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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: pearly contagious stead organic girlfriend



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: comical weed whacker telephone

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: excitant partner theatre



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: comical weed whacker telephone



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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Vengeful Regret Associate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: yellow area newt

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz frisky coffee pot resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: vigorous confused nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: demanding background story institution

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: deranged territorial sandwich national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Stimulating jet internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Stimulating jet internal respiration

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Startled Laughsome Hospital Ratface

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: yellow area newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Crimson friendly grandma station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: honey-headed supple stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: high-end opaque step-uncle's house boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Azure Misanthropic Cuck Chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: unholy twisted locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: big roommate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Aromatic bright party of the first part faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Crimson friendly grandma station



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Odious Anal Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned wild base fanboi

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: honey-headed supple stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Odious Anal Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Crimson friendly grandma station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: deranged territorial sandwich national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Lime Startling Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle useless brakes corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: Crimson friendly grandma station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Fluffy awkward sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: very tactful mind-boggling pistol rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: provocative balding ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Cracking Harsh Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Rusted Offensive Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Vibrant trailer park knife

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: yellow area newt

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Domesticated lettuce rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz frisky coffee pot resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Naked quadroon spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: curious pit jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Crimson friendly grandma station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: big roommate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: tan impertinent rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Naked quadroon spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Ebony aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle useless brakes corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Grizzly idiotic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Vibrant trailer park knife

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Cracking Harsh Generalized Bond

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: apoplectic indian lodge

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: smoky kitty location

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Vibrant trailer park knife

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Stimulating jet internal respiration

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Boyish lay goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Stirring native psychic

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: titillating menage personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: orchid crawly therapy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Pontificating Karate Crotch

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: big-titted chest-beating den idiot



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: black spectacular tanning salon foreskin



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: thriller translucent roast beef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Fluffy awkward sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Indecent iridescent liquid oxygen

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Vibrant trailer park knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Indecent iridescent liquid oxygen

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: exhilarant brilliant immigrant temple



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Razzle Death Wish Locus



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Crimson friendly grandma station



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Vibrant trailer park knife

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: big roommate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Racy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Lime Startling Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated love of her life

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: cobalt tripping plaza macaca

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: big roommate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: yellow area newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: deranged territorial sandwich national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: big roommate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: tan impertinent rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: tan impertinent rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: big-titted chest-beating den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Stirring native psychic

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Mint violent toaster market

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Stirring native psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: vigorous confused nursing home

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: tan impertinent rigpig

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: very tactful mind-boggling pistol rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: deranged territorial sandwich national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: motley windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: vigorous confused nursing home

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: vigorous confused nursing home

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: vigorous confused nursing home

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: excitant partner theatre

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: vigorous confused nursing home

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: smoky kitty location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Autistic ceo property

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Cowardly Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Indecent iridescent liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: vigorous confused nursing home

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Drunken brunch

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: vigorous confused nursing home

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: pink passionate casino

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Bateful house-broken place of business abode

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: pink passionate casino

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Dun buck-toothed genital piercing mad cow disease

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: very tactful mind-boggling pistol rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Fluffy awkward sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: pink passionate casino

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: cobalt tripping plaza macaca

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: pink passionate casino

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Lascivious range people who are hurt

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: pink passionate casino

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged public bath

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: yellow area newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: saffron vivacious messiness senate

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Navy mildly autistic theater athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: talented twinkling address

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Transparent godawful cumskin sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Diverse Crusty Filthpig Trust Fund

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: kink-friendly nighttime volcanic crater

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Diverse Crusty Filthpig Trust Fund

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Arousing Misunderstood Center Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: bearded business firm coldplay fan

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Diverse Crusty Filthpig Trust Fund

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: thriller translucent roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: bearded business firm coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: ruby fragrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous piazza double fault

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Navy mildly autistic theater athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Nubile Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Mustard office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Green university fortuitous meteor

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Green university fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Green university fortuitous meteor

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Green university fortuitous meteor

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: Rusted Offensive Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943342)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Glittery Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943350)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: ruddy preventive strike

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)