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hideous dopamine
  10/23/14
Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh
slate native becky
  10/23/14
The smart ones were "busy with a closing."
chartreuse stirring temple mother
  10/23/14
Blonde one in the middle has a nice body
Sepia fragrant ape lodge
  10/23/14
This is so gay on so many levels. Way too fake peppy. It'...
sick stead
  10/23/14
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galvanic crystalline space sandwich
  10/23/14
some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans. P...
yellow heaven volcanic crater
  10/23/14
unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.
Cerebral Circlehead Spot
  10/23/14
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supple candlestick maker
  10/23/14
"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a r...
chrome dysfunction box office
  10/23/14
They look like queers.
beady-eyed nursing home
  10/23/14
every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be sh...
chrome dysfunction box office
  10/23/14
Not luis.
beady-eyed nursing home
  10/23/14
Or harrison.
beady-eyed nursing home
  10/23/14
Or earl.
beady-eyed nursing home
  10/23/14
how's Sidley?
tantric indian lodge incel
  10/23/14
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supple candlestick maker
  10/23/14
I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. ...
yellow heaven volcanic crater
  10/23/14
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tantric indian lodge incel
  10/23/14
LJL@law
heady theater stage juggernaut
  10/23/14
this is humiliating
Crimson Razzle Base
  10/23/14
I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended....
Glittery Location Faggot Firefighter
  10/23/14
My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the...
Concupiscible Locale Stain
  10/23/14
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hideous dopamine
  10/23/14
"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take ...
tantric indian lodge incel
  10/23/14
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flatulent associate
  10/23/14
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Stimulating Senate
  10/23/14
Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets? D...
galvanic crystalline space sandwich
  10/23/14
Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot f...
Racy Reading Party National
  10/23/14
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Stimulating Senate
  10/23/14
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Haunting stage factory reset button
  10/23/14
all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give ...
cruel-hearted gold double fault
  06/22/15
JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. ...
Blathering brunch
  10/23/14
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supple candlestick maker
  10/23/14
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Iridescent library
  10/23/14
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Contagious narrow-minded messiness university
  10/23/14
I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it star...
Thriller Slap-happy Old Irish Cottage Boltzmann
  10/23/14
lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps t...
Cerebral Circlehead Spot
  10/23/14
dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts
black trip home
  10/23/14
explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to t...
sick stead
  10/23/14
umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are help...
Blathering brunch
  10/23/14
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supple candlestick maker
  10/23/14
devastating
tantric indian lodge incel
  10/23/14
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flatulent associate
  10/23/14
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Crimson Razzle Base
  10/23/14
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Contagious narrow-minded messiness university
  10/23/14
The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their fi...
yellow heaven volcanic crater
  10/23/14
they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school a...
dark self-centered rigor
  10/23/14
And they're not a part of a team?
sick stead
  10/23/14
chicago first years in dem ND shorts
Insanely creepy haunted graveyard market
  10/23/14
So glad to be in shitlaw right now.
beady-eyed nursing home
  10/23/14
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hideous dopamine
  10/23/14
I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.
chartreuse stirring temple mother
  10/23/14
team playership and having "rivals" in the context...
yellow heaven volcanic crater
  10/23/14
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hideous dopamine
  10/23/14
i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped int...
comical alcoholic masturbator gay wizard
  10/23/14
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hideous dopamine
  10/23/14
lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get...
Blathering brunch
  10/23/14
moar like Sidley Autism
tantric indian lodge incel
  10/23/14
OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME N...
ultramarine multi-colored giraffe shrine
  10/23/14
lol
supple candlestick maker
  10/23/14
Lol at secuirty "person"
Maize Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/23/14
The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch ...
Cerebral Circlehead Spot
  10/23/14
LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ...
Stimulating Senate
  10/23/14
i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year ol...
chestnut sexy hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/23/14
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supple candlestick maker
  10/23/14
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aromatic dragon puppy
  10/23/14
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frum parlor internal respiration
  10/24/14
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Crimson Razzle Base
  10/24/14
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out-of-control skinny woman
  06/22/15
I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildin...
galvanic crystalline space sandwich
  06/22/15
Wtf is this jfc
floppy walnut crotch half-breed
  10/23/14
Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's jus...
slate native becky
  10/24/14
bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of th...
sick stead
  06/22/15
the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley
spectacular kitty cat foreskin
  06/22/15


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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: hideous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572273)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: slate native becky

Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572351)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: chartreuse stirring temple mother

The smart ones were "busy with a closing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572601)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Sepia fragrant ape lodge

Blonde one in the middle has a nice body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572294)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: sick stead

This is so gay on so many levels.

Way too fake peppy. It's the kind of fake peppy that only a type A striver who has spent his or her entire life grinding to become a capitalist slave could exhibit on a corporate video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572310)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: galvanic crystalline space sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572838)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: yellow heaven volcanic crater

some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans.

Perfect representatives of young lawyers, but they could have thrown in a wheezing jew or two. Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports. Girls are bossy overachiever types with middling looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572321)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Circlehead Spot

unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572524)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572543)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: chrome dysfunction box office

"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports"

what are you complaining about? xo posters bring up the dumbest shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572686)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed nursing home

They look like queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: chrome dysfunction box office

every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be short, fat, ugly, aspie, and nerdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572720)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed nursing home

Not luis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572751)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed nursing home

Or harrison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572757)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed nursing home

Or earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572809)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: tantric indian lodge incel

how's Sidley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573043)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: yellow heaven volcanic crater

I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. Like I said, it was a good representative group of young lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572747)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: tantric indian lodge incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572765)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: heady theater stage juggernaut

LJL@law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572332)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Crimson Razzle Base

this is humiliating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Glittery Location Faggot Firefighter

I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended. Frankly, I preferred the Harlem Shake videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572339)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Locale Stain

My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the place and challenged some other locals.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572539)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: hideous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572352)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: tantric indian lodge incel

"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take one for the team and film it instead of participating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572795)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: flatulent associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572819)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573045)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: galvanic crystalline space sandwich

Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets?

Did they make a special run to the store, or is there a big bucket closet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572851)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Racy Reading Party National

Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot for their first few months of office life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572902)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Stimulating Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Haunting stage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: cruel-hearted gold double fault

all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give them credit for that



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175263)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Blathering brunch

JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. lol at these mostly white faggots doing this bullshit.. in a normal society they wld be hung

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572360)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572546)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Iridescent library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573029)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Contagious narrow-minded messiness university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574761)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Thriller Slap-happy Old Irish Cottage Boltzmann

I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it started and literally lol'd at my desk.

On another note, all of these associates will regret being affiliated with this after they're given the talk in the next 2 to 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572465)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Cerebral Circlehead Spot

lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps to take shit from some overweight 29 year old barking orders at him through a speaker phone while crunching on a burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572517)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: black trip home

dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572479)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: sick stead

explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to the firm and look so gleeful while doing this BS philanthropy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572481)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Blathering brunch

umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are helping some charity when they are working for a megamaniac corporate BIGLAW firm that literally would have no hesitation representing an oil company that killed 50,000 ppl in an oil spill

other than that, they seem normal faggot law ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: tantric indian lodge incel

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572807)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: flatulent associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572821)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Crimson Razzle Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572831)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Contagious narrow-minded messiness university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: yellow heaven volcanic crater

The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their firm as if they're part of a team for the first time. They think the ALS challenge was like a fun rookie hazing event or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572550)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: dark self-centered rigor

they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school and they are in 4 such a fucking SPOOKY SURPRISE. lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572553)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: sick stead

And they're not a part of a team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572554)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Insanely creepy haunted graveyard market

chicago first years in dem ND shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572561)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed nursing home

So glad to be in shitlaw right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572627)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: hideous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572635)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: chartreuse stirring temple mother

I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572639)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: yellow heaven volcanic crater

team playership and having "rivals" in the context of biglaw is what makes it so cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572648)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: hideous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572656)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: comical alcoholic masturbator gay wizard

i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped into this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572654)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: hideous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572658)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Blathering brunch

lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get a better job, esp since he is a supreme excess boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572716)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: tantric indian lodge incel

moar like Sidley Autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572745)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: ultramarine multi-colored giraffe shrine

OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572766)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573003)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Maize Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency

Lol at secuirty "person"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572970)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Circlehead Spot

The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch the bus to Devon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573076)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: Stimulating Senate

LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ever done thread, ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573084)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: chestnut sexy hunting ground multi-billionaire

i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year old doorman who probably makes $13 an hour and lives in an efficiency. he's "amazing"? how the fuck is he amazing? he's some old man with a menial job who gets to be treated like a minstrel nigger by a bunch of spoiled upper middle class turds. fuck these people.

the girl talking is straight up infuriating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574738)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: supple candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574742)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: aromatic dragon puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574748)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: frum parlor internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26576162)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: Crimson Razzle Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577214)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: out-of-control skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175156)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: galvanic crystalline space sandwich

I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175168)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: floppy walnut crotch half-breed

Wtf is this jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574840)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: slate native becky

Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's just a dumb promo video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577197)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: sick stead

bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of the profession, the shitty nature of law students, the shitty nature of women in law, ETC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175249)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: spectacular kitty cat foreskin

the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley

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