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What the fuck is a soroity-faculty dinner?

I'm adjuncting at a local college and I got an email from th...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
Are you college faculty bro.
drab whorehouse dysfunction
  10/24/14
what does that mean? I'm a contract working piece of filth
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
"are you faculty" "what does that mean"...
copper out-of-control nursing home crotch
  10/24/14
I thought you were asking me if I was tenure-track or a VAP/...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
Sounds like fun. Remember to bring some condoms and SCHOLARS...
Vengeful elite death wish
  10/25/14
yes
vivacious dun cumskin patrolman
  10/24/14
what happened? Is it like one long table, I just imagine it ...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
my house used to hold one, we would invite the cute profs an...
vivacious dun cumskin patrolman
  10/24/14
sounds like those are the ones you'd want to pay some extra ...
razzle rehab
  10/24/14
Wait. aren't you a married man? I was picturing some weir...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
no, ex-sorority girl
vivacious dun cumskin patrolman
  10/24/14
Sounds like it was kind of fun. I'm so pathetic I thought fo...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
grade-wise and institution-wise if we accidentally were raci...
vivacious dun cumskin patrolman
  10/24/14
oh, to keep the sorority from getting into trouble... ah, th...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
ur loss
vivacious dun cumskin patrolman
  10/24/14
damn it, which sorority were you in?
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
only thing that goes down faster than an anchor
vivacious dun cumskin patrolman
  10/24/14
This was a different one. Was it a good experience? Did the ...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
you're a GIRL? never thought femposters could do such a g...
obsidian geriatric orchestra pit
  10/25/14
Nah, I think he's fucking with me
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/25/14
I can poast my breasts
vivacious dun cumskin patrolman
  10/25/14
I guess you might as well
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/25/14
it's everything you're imagining it being.
big misunderstood dilemma
  10/24/14
I pictured bowls of fruit bunch and a bunch of shame-faced p...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
No the ones to go to these things are proto shrews
copper out-of-control nursing home crotch
  10/24/14
The profs or the sorority girls? This is a big southern scho...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
Re-do the flame more convincingly please
copper out-of-control nursing home crotch
  10/24/14
it isn't flame, if it was flame I would have pretended to go...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/24/14
Sororities at my school did charitable work for autistic peo...
Pontificating feces
  10/25/14
wife already kiboshed it sigh
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/25/14
lol
Mischievous Electric Deer Antler
  10/25/14
...
Racy Demanding Business Firm
  10/25/14


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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

I'm adjuncting at a local college and I got an email from the vice president of a sorority inviting me on behalf of a student to some weird formal dinner. My wife looked the girl up on Facebook and immediately nixed the idea, but it just seems like the strangest idea. Has anyone ever been to one of these things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26580993)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: drab whorehouse dysfunction

Are you college faculty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581028)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

what does that mean? I'm a contract working piece of filth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581037)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: copper out-of-control nursing home crotch

"are you faculty"

"what does that mean"

sign of horrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581139)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

I thought you were asking me if I was tenure-track or a VAP/adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581147)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Vengeful elite death wish

Sounds like fun. Remember to bring some condoms and SCHOLARSHIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26583701)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: vivacious dun cumskin patrolman

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581000)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

what happened? Is it like one long table, I just imagine it as being hyper awkward... and extremely unethical and full of nightmarish potential scenarios for a young faculty member

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581010)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: vivacious dun cumskin patrolman

my house used to hold one, we would invite the cute profs and flirt a little bit but mostly just try to act classy in order to make sure we didn't get in trouble in future.

sure, some girls will want more, but you can ignore the whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581046)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: razzle rehab

sounds like those are the ones you'd want to pay some extra special attention to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581050)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

Wait. aren't you a married man?

I was picturing some weird awkward thing and then I was wondering whether I would have to bring a bottle of wine or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581055)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:29 PM
Author: vivacious dun cumskin patrolman

no, ex-sorority girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581097)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

Sounds like it was kind of fun. I'm so pathetic I thought for a second it would be a good way to network with other professors and then remembered my department head is a Marxist

EDIT: what do you mean by 'trouble' you mean grade-wise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581109)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: vivacious dun cumskin patrolman

grade-wise and institution-wise if we accidentally were racist, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581129)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

oh, to keep the sorority from getting into trouble... ah, that makes sense. Shoot, sounds like it would have been really fun, but wouldn't have been a good idea during my first semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581137)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: vivacious dun cumskin patrolman

ur loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581144)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

damn it, which sorority were you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581152)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: vivacious dun cumskin patrolman

only thing that goes down faster than an anchor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581164)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

This was a different one. Was it a good experience? Did the networks help you? The school I went to sneered at the Greeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581186)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: obsidian geriatric orchestra pit

you're a GIRL?

never thought femposters could do such a good imitation of a shutin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585644)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

Nah, I think he's fucking with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26586977)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: vivacious dun cumskin patrolman

I can poast my breasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26587011)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

I guess you might as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26587297)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: big misunderstood dilemma

it's everything you're imagining it being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581008)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

I pictured bowls of fruit bunch and a bunch of shame-faced professors skulking in the shadows as bright young things wheel past, giggling...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581016)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: copper out-of-control nursing home crotch

No the ones to go to these things are proto shrews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581061)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

The profs or the sorority girls? This is a big southern school and someone else told me it was a kind of tradition. I figured it was a way to manipulate higher grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581069)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: copper out-of-control nursing home crotch

Re-do the flame more convincingly please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581079)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

it isn't flame, if it was flame I would have pretended to go instead of ask my wife if I could and have to endure three hours of yelling about RICH WHORES WHO FLIRT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581092)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Pontificating feces

Sororities at my school did charitable work for autistic people all the time so you should be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26584081)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm

wife already kiboshed it sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585271)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Mischievous Electric Deer Antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585478)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585556)