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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: spectacular dragon circlehead

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: sick angry office

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: stimulating mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: stimulating mad-dog skullcap

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: spectacular dragon circlehead

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
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Author: Topaz theater azn

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: sick angry office

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Author: Histrionic business firm



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing

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Author: navy odious cumskin

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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring embarrassed to the bone gas station

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: spectacular dragon circlehead

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: dark school cafeteria digit ratio



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Topaz theater azn

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: spectacular dragon circlehead

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Marvelous maroon bawdyhouse marketing idea



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: spectacular dragon circlehead

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: magenta splenetic associate

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Histrionic business firm

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: sick angry office

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: spectacular dragon circlehead



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: sick angry office

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: magenta splenetic associate

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or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Topaz theater azn

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Marvelous maroon bawdyhouse marketing idea

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Ivory wonderful degenerate clown

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Supple sanctuary

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: magenta splenetic associate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)



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Author: stimulating mad-dog skullcap

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Flickering depressive

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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Fishy Theatre Toaster

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Author: talented filthy heaven

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: bull headed home

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: magenta splenetic associate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Topaz theater azn

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bull headed home

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: magenta splenetic associate

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse

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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: chartreuse crotch

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: anal insane dysfunction university



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: rough-skinned hell blood rage

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: sick angry office

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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Histrionic business firm



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Onyx zombie-like point



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: anal insane dysfunction university



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Charismatic clear wrinkle electric furnace



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic clear wrinkle electric furnace



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Irradiated brass twinkling uncleanness set



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Flickering depressive

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: rough-skinned hell blood rage

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Passionate church building tattoo

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Flickering depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Bipolar base

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing

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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Topaz theater azn



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Charismatic clear wrinkle electric furnace

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Amber Trailer Park Windowlicker



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Onyx zombie-like point



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded vengeful whorehouse



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Bipolar base

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Bipolar base

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Bipolar base

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: self-centered federal tank

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Topaz theater azn



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Bipolar base

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Supple sanctuary



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Floppy locus dingle berry

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned hell blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: sick angry office

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz chapel roast beef



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: bull headed home



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Bipolar base

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: laughsome ruddy piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Bipolar base

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: hairless submissive temple

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: sick angry office

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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: hairless submissive temple

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pale forum

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Amber Trailer Park Windowlicker



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Trip tanning salon organic girlfriend



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: hairless submissive temple

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Topaz theater azn



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: chartreuse crotch

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: hairless submissive temple

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Puce spot turdskin

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: hairless submissive temple

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned hell blood rage

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Histrionic business firm



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mischievous newt voyeur



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Dashing Deranged Kitchen Messiness

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Location Preventive Strike



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired sweet tailpipe

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful locale



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Topaz theater azn



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: crimson macaca step-uncle's house

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Aqua vibrant wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Topaz theater azn



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: crimson macaca step-uncle's house

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Infuriating Sepia Mad Cow Disease Center



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Bearded stirring address

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: crimson macaca step-uncle's house

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: heady sapphire shrine karate



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Topaz theater azn

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Bearded stirring address



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Crusty genital piercing



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Topaz theater azn

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Topaz theater azn

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Topaz theater azn

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Location Preventive Strike



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse



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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: blue area son of senegal

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: blue area son of senegal



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: blue area son of senegal

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: blue area son of senegal

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: Shimmering double fault party of the first part



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: garnet useless brakes



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: Shivering wine church international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)