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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Frozen institution



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: cerise shrine selfie

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Cocky Theater

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Frozen institution

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
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lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: fragrant coral ceo



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Frozen institution

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Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: scarlet curious lay idea he suggested

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Frozen institution

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Citrine stage becky



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: cerise shrine selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Glittery friendly grandma pit



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
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If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: hateful bateful stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Frozen institution

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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Puppy



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Frozen institution

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: cerise shrine selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Glittery friendly grandma pit

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Author: Turquoise trailer park

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: flirting fanboi

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: cerise shrine selfie

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: cerise shrine selfie



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Author: Exciting location old irish cottage

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: big cobalt parlour voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Pale Stirring Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Passionate Startling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Soggy histrionic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Water Buffalo

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: silver site fat ankles

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Pale Stirring Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: fragrant coral ceo

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Frozen institution

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: hateful bateful stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Sienna stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Pale Stirring Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Frum Cracking Step-uncle's House Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Frum Cracking Step-uncle's House Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: razzle pink cumskin theatre

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: fragrant coral ceo

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Disturbing flickering mental disorder

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: razzle pink cumskin theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: salmon lascivious headpube son of senegal

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: cerise shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Frum Cracking Step-uncle's House Pozpig

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Henna hall trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Sienna stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)


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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: aqua ticket booth newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: salmon lascivious headpube son of senegal

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: salmon lascivious headpube son of senegal

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: salmon lascivious headpube son of senegal

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: laughsome rebellious business firm

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: cerise shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: salmon lascivious headpube son of senegal

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: flirting fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Sanctuary

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: fragrant coral ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Frozen institution

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: thriller set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Exciting location old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: salmon lascivious headpube son of senegal

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: buff affirmative action mother

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: salmon lascivious headpube son of senegal

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Plum Principal's Office Pisswyrm

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Frozen institution

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Plum Principal's Office Pisswyrm

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: up-to-no-good hyperactive spot telephone

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Henna hall trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: nofapping indecent sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Plum Principal's Office Pisswyrm

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: cerise shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: silver site fat ankles

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Plum Principal's Office Pisswyrm

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Hideous Shitlib

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Plum Principal's Office Pisswyrm

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: fragrant coral ceo

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)


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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: hateful bateful stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)


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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic house gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: french territorial reading party

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)


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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Vigorous anal parlor dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Indirect Expression Black Woman

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Bull Headed Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)


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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: cerise shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: light keepsake machete point

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Boyish hissy fit roommate

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: cerise shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: light keepsake machete point

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: talking feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Marvelous shivering digit ratio

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: light keepsake machete point

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: slate embarrassed to the bone station useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)


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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: cerise shrine selfie

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Marvelous shivering digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Clear low-t resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: cerise shrine selfie

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: cerise shrine selfie

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: cerise shrine selfie

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)


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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)


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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Vigorous anal parlor dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)


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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)


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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: apoplectic motley international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)


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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: geriatric philosopher-king doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Karate Lodge

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Karate Lodge



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Karate Lodge

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Karate Lodge

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)


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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: red ape native



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: diverse base new version



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: Canary French Chef Locale

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)