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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine fanboi alpha



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
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Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
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If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
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"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
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"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: 180 carnelian box office

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: odious kitchen kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated offensive ladyboy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: frisky gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Angry fighting shrine

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: frisky gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Motley Azn

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: 180 carnelian box office

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating orchid shitlib persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine fanboi alpha

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Hilarious headpube dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: 180 carnelian box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Hilarious headpube dingle berry

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: 180 carnelian box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac rusted mother

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine fanboi alpha

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Sick Multi-billionaire Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: territorial cowardly range associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: carmine vibrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: frisky gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Ebony Tripping Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Infuriating Razzle Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Low-t Electric Furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Heady Messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Floppy senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: flatulent love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: territorial cowardly range associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: spectacular duck-like church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Pearl excitant meetinghouse dog poop

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: carmine vibrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: spectacular duck-like church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: territorial cowardly range associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating orchid shitlib persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: obsidian multi-colored space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: bearded blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: territorial cowardly range associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: mustard hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: mint orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: 180 carnelian box office

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: lascivious pearly nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: 180 carnelian box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Motley Azn

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: rambunctious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: 180 carnelian box office

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: bull headed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Thriller whorehouse dopamine

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Sick Multi-billionaire Stead

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: 180 carnelian box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: odious kitchen kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: milky set death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Yellow misanthropic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Motley Azn

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine fanboi alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: territorial cowardly range associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Floppy senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: high-end haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: milky set death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Dead racy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: bearded blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Motley Azn

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: 180 carnelian box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine fanboi alpha

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine fanboi alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Thriller whorehouse dopamine

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: rambunctious public bath

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Really Tough Guy Juggernaut

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: mewling cuck laser beams

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Thriller whorehouse dopamine

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Motley Azn

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Hilarious headpube dingle berry

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: frisky gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724026)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: translucent overrated goyim garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Startled doobsian old irish cottage parlor

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Electric theatre

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: fluffy supple nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed silver gaming laptop lodge

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: tan church organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576483)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: frisky gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576488)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Sadistic autistic double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481316)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: charismatic faggot firefighter

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482896)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: mustard hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: talented feces cumskin

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Thriller whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Motley Azn

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Motley Azn

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: talented feces cumskin

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: drab telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923543)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Blue slap-happy hospital faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482943)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: territorial cowardly range associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208147)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Thriller whorehouse dopamine

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724068)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: titillating corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Floppy senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Motley Azn

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: yapping chestnut place of business voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: obsidian multi-colored space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: marvelous dun roast beef hunting ground

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Henna keepsake machete

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Floppy senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: frisky gas station party of the first part

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine fanboi alpha

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Sick Multi-billionaire Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating orchid shitlib persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Floppy senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: high-end haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: high-end haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: tan church organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Startled doobsian old irish cottage parlor

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: frisky gas station party of the first part

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Diverse flirting bbw

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Startled doobsian old irish cottage parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated offensive ladyboy travel guidebook

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: high-end haunted graveyard

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: mint orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating orchid shitlib persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: passionate degenerate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated offensive ladyboy travel guidebook

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: well-lubricated offensive ladyboy travel guidebook

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated offensive ladyboy travel guidebook

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: federal frum den

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated offensive ladyboy travel guidebook

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: mewling cuck laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Harsh Kink-friendly Menage Circlehead

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: frisky gas station party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Aquamarine fanboi alpha

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: irradiated godawful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: talented feces cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated offensive ladyboy travel guidebook

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Gay know-it-all tattoo national

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated offensive ladyboy travel guidebook

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: vivacious elastic band

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine fanboi alpha

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: vivacious elastic band

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: onyx sanctuary

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: mint orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: mustard hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: vivacious elastic band

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Henna keepsake machete

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Motley Azn

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: vivacious elastic band

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Cracking cuckoldry casino

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: vivacious elastic band

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: frisky gas station party of the first part

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Sick Multi-billionaire Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: laughsome crackhouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Hideous Property

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Boyish Transparent Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Slimy center

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: indecent theater skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Blathering slippery athletic conference corn cake

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: House-broken internal respiration

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Blathering slippery athletic conference corn cake

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Disturbing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Frozen Crimson Candlestick Maker Stage

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Blathering slippery athletic conference corn cake

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: charismatic faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Frozen Crimson Candlestick Maker Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Iridescent Trip Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Flesh stirring hell psychic

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Boyish Transparent Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Motley Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: pungent becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: histrionic domesticated patrolman

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: histrionic domesticated patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic domesticated patrolman

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: histrionic domesticated patrolman

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: bull headed temple



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz bearded milk



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like mauve background story liquid oxygen

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