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What the fuck is a soroity-faculty dinner?

I'm adjuncting at a local college and I got an email from th...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
Are you college faculty bro.
shivering soul-stirring dragon
  10/24/14
what does that mean? I'm a contract working piece of filth
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
"are you faculty" "what does that mean"...
180 voyeur
  10/24/14
I thought you were asking me if I was tenure-track or a VAP/...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
Sounds like fun. Remember to bring some condoms and SCHOLARS...
bronze pozpig
  10/25/14
yes
aphrodisiac theater stage
  10/24/14
what happened? Is it like one long table, I just imagine it ...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
my house used to hold one, we would invite the cute profs an...
aphrodisiac theater stage
  10/24/14
sounds like those are the ones you'd want to pay some extra ...
Ruddy Underhanded Jewess State
  10/24/14
Wait. aren't you a married man? I was picturing some weir...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
no, ex-sorority girl
aphrodisiac theater stage
  10/24/14
Sounds like it was kind of fun. I'm so pathetic I thought fo...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
grade-wise and institution-wise if we accidentally were raci...
aphrodisiac theater stage
  10/24/14
oh, to keep the sorority from getting into trouble... ah, th...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
ur loss
aphrodisiac theater stage
  10/24/14
damn it, which sorority were you in?
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
only thing that goes down faster than an anchor
aphrodisiac theater stage
  10/24/14
This was a different one. Was it a good experience? Did the ...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
you're a GIRL? never thought femposters could do such a g...
Up-to-no-good goal in life
  10/25/14
Nah, I think he's fucking with me
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/25/14
I can poast my breasts
aphrodisiac theater stage
  10/25/14
I guess you might as well
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/25/14
it's everything you're imagining it being.
motley lake laser beams people who are hurt
  10/24/14
I pictured bowls of fruit bunch and a bunch of shame-faced p...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
No the ones to go to these things are proto shrews
180 voyeur
  10/24/14
The profs or the sorority girls? This is a big southern scho...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
Re-do the flame more convincingly please
180 voyeur
  10/24/14
it isn't flame, if it was flame I would have pretended to go...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/24/14
Sororities at my school did charitable work for autistic peo...
walnut glittery tanning salon liquid oxygen
  10/25/14
wife already kiboshed it sigh
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/25/14
lol
Ruby Chapel
  10/25/14
...
Flatulent crotch blood rage
  10/25/14


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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

I'm adjuncting at a local college and I got an email from the vice president of a sorority inviting me on behalf of a student to some weird formal dinner. My wife looked the girl up on Facebook and immediately nixed the idea, but it just seems like the strangest idea. Has anyone ever been to one of these things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26580993)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: shivering soul-stirring dragon

Are you college faculty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581028)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

what does that mean? I'm a contract working piece of filth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581037)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: 180 voyeur

"are you faculty"

"what does that mean"

sign of horrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581139)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

I thought you were asking me if I was tenure-track or a VAP/adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581147)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: bronze pozpig

Sounds like fun. Remember to bring some condoms and SCHOLARSHIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26583701)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater stage

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581000)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

what happened? Is it like one long table, I just imagine it as being hyper awkward... and extremely unethical and full of nightmarish potential scenarios for a young faculty member

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581010)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater stage

my house used to hold one, we would invite the cute profs and flirt a little bit but mostly just try to act classy in order to make sure we didn't get in trouble in future.

sure, some girls will want more, but you can ignore the whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581046)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Underhanded Jewess State

sounds like those are the ones you'd want to pay some extra special attention to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581050)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

Wait. aren't you a married man?

I was picturing some weird awkward thing and then I was wondering whether I would have to bring a bottle of wine or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581055)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater stage

no, ex-sorority girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581097)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

Sounds like it was kind of fun. I'm so pathetic I thought for a second it would be a good way to network with other professors and then remembered my department head is a Marxist

EDIT: what do you mean by 'trouble' you mean grade-wise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581109)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater stage

grade-wise and institution-wise if we accidentally were racist, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581129)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

oh, to keep the sorority from getting into trouble... ah, that makes sense. Shoot, sounds like it would have been really fun, but wouldn't have been a good idea during my first semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581137)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater stage

ur loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581144)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

damn it, which sorority were you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581152)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater stage

only thing that goes down faster than an anchor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581164)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

This was a different one. Was it a good experience? Did the networks help you? The school I went to sneered at the Greeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581186)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good goal in life

you're a GIRL?

never thought femposters could do such a good imitation of a shutin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585644)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

Nah, I think he's fucking with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26586977)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater stage

I can poast my breasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26587011)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

I guess you might as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26587297)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: motley lake laser beams people who are hurt

it's everything you're imagining it being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581008)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

I pictured bowls of fruit bunch and a bunch of shame-faced professors skulking in the shadows as bright young things wheel past, giggling...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581016)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: 180 voyeur

No the ones to go to these things are proto shrews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581061)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

The profs or the sorority girls? This is a big southern school and someone else told me it was a kind of tradition. I figured it was a way to manipulate higher grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581069)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: 180 voyeur

Re-do the flame more convincingly please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581079)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

it isn't flame, if it was flame I would have pretended to go instead of ask my wife if I could and have to endure three hours of yelling about RICH WHORES WHO FLIRT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581092)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: walnut glittery tanning salon liquid oxygen

Sororities at my school did charitable work for autistic people all the time so you should be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26584081)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage

wife already kiboshed it sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585271)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Ruby Chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585478)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Flatulent crotch blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585556)