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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page__st__80 ctrl+f schnoz or scroll down to post #88. click through to the link, it's not there anymore. |
Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor post in question: Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27, of the Upper East Side, is marrying Madeleine "Numbah Two" Chen, 26, of Brooklyn.
Ari attended Stuyvesant High School, where he graduated as one of the 54 valedictorians of his class. He then went on to Yale University, where he majored in economics, and Yale Law School. He served as a judicial clerk to judge Guido Calabresi of the Second Circuit, and is now an associate at the law firm Cravath, Swaine, and Moore. Ari enjoys tentacle hentai, days without asthma attacks, and cuckolding. Ari is the son of Moishe and Rachel Goldberg. Moishe is a cardiovascular surgeon at NYU Hospital, and Rachel serves as a director of a nonprofit foundation, JewGelt.
Madeleine attended Brooklyn Technical High School, where she achieved one of the school's highest GPAs in history and earned mild praise from her parents. Madeleine was then accepted to Yale University, earning her the family nickname "Numbah Two." Madeleine studied computer science and mathematics while at Yale, where she met Ari. Madeleine enjoys numbers, single-stitching, and writing fanfiction about Harvard. She is the daughter of rice farmers Woo-Long and Shar-Pei of Hubei Province, China.
"Initially we met in the student union," recalls Ari. "I had run out of my nebulizer medication, and Maddy saw me struggling to breathe. As it turns out, she had a prescription for the same medication--it was love at first wheeze."
Madeleine recounts the story a little differently: "Ari come to me and say 'I like fried rice.' I no understand him and study math very hard. He put hands where my breasts should be. In my culture that means marriage."
Ari and Madeleine will be wed next Saturday at Bridgewaters. |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: talented hyperventilating whorehouse 1800000
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:10 PM Author: salmon background story karate Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and satirist of urban elite UMC striver circles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876398) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: infuriating curious bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876412) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:13 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor , askav lisped to his mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876417) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 7:05 PM Author: diverse coiffed dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876776) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:43 PM Author: talented hyperventilating whorehouse he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with ACR
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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:57 AM Author: Motley newt He's always underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922833) |
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Date: December 18th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43631906) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:48 AM Author: pea-brained institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661627) |
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Date: February 28th, 2022 1:22 PM Author: Hot base second to last para always gets me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44053731) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:48 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633574) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:52 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633594) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:54 PM Author: Drab native shut the fuck up you deranged geek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633605) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:55 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FREE you pathetic faggit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633617) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 3:05 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633694) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:20 PM Author: vigorous location reading party wtf rach, put an end to this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636656) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Exciting Honey-headed Idea He Suggested Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636673) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26642490) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 10:17 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26657316) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:23 AM Author: scarlet unholy sneaky criminal JFC. Who are the current mods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29034037) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:04 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876364) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: talented hyperventilating whorehouse Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876372) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:06 PM Author: vibrant high-end center banned forever too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876377) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:09 PM Author: Cracking Senate Fortuitous Meteor He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "not banned" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876393) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:57 PM Author: talented hyperventilating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876721) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: infuriating curious bawdyhouse whoever shitmodded it deserves summary execution by a firing STIM squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876679) |
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