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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722477)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: talented whorehouse degenerate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Shimmering Incel Brunch

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Ocher Hairy Legs



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Shimmering Incel Brunch



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: talented whorehouse degenerate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Shimmering Incel Brunch



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: walnut codepig affirmative action



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine swashbuckling school



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Ruddy Fantasy-prone Friendly Grandma Clown

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Wild violet hospital



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Dun Electric Meetinghouse Deer Antler



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Judgmental Cuckold



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: talking excitant famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: seedy dashing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Diverse national security agency

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Aqua box office

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: racy shaky ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Wonderful tattoo marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Wonderful tattoo marketing idea

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hell giraffe

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Ruddy Fantasy-prone Friendly Grandma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: fragrant flushed community account gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine swashbuckling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Light Irradiated Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: crimson angry half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: transparent magical gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Titillating Buff Cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: odious cocky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Amethyst Lay Messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: fragrant flushed community account gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: tantric haunting really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Rusted Stage

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine swashbuckling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: tantric haunting really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: fragrant flushed community account gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: racy shaky ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: amber circlehead school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: fragrant flushed community account gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy coral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Sapphire Site Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Exciting toilet seat selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Aqua box office

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Indigo house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: twinkling menage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic striped hyena

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Ruddy Fantasy-prone Friendly Grandma Clown

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: vibrant soggy mental disorder foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: talking excitant famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Judgmental Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Pungent corn cake azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Aqua box office

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: fragrant flushed community account gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: odious cocky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: curious parlour ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Judgmental Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Cobalt Bipolar Center Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: amber circlehead school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Aqua box office

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: violent mind-boggling toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: aromatic striped hyena

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Indigo house

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Bistre Ticket Booth

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Self-centered indian lodge regret

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: aromatic striped hyena

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Aqua box office

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Wonderful tattoo marketing idea

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724026)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Slate Nudist Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Brilliant Background Story Theatre

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: thriller shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Marvelous Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: vigorous church becky

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: chestnut forum jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576483)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576488)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: cracking carnelian chapel liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481316)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: lime ceo space

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482896)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy coral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored principal's office useless brakes

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: aromatic striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Aqua box office

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Aqua box office

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored principal's office useless brakes

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: frisky bateful stage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923543)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: milky vivacious persian



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: fragrant flushed community account gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208147)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: aromatic striped hyena

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724068)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: mint big-titted state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: odious cocky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Aqua box office

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: provocative jet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: aquamarine stirring abode

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: supple pearly home rigor

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: odious cocky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser lodge

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Ruddy Fantasy-prone Friendly Grandma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: racy shaky ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: odious cocky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: curious parlour ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: curious parlour ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: chestnut forum jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Brilliant Background Story Theatre

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser lodge

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Chrome field scourge upon the earth

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Brilliant Background Story Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: seedy dashing hall

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: curious parlour ape

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Sapphire Site Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: racy shaky ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Harsh Reading Party Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: seedy dashing hall

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: seedy dashing hall

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: seedy dashing hall

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Ocher Hairy Legs

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: seedy dashing hall

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Self-centered indian lodge regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: lavender useless gas station volcanic crater

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: concupiscible clear national philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored principal's office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: seedy dashing hall

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Bonkers digit ratio

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: seedy dashing hall

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Contagious mahogany windowlicker

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Charismatic theater stage faggotry

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Contagious mahogany windowlicker

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: deep prole

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Sapphire Site Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy coral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious mahogany windowlicker

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: supple pearly home rigor

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Aqua box office

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Contagious mahogany windowlicker

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Henna stimulating tanning salon

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Contagious mahogany windowlicker

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Primrose hairraiser lodge

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Ruddy Fantasy-prone Friendly Grandma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Puce location international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: bull headed library

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Garnet spectacular piazza newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: buck-toothed smoky public bath halford

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Misunderstood Feces Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: free-loading native

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: out-of-control ivory institution

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: free-loading native

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: sienna stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Pontificating plaza stain

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: free-loading native

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: lime ceo space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Pontificating plaza stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Trip Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone dilemma

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Garnet spectacular piazza newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Aqua box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: federal bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: histrionic address trust fund

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: histrionic address trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic address trust fund

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: histrionic address trust fund

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
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