cuckold
  10/23/14
lol
violent legend
  10/23/14
Lol at secuirty "person"
pungent electric nursing home pozpig
  10/23/14
The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch ...
histrionic queen of the night
  10/23/14
LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ...
silver jewess dog poop
  10/23/14
i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year ol...
Cerise hell
  10/23/14
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violent legend
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mind-boggling harsh bbw
  10/23/14
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Razzmatazz Demanding Station Corn Cake
  10/24/14
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snowy parlor
  10/24/14
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Crusty Vibrant Base Main People
  06/22/15
I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildin...
black spectacular cuckoldry dopamine
  06/22/15
Wtf is this jfc
khaki abnormal turdskin church building
  10/23/14
Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's jus...
odious twisted ape
  10/24/14
bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of th...
Jet-lagged primrose whorehouse
  06/22/15
the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley
Bearded Twinkling Gunner Friendly Grandma
  06/22/15


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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Orchid Low-t Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572273)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: odious twisted ape

Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572351)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Awkward dragon range

The smart ones were "busy with a closing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572601)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Galvanic juggernaut

Blonde one in the middle has a nice body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572294)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Jet-lagged primrose whorehouse

This is so gay on so many levels.

Way too fake peppy. It's the kind of fake peppy that only a type A striver who has spent his or her entire life grinding to become a capitalist slave could exhibit on a corporate video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572310)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: black spectacular cuckoldry dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572838)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Fragrant hall

some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans.

Perfect representatives of young lawyers, but they could have thrown in a wheezing jew or two. Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports. Girls are bossy overachiever types with middling looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572321)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: histrionic queen of the night

unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572524)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: violent legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572543)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Stirring private investor

"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports"

what are you complaining about? xo posters bring up the dumbest shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572686)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: big garrison incel

They look like queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: Stirring private investor

every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be short, fat, ugly, aspie, and nerdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572720)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: big garrison incel

Not luis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572751)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: big garrison incel

Or harrison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572757)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: big garrison incel

Or earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572809)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre

how's Sidley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: violent legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573043)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: Fragrant hall

I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. Like I said, it was a good representative group of young lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572747)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572765)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Glittery site

LJL@law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572332)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: snowy parlor

this is humiliating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Effete gaping shitlib

I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended. Frankly, I preferred the Harlem Shake videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572339)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: marvelous onyx plaza faggot firefighter

My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the place and challenged some other locals.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572539)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Orchid Low-t Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572352)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre

"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take one for the team and film it instead of participating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572795)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Scarlet library sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572819)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: silver jewess dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573045)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: black spectacular cuckoldry dopamine

Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets?

Did they make a special run to the store, or is there a big bucket closet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572851)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: ultramarine french chef

Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot for their first few months of office life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572902)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: silver jewess dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: mustard doobsian yarmulke school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: henna lascivious lodge hairy legs

all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give them credit for that



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175263)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: slippery immigrant partner

JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. lol at these mostly white faggots doing this bullshit.. in a normal society they wld be hung

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572360)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: violent legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572546)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Navy dashing university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573029)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: multi-colored mahogany trump supporter home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574761)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Flesh Big-titted Tattoo

I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it started and literally lol'd at my desk.

On another note, all of these associates will regret being affiliated with this after they're given the talk in the next 2 to 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572465)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: histrionic queen of the night

lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps to take shit from some overweight 29 year old barking orders at him through a speaker phone while crunching on a burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572517)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Motley sapphire psychic locale

dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572479)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged primrose whorehouse

explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to the firm and look so gleeful while doing this BS philanthropy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572481)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: slippery immigrant partner

umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are helping some charity when they are working for a megamaniac corporate BIGLAW firm that literally would have no hesitation representing an oil company that killed 50,000 ppl in an oil spill

other than that, they seem normal faggot law ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: violent legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572807)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Scarlet library sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572821)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: snowy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572831)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: multi-colored mahogany trump supporter home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Fragrant hall

The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their firm as if they're part of a team for the first time. They think the ALS challenge was like a fun rookie hazing event or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572550)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Glassy rehab party of the first part

they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school and they are in 4 such a fucking SPOOKY SURPRISE. lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572553)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged primrose whorehouse

And they're not a part of a team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572554)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Ebony Wonderful Organic Girlfriend

chicago first years in dem ND shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572561)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: big garrison incel

So glad to be in shitlaw right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572627)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Orchid Low-t Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572635)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: Awkward dragon range

I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572639)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Fragrant hall

team playership and having "rivals" in the context of biglaw is what makes it so cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572648)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: Orchid Low-t Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572656)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Adulterous Boistinker

i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped into this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572654)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: Orchid Low-t Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572658)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: slippery immigrant partner

lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get a better job, esp since he is a supreme excess boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572716)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Orange Mad Cow Disease Theatre

moar like Sidley Autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572745)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Sexy Brilliant Principal's Office Cuckold

OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572766)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: violent legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573003)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: pungent electric nursing home pozpig

Lol at secuirty "person"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572970)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: histrionic queen of the night

The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch the bus to Devon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573076)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: silver jewess dog poop

LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ever done thread, ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573084)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Cerise hell

i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year old doorman who probably makes $13 an hour and lives in an efficiency. he's "amazing"? how the fuck is he amazing? he's some old man with a menial job who gets to be treated like a minstrel nigger by a bunch of spoiled upper middle class turds. fuck these people.

the girl talking is straight up infuriating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574738)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: violent legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574742)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling harsh bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574748)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Demanding Station Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26576162)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: snowy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577214)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: Crusty Vibrant Base Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175156)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: black spectacular cuckoldry dopamine

I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175168)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: khaki abnormal turdskin church building

Wtf is this jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574840)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: odious twisted ape

Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's just a dumb promo video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577197)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Jet-lagged primrose whorehouse

bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of the profession, the shitty nature of law students, the shitty nature of women in law, ETC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175249)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Bearded Twinkling Gunner Friendly Grandma

the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley

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