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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: outnumbered clown http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/1386-autoadmit-gleanings/page__st__80 ctrl+f schnoz or scroll down to post #88. click through to the link, it's not there anymore. |
Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: outnumbered clown post in question: Ari "The Schnoz" Goldberg, 27, of the Upper East Side, is marrying Madeleine "Numbah Two" Chen, 26, of Brooklyn.
Ari attended Stuyvesant High School, where he graduated as one of the 54 valedictorians of his class. He then went on to Yale University, where he majored in economics, and Yale Law School. He served as a judicial clerk to judge Guido Calabresi of the Second Circuit, and is now an associate at the law firm Cravath, Swaine, and Moore. Ari enjoys tentacle hentai, days without asthma attacks, and cuckolding. Ari is the son of Moishe and Rachel Goldberg. Moishe is a cardiovascular surgeon at NYU Hospital, and Rachel serves as a director of a nonprofit foundation, JewGelt.
Madeleine attended Brooklyn Technical High School, where she achieved one of the school's highest GPAs in history and earned mild praise from her parents. Madeleine was then accepted to Yale University, earning her the family nickname "Numbah Two." Madeleine studied computer science and mathematics while at Yale, where she met Ari. Madeleine enjoys numbers, single-stitching, and writing fanfiction about Harvard. She is the daughter of rice farmers Woo-Long and Shar-Pei of Hubei Province, China.
"Initially we met in the student union," recalls Ari. "I had run out of my nebulizer medication, and Maddy saw me struggling to breathe. As it turns out, she had a prescription for the same medication--it was love at first wheeze."
Madeleine recounts the story a little differently: "Ari come to me and say 'I like fried rice.' I no understand him and study math very hard. He put hands where my breasts should be. In my culture that means marriage."
Ari and Madeleine will be wed next Saturday at Bridgewaters. |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: Very tactful offensive national security agency 1800000
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:10 PM Author: Stimulating shivering organic girlfriend Askav. He was underrated as a withering social observer and satirist of urban elite UMC striver circles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876398) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: soul-stirring sexy kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876412) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:13 PM Author: outnumbered clown , askav lisped to his mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876417) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 7:05 PM Author: Electric ratface cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876776) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:43 PM Author: Very tactful offensive national security agency he was 180 we ran a berkeley/stanford meme one night with ACR
does he still post now? |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:48 PM Author: Aromatic sepia locale A top poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876662) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:57 AM Author: 180 transparent orchestra pit He's always underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922833) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM Author: Lilac Slippery Center Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922937) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:43 AM Author: Aromatic sepia locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661622) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:26 PM Author: Aromatic sepia locale 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876489) |
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: spectacular mildly autistic location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344000) |
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:20 PM Author: Adventurous cobalt house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344002) |
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Date: October 28th, 2021 12:23 PM Author: Clear concupiscible messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43344019) |
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Date: December 18th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: outnumbered clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43631906) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:48 AM Author: cruel-hearted mahogany field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661627) |
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Date: February 28th, 2022 1:22 PM Author: Adulterous High-end Police Squad Library second to last para always gets me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44053731) |
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Date: May 18th, 2022 5:50 AM Author: Aromatic sepia locale PERFECT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44531336) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:48 PM Author: outnumbered clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633574) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:52 PM Author: outnumbered clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633594) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:54 PM Author: Twisted Comical Locus Knife shut the fuck up you deranged geek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633605) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 2:55 PM Author: outnumbered clown kill yourself shitmod. you literally mod this forum FOR FREE you pathetic faggit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633617) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 3:05 PM Author: outnumbered clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26633694) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:20 PM Author: stirring godawful site place of business wtf rach, put an end to this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636656) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Avocado Yapping Theatre Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26636673) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2014 9:10 PM Author: outnumbered clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26642490) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 10:17 PM Author: outnumbered clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#26657316) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:02 AM Author: sadistic lodge headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29033912) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:23 AM Author: bistre trip sanctuary degenerate JFC. Who are the current mods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29034037) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:04 PM Author: outnumbered clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876364) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: Very tactful offensive national security agency Whoever shitmodded this shud be asskicked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876372) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:06 PM Author: carnelian brunch banned forever too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876377) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:09 PM Author: outnumbered clown He was banned, but in rach's xo, he can just post as "not banned" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876393) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:57 PM Author: Very tactful offensive national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876721) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:54 AM Author: ultramarine kink-friendly mad cow disease gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922829) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 8:22 AM Author: drab dopamine coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661713) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:38 PM Author: Aromatic sepia locale This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876568) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:08 PM Author: Charcoal volcanic crater that poast was devastating on a number of levels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876385) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: soul-stirring sexy kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876413) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: carnelian brunch there was a 180 comic that illustrated this poast in that thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876411) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: Very tactful offensive national security agency "was" ?
its still there
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:14 PM Author: Insane Swashbuckling School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876429) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:22 PM Author: outnumbered clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876467) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: soul-stirring sexy kitty whoever shitmodded it deserves summary execution by a firing STIM squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#29876679) |
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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:49 PM Author: Aromatic sepia locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#36240881) |
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Date: June 5th, 2016 10:02 AM Author: Jet Rebellious Hell Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#30628126) |
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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:36 PM Author: Jet Rebellious Hell Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#34534258) |
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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: Aromatic sepia locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#34534270) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:53 AM Author: Fuchsia titillating home mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#35922827) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2021 7:44 AM Author: bearded obsidian queen of the night also “eggs sizzling / ova fizzling” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43661624) |
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Date: December 29th, 2021 10:54 AM Author: drab dopamine coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#43693852) |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 6:37 PM Author: outnumbered clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2716588&forum_id=2#44000089) |