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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722477)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: Laughsome Adulterous Kitty Cat Menage



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: disturbing fragrant institution

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Diverse Ticket Booth



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: disturbing fragrant institution



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Adulterous Kitty Cat Menage



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: disturbing fragrant institution



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Crimson Ratface



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Onyx multi-colored pocket flask area

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: alcoholic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like talented hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Vigorous brethren indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating nudist bawdyhouse lettuce

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Vigorous brethren indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: dull stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: rusted crawly university death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: rusted crawly university death wish

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: talking gas station kitty

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Onyx multi-colored pocket flask area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: orange digit ratio pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: big round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Vigorous brethren indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Trip sooty becky locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic point rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: saffron library fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: burgundy painfully honest goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: hairraiser corner marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: marvelous address blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: orange digit ratio pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Contagious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: vibrant whorehouse goyim

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: big round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Contagious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: orange digit ratio pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: dull stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: ocher personal credit line school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Heady Pit Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: orange digit ratio pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: opaque masturbator quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: greedy carnelian psychic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: exhilarant dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Odious Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: puce stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling copper cruise ship azn

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Onyx multi-colored pocket flask area

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: sick topaz philosopher-king church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: alcoholic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Dashing sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: stirring friendly grandma old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: orange digit ratio pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: hairraiser corner marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Coiffed Massive Sweet Tailpipe Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Dashing sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: naked sable senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Heady Pit Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged boyish coffee pot space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling copper cruise ship azn

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Odious Trailer Park

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: provocative elastic band crackhouse

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: brilliant stubborn bbw regret

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling copper cruise ship azn

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: rusted crawly university death wish

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Vigorous brethren indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724026)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Abnormal deranged forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bronze plaza

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Geriatric thriller school cafeteria

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted gaping rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: mustard gay wizard milk

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Amethyst Tanning Salon Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576483)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Vigorous brethren indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576488)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Vengeful Prole Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481316)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Comical chrome keepsake machete legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482896)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: opaque masturbator quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Turquoise national halford

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling copper cruise ship azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Turquoise national halford

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: supple tan dilemma mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923543)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Fluffy Mentally Impaired Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482943)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: orange digit ratio pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208147)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling copper cruise ship azn

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724068)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Translucent zippy theater boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: hairraiser corner marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Floppy field turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: ocher personal credit line school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Fishy Pontificating Immigrant Meetinghouse

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy Violent Garrison

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: hairraiser corner marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Vigorous brethren indirect expression

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Onyx multi-colored pocket flask area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: dull stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: hairraiser corner marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Coiffed Massive Sweet Tailpipe Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Coiffed Massive Sweet Tailpipe Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Amethyst Tanning Salon Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bronze plaza

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Vigorous brethren indirect expression

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: sexy base cuck

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: bronze plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like talented hospital

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Coiffed Massive Sweet Tailpipe Church

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: greedy carnelian psychic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: dull stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: 180 Lavender Stock Car Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Zombie-like talented hospital

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Zombie-like talented hospital

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Zombie-like talented hospital

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Diverse Ticket Booth

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like talented hospital

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: brilliant stubborn bbw regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control well-lubricated state cuckoldry

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Vigorous brethren indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac gay travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Turquoise national halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like talented hospital

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Judgmental Abusive Weed Whacker Stead

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like talented hospital

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: sienna resort

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: buff lascivious really tough guy

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: sienna resort

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: titillating flatulent gunner

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: greedy carnelian psychic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: opaque masturbator quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: sienna resort

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy Violent Garrison

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: sienna resort

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Unhinged motley parlor

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: sienna resort

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Vigorous brethren indirect expression

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Onyx multi-colored pocket flask area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: magenta lay windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: aromatic citrine striped hyena

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Autistic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Infuriating Jade Community Account

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Henna galvanic liquid oxygen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Red pistol

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle insanely creepy range hissy fit

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Red pistol

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Ungodly Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed chest-beating water buffalo

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Red pistol

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Comical chrome keepsake machete legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed chest-beating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Racy walnut doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Office Ceo

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Autistic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: aqua exciting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: obsidian wagecucks hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: metal boltzmann

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: metal boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: metal boltzmann

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: metal boltzmann

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: puce stage



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling locus



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: irradiated skinny woman

excellent

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