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anyone check out Zoe's new blog, columbiabullsht.tumblr.com?

http://zoeyijingyang.tumblr.com http://archive.today/8XcIh ...
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Date: October 26th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: dashing orchestra pit new version

http://zoeyijingyang.tumblr.com

http://archive.today/8XcIh

http://archive.today/T5rmJ

http://archive.today/WeSys

pretty funny stuff

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Kush Nijhawan

Columbia Business School

Jaime Rivas

Columbia Business School

Andrew Robinson

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New York, New York

Chris Ahlstrom

New York, New York

Rachel Motz

Columbia University Graduate School of Business

Joseph Salameh

Columbia Business School

Michael Son

New York, New York

Alex Zhenzhe Wang

Works at A.T. Kearney

Natalie Baer

North Hunterdon High School

Audrey Stewart

Student at Columbia Business School

Sean Zhao

Columbia Business School

Dan Cahn

Maryland

Anna Gohmann

MBA Intern at NBCUniversal

Jessica Hollins

Columbia Business School

Johnny Dryman

Columbia Business School

Jess Roe

Columbia Business School

Marcus Gallagher

Columbia Business School

Jason Peyer

New York, New York

Cheryl Kong

Columbia University

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Columbia Business School

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Miguel Dauhajre

Columbia Business School

Matthew Michel

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Vincent James

Columbia Business School

Christina Xu

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Zoe Yang

Claremont Colleges

Jacob Marcus

Columbia Business School

Daria Hosseinyoun

Author at Roots of Gratitude

A few things you need to know….

1) Zoe Yang LOVES getting blackout drunk…

"Drunk blogging," blogged Zoe Yijing Yang (ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), “is 80 times worse than drunk-dialing or drunk-texting. How self-indulgent of me, to let my whiskey-unleashed id scamper across the keyboard like that. Last night’s post was one I hadn’t planned on sharing until we’d been acquainted a few moons longer/never, but since the sentiment is out, I might as well elaborate. I have Daddy issues. He made me feel generally inadequate all my life. I’ve never gotten close to friends, but I spill my guts to the person I’m fucking. That person is usually emotionally unavailable, because that’s the type I need to prove that I am adequate and worthy to. That person is invariably no more capable of understanding me than anyone else in my life, but at least he can make me feel better by putting a penis inside me. When we break up, I cut him out of my life completely because he knows too much, and I find myself another. Repeat. That, my friends, is how sexual dependency is born. Even though I talk like it, I am not the poster girl for healthy sexing”

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The sad thing is, my memory of that night in April (or was it May?) is really, really hazy due to the same culprit. Weed giveth and weed taketh away. It probably did start with a massage. My memory begins with C sliding down my body as I lay back, too lazy to dissuade him. As with Malcolm, I had held off on letting C put his face in the general vicinity. Guys usually don’t put up much of a fight when you grab their cocks and tell them you’d rather fuck.

Blah

(Source: Zoe Yang’s Instagram)

When I give massages when I’m high, I put on music with a strong, steady rhythm, and I end up almost hypnotizing myself with the task. I knead like some master baker, only more creative with the body parts I use. Did you know that elbows are particularly excellent for working the deep tissue of butt muscles? I can tell how the person under my me feels because my whole being has melted into his skin. People tell me it’s the best massage they’ve ever gotten. I also often dance when I’m high, just moving and spinning by myself for hours.

2) Zoe Yijing Yang doesn’t react well when her hookup for the night goes limp at the sight of her flat body…

"Just had the weirdest sexual experience of my life,” blogged Zoe Yang (Columbia Business School ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

And coming from me, you know that means something.

This guy is playing so many games it’s sad. First the whole “I’ll make sure you’re part of my plans” thing sans date, sans anything concrete, sans niceties. I let him come find me at a bar,

we play pool, we make out, we grope.

He comes back to my place, blogged Zoe Yang (Jing Yang aka Yijing Yang) we get naked, he drips hot wax all over me, ties me up with his shirt, smacks my tits up HARD, calling me bitch and whore and slut. Which is all fine, except…

…he goes limp when I say “fuck me” and tries to cover it up by saying how he’s not that impressed by my naked body.

(I know, I attract shitheads. He works in finance. Surprised?)

I chuckle and say that’s fine, the feeling’s mutual, he should probably be getting home now. And he says something about how he might fuck me next time. Well, I don’t feel strongly enough about him to hate-fuck him, so next time is probably not going to happen.

Truth is, he went to the same Ivy as the other guy I’m seeing, and I like the other guy a lot more, so this one was pretty much one-night-stand material from the beginning. Which was why I took him home and let him get his paws on that candle in the first place.

(Don’t men get it? I’ll only fuck you the first time if I don’t like you.)

3) Zoe Yang’s kinkblogging….

MORE Zoe Yang pix here:

250Zoe Yang (Columbia Business School)

Zoe Yang wrote a column last week that described how she used to do a little role playing with her former boyfriend. I’ll save you the sexually explicit details and just say that Ms. Yang likes to pretend she’s a Vietnamese prostitute and her boyfriend is an American G.I circa the War Against North Vietnamese Communist Aggression.

(from her blog, ZoeHasSex) Two of two happened one weekend night towards the end of the semester. C and I stayed in for some reason, and we decided to smoke. The week had been tough and we both needed to relax. I don’t love weed; I always feel stupid for days afterward so I rarely touch it. But if there’s one thing I do love about it, it’s how it makes sex 80 times better.

Sex usually follows massages and dancing - which often becomes lap-dancing, and it’s the same investment in physicality. I hear meditation is supposed to make you more aware of everything happening inside you and around you. Stoned sex is like meditating, like the nerves in my brain have migrated into more pleasurable places and all my little body parts are as obscenely sensitive as tentacles.(Zoe Yang Columbia Business)

The sad thing is, my memory of that night in April (or was it May?) is really, really hazy due to the same culprit. Weed giveth and weed taketh away. It probably did start with a massage. My memory begins with C sliding down my body as I lay back, too lazy to dissuade him. As with Malcolm, I had held off on letting C put his face in the general vicinity. Guys usually don’t put up much of a fight when you grab their cocks and tell them you’d rather fuck.

His mouth was tentative, but at least he knew where to put it. Together, we explored: “harder,” “suck…” “yes, like THAT,” Through the green veil, everything felt sharper, slicker, better, like I was seeing a porno reel of what we were doing in my head and the nerves were juicing from two different places. A small tingle appeared and disappeared in my abdomen and I realized that maybe, just maybe…(Zoe Yijing Yang)

"If you’re doing it right, she should be humping your face," the sex educator from Babeland had announced to over 100 students gathered in Walker Lounge earlier that year. "Your entire face should be wet and your eyelashes should be like, gumming together afterward." Her words were the ones I recalled as I realized I had laced my fingers around the back of C’s neck and was smothering him in my cunt. I was amused by the memory, but also briefly distracted. I pushed it away and returned to the possibility at hand (or mouth). (Iris Xiaodong Zhao daughter Zoe)

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With Malcolm I hadn’t dared move or even touch him, to say nothing of gyrating with abandon. He had been sweeter and sexier for the restraint his presence induced from me. It was a first, and with him I’d felt like a virgin. But C was my steadfast consort. His role in my life was not intrigue and adrenaline but a vanilla sort of pleasure, regardless of how kinky the sex itself was. A very delicious, but very safe flavor.

So even though holding his head and grinding against his mouth was probably the girl-on-guy equivalent of blowjob handlebars, I didn’t worry about it too much. He pulled back slightly every few seconds to catch a breath. Pressure, I wanted to tell him, I need pressure like the pressure of your pelvis against me when we’re fucking. I’m pulling you in harder and deeper because your mouth isn’t cruel enough. I’m shivering because I’m close, and I can no longer say this in words, but whatever you do, don’t ease up on the pressure.

But maybe the antithesis of pressure works too. In the end, it was mostly the sucking that did it - his lips and teeth a tight seal around my clit and some sharp intakes of breath and I was gone, digging my toes into the mattress and pushing even harder up against him to wring out every last shudder. I was making up for last time. This time I could definitely say, yes, I came, I came so hard I truly could not stop myself from screaming even though I tried, for our neighbors’ sakes.

"Damn." He sat up slowly and gingerly dabbed his nose and chin with tissues.

"Haha sorry, I guess I kind of smothered you."

"That’s ok. Just…wow." His expression was dazed awe. I didn’t have to reiterate that it was only the second time I’d come from oral for him to treat my orgasm like it was special. I liked that. I deserve that.

Most of the outrageous sexual things I did for the pure sake of their being outrageous, I did freshman year (at Pomona College). As all freshman years in college should be, it was a year of firsts. The first time I smoked pot (the first time I did any drug, actually), the first time I drank regularly, the first time I fucked in the mail room…

Ah, the old mail room. Back before the SCC renovation, you could swipe into the mailroom at all hours. Everyone talks about the Honnold stacks as the place to have clandestine public sex on campus, but the mail room is where it was at. There’s nothing quite like walking home from a party up north, stopping in the mail room, and having your skirt hitched up and your boobs pressed up against those rows of cold little boxes…

And it wasn’t even too risque - it turns out not many people check their mail at 3am. One night, my partner and I, tipsy and still in that flirtatious bantering stage of our fuckbuddyhood, were heading back to Harwood from Mudd’s Seven Sins party (I mention this party because as Lust, I was in a slutty black dress and looked like a streetwalker) when we crossed Marston Quad and decided to climb that horizontal propped-up tree. We sat in the tree for a while, not talking much, just looking up at the stars. It was very late, and in the time that we were up there, no one else walked by the Quad. As we were climbing back down, he turned to me and said,

"Let’s have sex."

"Ok." I guess we were both feeling cocky (ha ha) from the mail room escapades.

"Wait, really? I’m totally calling your bluff."

I shrugged. “I thought you were serious.”

"I am serious."

"Ok, let’s do it."

So, businesslike, we dropped our pants right on the grass in the middle of the Quad. He was on top of me, keeping a missionary lookout, but I have to say both of us were a little too nervous to really get into it. All the same, it wasn’t until the Campus Security officers were only 20 feet away that we finally saw them.

They approached from behind, so I saw them first.

"Stop stop stop!!" I pushed him off me and yanked my dress down. Too late to worry about panties. He pulled on his boxers as the officers approached - two youngish men.

"Hey, you guys can’t be doin’ it here," one of them starts. We nod silently.

"Yeah, you gotta find a room or a car or something," the other one chimes in, "we’re not gonna write you up or anything but you can’t be doin’ it here."

They’re completely friendly. A little too friendly. They stand there talking at us for about five more minutes, while his belt is still loose and all I want is for them to go away so I can find my panties.

"Thanks, we’re sorry." What else is there to say?

"Yeah, it’s alright, we’re not gonna write you up. I understand ‘cause this one time, I was doin’ it in my Camaro - and I’m a big guy - and the cops busted me. That sucked. You don’t wanna get busted by the cops - they’re a different story. You guys have a car?" At this point I wouldn’t have been surprised if he’d high-fived my partner.

"No sir."

Zoe Yang (Columbia)

yknow who else might wanna see this??

Suresh Nallareddy sn2520@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

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Moritz Hiemann mh3338@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Alon Kalay ak3318@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Linda Green lvg1@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

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David Juran (dj114@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Paul Glasserman (pg20@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Sameer Maskey (srm2005@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

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Jonas Hjort (jh3326@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Pierre Yared (py2114@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Martin Oehmke (mo2372@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Mark Zurack (mz2015@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Laurie Hodrick (lsh19@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Suresh Sundaresan (ms122@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Robert Hodrick (rh169@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Robert Willens (rw58@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Costis Maglaras (cm479@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

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Ciamac Moallemi (ccm2128@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Omar Besbes (ob2105@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Jonah Rockoff (jr2331@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Paolo Siconolfi (ps17@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Nachum Sicherman (ns38@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Pierre Yared (py2114@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Emi Nakamura (en2198@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Pierre Yared (py2114@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Emily Breza (eb2840@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Mauricio Larrain (ml3439@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Daniel Wolfenzon (dw2382@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Charles Jones (cj88@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Adam Galinsky (ag2514@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Katherine Phillips (kp2447@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Michael Morris (mwm82@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Modupe Akinola (ma2916@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Jerry Kim (jwk2108@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Stephan Meier (sm3087@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Dan Wang (djw2104@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

David Ross (dr2175@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Oded Netzer (on2110@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Donald Lehmann (drl2@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Keith Wilcox (ktw2113@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Doron Nissim (dn75@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Radha Radhakrishna (rr2889@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Medini Singh (ms2149@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu),

Peter Kolesar (pjk4@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Hitendra Wadhwa (hw2114@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Brendan Burns (bmb10@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

David Lerner (dl2303@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Jack McGourty (jm723@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

William O’Farrell (wo2148@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Douglas Bauer (db2699@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Melissa Berman (mb2995@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Heidi Halvorson (hag10@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

E. Tory Higgins (eth1@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Murray Low (mbl2@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Scott McDonald (sm1224@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

David Poltrack (dfp6@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Tahra Millan (tlm2010@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Joseph Plummer (jp2345@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Hitendra Wadhwa (hw2114@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Paul Tierney (pjt2001@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Rajan Sambandam (rs3358@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Tomasz Piskorski (tp2252@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Daniel Adkinson (da2120@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Jared Grusd (jeg2115@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Christopher Mayer (cm310@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), R. Glenn Hubbard (rgh1@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Christopher Begg (cb2848@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Michael Keehner (mk2561@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Andrew Jacobs (acj5@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Kevin Oro-Hahn (kao2122@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Rishi Renjen (rr2867@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Jean-Marie Eveillard (je2402@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Kian Ghazi (kg2531@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Andrew Gundlach (asg32@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Timothy Quinn Jr (tcq2102@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Ethan Binder (emb2113@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Jeffrey Cino (jcc42@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Lauren Krueger (lar112@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Sal Galatioto (sg2147@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Jay Coleman (jc4157@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Arthur Williams (atw31@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Joel Greenblatt (jmg117@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Edward Zimmerman (ez2137@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Daniel Yarsky (dy23@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Scott Hendrickson (sh2331@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Marshall Sonenshine (ms3978@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Morten Sorensen (ms3814@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Patrick Bolton (pb2208@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Jeff Gordon (jg21@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Gavin Albert (ga2256@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Michael Corasaniti (mac194@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Bruce Usher (bmu2001@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Geert Bekaert (gb241@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Lawrence Glosten (lrg2@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu),

Donna Hitscherich (dmh9@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu), Lynne Sagalyn (lbs4@columbia.edu Zoe Yang Zoe Yijing Yang ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu)

Sara Amrani MBA 2015 SAmrani15@gsb.columbia.edu

Matthew Bachmann MBA 2015 MBachmann15@gsb.columbia.edu

Gustavo Bada Bosch MBA 2016 GBada16@gsb.columbia.edu

Katherine Chang MBA 2016 KChang16@gsb.columbia.edu

Bryan Cowan MBA 2016 BCowan16@gsb.columbia.edu

Nathan Farber MBA 2016 NFarber16@gsb.columbia.edu

Katrina Kosco MBA 2015 KKosco15@gsb.columbia.edu

Su Lee MBA 2016 SuLee16@gsb.columbia.edu

Cara Mandarino cbb2141@columbia.edu

Daniel Riegler MBA 2015 DRiegler15@gsb.columbia.edu

Andrew Spano MBA 2016 ASpano16@gsb.columbia.edu

Yvonne Wang MBA 2016 YWang16@gsb.columbia.edu

Sarah Zilinski MBA 2016 SZilinski16@gsb.columbia.edu

Marci Zimmerman Administrator maz2116@columbia.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710533&forum_id=1#26592373)