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outnumbered cruise ship foreskin
  10/23/14
Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh
Vigorous boltzmann codepig
  10/23/14
The smart ones were "busy with a closing."
ocher disrespectful orchestra pit
  10/23/14
Blonde one in the middle has a nice body
amethyst temple half-breed
  10/23/14
This is so gay on so many levels. Way too fake peppy. It'...
jade boistinker
  10/23/14
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vivacious indirect expression
  10/23/14
some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans. P...
Pink athletic conference
  10/23/14
unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.
galvanic azn
  10/23/14
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aromatic main people
  10/23/14
"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a r...
Racy sanctuary
  10/23/14
They look like queers.
mauve persian
  10/23/14
every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be sh...
Racy sanctuary
  10/23/14
Not luis.
mauve persian
  10/23/14
Or harrison.
mauve persian
  10/23/14
Or earl.
mauve persian
  10/23/14
how's Sidley?
Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater
  10/23/14
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aromatic main people
  10/23/14
I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. ...
Pink athletic conference
  10/23/14
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Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater
  10/23/14
LJL@law
narrow-minded kitchen messiness
  10/23/14
this is humiliating
Razzmatazz Corner Cuck
  10/23/14
I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended....
Ungodly church
  10/23/14
My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the...
excitant at-the-ready masturbator
  10/23/14
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outnumbered cruise ship foreskin
  10/23/14
"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take ...
Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater
  10/23/14
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exhilarant market potus
  10/23/14
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Glassy hyperventilating theatre
  10/23/14
Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets? D...
vivacious indirect expression
  10/23/14
Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot f...
bat-shit-crazy doctorate
  10/23/14
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Glassy hyperventilating theatre
  10/23/14
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Geriatric Associate Ticket Booth
  10/23/14
all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give ...
Floppy piazza
  06/22/15
JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. ...
Painfully Honest Duck-like Digit Ratio
  10/23/14
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aromatic main people
  10/23/14
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apoplectic titillating volcanic crater
  10/23/14
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Maroon Meetinghouse Prole
  10/23/14
I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it star...
Greedy yarmulke library
  10/23/14
lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps t...
galvanic azn
  10/23/14
dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts
Spectacular territorial hunting ground psychic
  10/23/14
explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to t...
jade boistinker
  10/23/14
umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are help...
Painfully Honest Duck-like Digit Ratio
  10/23/14
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aromatic main people
  10/23/14
devastating
Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater
  10/23/14
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exhilarant market potus
  10/23/14
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Razzmatazz Corner Cuck
  10/23/14
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Maroon Meetinghouse Prole
  10/23/14
The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their fi...
Pink athletic conference
  10/23/14
they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school a...
Arousing keepsake machete chapel
  10/23/14
And they're not a part of a team?
jade boistinker
  10/23/14
chicago first years in dem ND shorts
Demanding hairraiser pervert
  10/23/14
So glad to be in shitlaw right now.
mauve persian
  10/23/14
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outnumbered cruise ship foreskin
  10/23/14
I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.
ocher disrespectful orchestra pit
  10/23/14
team playership and having "rivals" in the context...
Pink athletic conference
  10/23/14
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outnumbered cruise ship foreskin
  10/23/14
i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped int...
crystalline station
  10/23/14
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outnumbered cruise ship foreskin
  10/23/14
lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get...
Painfully Honest Duck-like Digit Ratio
  10/23/14
moar like Sidley Autism
Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater
  10/23/14
OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME N...
garnet windowlicker range
  10/23/14
lol
aromatic main people
  10/23/14
Lol at secuirty "person"
umber pit
  10/23/14
The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch ...
galvanic azn
  10/23/14
LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ...
Glassy hyperventilating theatre
  10/23/14
i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year ol...
electric tattoo faggot firefighter
  10/23/14
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aromatic main people
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kink-friendly ratface blood rage
  10/23/14
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light learning disabled parlour people who are hurt
  10/24/14
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Razzmatazz Corner Cuck
  10/24/14
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magenta rehab
  06/22/15
I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildin...
vivacious indirect expression
  06/22/15
Wtf is this jfc
Mind-boggling hall voyeur
  10/23/14
Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's jus...
Vigorous boltzmann codepig
  10/24/14
bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of th...
jade boistinker
  06/22/15
the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley
Infuriating glittery ladyboy
  06/22/15


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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: outnumbered cruise ship foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572273)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Vigorous boltzmann codepig

Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572351)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful orchestra pit

The smart ones were "busy with a closing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572601)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: amethyst temple half-breed

Blonde one in the middle has a nice body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572294)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: jade boistinker

This is so gay on so many levels.

Way too fake peppy. It's the kind of fake peppy that only a type A striver who has spent his or her entire life grinding to become a capitalist slave could exhibit on a corporate video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572310)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: vivacious indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572838)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Pink athletic conference

some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans.

Perfect representatives of young lawyers, but they could have thrown in a wheezing jew or two. Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports. Girls are bossy overachiever types with middling looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572321)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic azn

unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572524)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: aromatic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572543)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Racy sanctuary

"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports"

what are you complaining about? xo posters bring up the dumbest shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572686)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: mauve persian

They look like queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: Racy sanctuary

every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be short, fat, ugly, aspie, and nerdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572720)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: mauve persian

Not luis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572751)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: mauve persian

Or harrison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572757)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: mauve persian

Or earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572809)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater

how's Sidley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: aromatic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573043)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: Pink athletic conference

I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. Like I said, it was a good representative group of young lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572747)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572765)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded kitchen messiness

LJL@law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572332)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Corner Cuck

this is humiliating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Ungodly church

I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended. Frankly, I preferred the Harlem Shake videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572339)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: excitant at-the-ready masturbator

My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the place and challenged some other locals.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572539)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: outnumbered cruise ship foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572352)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater

"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take one for the team and film it instead of participating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572795)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant market potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572819)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Glassy hyperventilating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573045)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: vivacious indirect expression

Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets?

Did they make a special run to the store, or is there a big bucket closet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572851)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy doctorate

Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot for their first few months of office life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572902)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Glassy hyperventilating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Geriatric Associate Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Floppy piazza

all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give them credit for that



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175263)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Duck-like Digit Ratio

JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. lol at these mostly white faggots doing this bullshit.. in a normal society they wld be hung

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572360)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: aromatic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572546)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: apoplectic titillating volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573029)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Maroon Meetinghouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574761)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Greedy yarmulke library

I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it started and literally lol'd at my desk.

On another note, all of these associates will regret being affiliated with this after they're given the talk in the next 2 to 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572465)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: galvanic azn

lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps to take shit from some overweight 29 year old barking orders at him through a speaker phone while crunching on a burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572517)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Spectacular territorial hunting ground psychic

dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572479)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: jade boistinker

explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to the firm and look so gleeful while doing this BS philanthropy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572481)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Duck-like Digit Ratio

umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are helping some charity when they are working for a megamaniac corporate BIGLAW firm that literally would have no hesitation representing an oil company that killed 50,000 ppl in an oil spill

other than that, they seem normal faggot law ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: aromatic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572807)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant market potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572821)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Corner Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572831)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Maroon Meetinghouse Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Pink athletic conference

The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their firm as if they're part of a team for the first time. They think the ALS challenge was like a fun rookie hazing event or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572550)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Arousing keepsake machete chapel

they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school and they are in 4 such a fucking SPOOKY SURPRISE. lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572553)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: jade boistinker

And they're not a part of a team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572554)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Demanding hairraiser pervert

chicago first years in dem ND shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572561)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: mauve persian

So glad to be in shitlaw right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572627)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: outnumbered cruise ship foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572635)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful orchestra pit

I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572639)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Pink athletic conference

team playership and having "rivals" in the context of biglaw is what makes it so cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572648)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: outnumbered cruise ship foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572656)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: crystalline station

i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped into this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572654)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: outnumbered cruise ship foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572658)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Duck-like Digit Ratio

lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get a better job, esp since he is a supreme excess boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572716)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Charismatic know-it-all love of her life theater

moar like Sidley Autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572745)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker range

OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572766)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: aromatic main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573003)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: umber pit

Lol at secuirty "person"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572970)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: galvanic azn

The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch the bus to Devon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573076)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: Glassy hyperventilating theatre

LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ever done thread, ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573084)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: electric tattoo faggot firefighter

i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year old doorman who probably makes $13 an hour and lives in an efficiency. he's "amazing"? how the fuck is he amazing? he's some old man with a menial job who gets to be treated like a minstrel nigger by a bunch of spoiled upper middle class turds. fuck these people.

the girl talking is straight up infuriating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574738)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: aromatic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574742)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly ratface blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574748)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: light learning disabled parlour people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26576162)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Corner Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577214)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: magenta rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175156)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: vivacious indirect expression

I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175168)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hall voyeur

Wtf is this jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574840)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: Vigorous boltzmann codepig

Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's just a dumb promo video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577197)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: jade boistinker

bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of the profession, the shitty nature of law students, the shitty nature of women in law, ETC

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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Infuriating glittery ladyboy

the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley

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