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What the fuck is a soroity-faculty dinner?

I'm adjuncting at a local college and I got an email from th...
razzle claret half-breed rigpig
  10/24/14
Are you college faculty bro.
crimson windowlicker
  10/24/14
what does that mean? I'm a contract working piece of filth
razzle claret half-breed rigpig
  10/24/14
"are you faculty" "what does that mean"...
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  10/24/14
I thought you were asking me if I was tenure-track or a VAP/...
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  10/24/14
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  10/24/14
Wait. aren't you a married man? I was picturing some weir...
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  10/24/14
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Sounds like it was kind of fun. I'm so pathetic I thought fo...
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  10/24/14
grade-wise and institution-wise if we accidentally were raci...
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oh, to keep the sorority from getting into trouble... ah, th...
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  10/24/14
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damn it, which sorority were you in?
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  10/24/14
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  10/25/14
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  10/25/14
it's everything you're imagining it being.
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  10/24/14
I pictured bowls of fruit bunch and a bunch of shame-faced p...
razzle claret half-breed rigpig
  10/24/14
No the ones to go to these things are proto shrews
haunting principal's office lettuce
  10/24/14
The profs or the sorority girls? This is a big southern scho...
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  10/24/14
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  10/24/14
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  10/24/14
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  10/25/14
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

I'm adjuncting at a local college and I got an email from the vice president of a sorority inviting me on behalf of a student to some weird formal dinner. My wife looked the girl up on Facebook and immediately nixed the idea, but it just seems like the strangest idea. Has anyone ever been to one of these things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26580993)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: crimson windowlicker

Are you college faculty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581028)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

what does that mean? I'm a contract working piece of filth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581037)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: haunting principal's office lettuce

"are you faculty"

"what does that mean"

sign of horrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581139)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

I thought you were asking me if I was tenure-track or a VAP/adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581147)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine home goyim

Sounds like fun. Remember to bring some condoms and SCHOLARSHIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26583701)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Fragrant newt casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581000)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

what happened? Is it like one long table, I just imagine it as being hyper awkward... and extremely unethical and full of nightmarish potential scenarios for a young faculty member

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581010)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Fragrant newt casino

my house used to hold one, we would invite the cute profs and flirt a little bit but mostly just try to act classy in order to make sure we didn't get in trouble in future.

sure, some girls will want more, but you can ignore the whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581046)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: underhanded frum pisswyrm field

sounds like those are the ones you'd want to pay some extra special attention to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581050)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

Wait. aren't you a married man?

I was picturing some weird awkward thing and then I was wondering whether I would have to bring a bottle of wine or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581055)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:29 PM
Author: Fragrant newt casino

no, ex-sorority girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581097)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

Sounds like it was kind of fun. I'm so pathetic I thought for a second it would be a good way to network with other professors and then remembered my department head is a Marxist

EDIT: what do you mean by 'trouble' you mean grade-wise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581109)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: Fragrant newt casino

grade-wise and institution-wise if we accidentally were racist, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581129)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

oh, to keep the sorority from getting into trouble... ah, that makes sense. Shoot, sounds like it would have been really fun, but wouldn't have been a good idea during my first semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581137)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: Fragrant newt casino

ur loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581144)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

damn it, which sorority were you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581152)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Fragrant newt casino

only thing that goes down faster than an anchor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581164)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

This was a different one. Was it a good experience? Did the networks help you? The school I went to sneered at the Greeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581186)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Mauve heaven travel guidebook

you're a GIRL?

never thought femposters could do such a good imitation of a shutin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585644)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

Nah, I think he's fucking with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26586977)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Fragrant newt casino

I can poast my breasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26587011)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

I guess you might as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26587297)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Theater Stage

it's everything you're imagining it being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581008)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

I pictured bowls of fruit bunch and a bunch of shame-faced professors skulking in the shadows as bright young things wheel past, giggling...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581016)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: haunting principal's office lettuce

No the ones to go to these things are proto shrews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581061)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

The profs or the sorority girls? This is a big southern school and someone else told me it was a kind of tradition. I figured it was a way to manipulate higher grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581069)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: haunting principal's office lettuce

Re-do the flame more convincingly please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581079)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

it isn't flame, if it was flame I would have pretended to go instead of ask my wife if I could and have to endure three hours of yelling about RICH WHORES WHO FLIRT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581092)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: trip federal volcanic crater codepig

Sororities at my school did charitable work for autistic people all the time so you should be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26584081)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig

wife already kiboshed it sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585271)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: maize stain corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585478)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: razzle claret half-breed rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585556)