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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: adventurous field



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired lay travel guidebook

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: adventurous field

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
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"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: painfully honest area



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz set gay wizard



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: brindle den



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: maroon theater stage

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: brindle den



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: fishy incel



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: adventurous field

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Henna big plaza



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Henna big plaza

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Doobsian zombie-like forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: adventurous field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dopamine



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: ocher really tough guy brethren



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Arrogant Impertinent Hissy Fit



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: brindle den



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: awkward talented house

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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Diverse pearly parlour

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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Unhinged tattoo

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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: ocher really tough guy brethren



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Stirring Sickened Library Main People



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Trip cobalt filthpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Arrogant Impertinent Hissy Fit



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Stirring Sickened Library Main People



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: ocher really tough guy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: fishy incel



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: ocher really tough guy brethren



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: buff violent crackhouse



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Flushed concupiscible casino



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: titillating community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: hilarious garrison toilet seat

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dopamine

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: painfully honest area



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Deranged goal in life pit



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: adventurous field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
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Author: Deranged goal in life pit



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Sandwich



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: adventurous field

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: adventurous field



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: hilarious garrison toilet seat

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or, you might be a nigger...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Flushed concupiscible casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Bipolar School

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser native international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: awkward talented house

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: hilarious garrison toilet seat

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Henna big plaza

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: brindle den



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Dashing Orange Degenerate Gunner

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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Vengeful Immigrant

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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
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If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: hilarious garrison toilet seat



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Nubile Locus French Chef

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: ocher really tough guy brethren



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: hilarious garrison toilet seat

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: multi-colored primrose market

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Comical Business Firm Azn

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Canary Floppy Site



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: brindle den

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: adventurous field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: awkward talented house

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dopamine



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: fishy incel



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: awkward talented house

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: awkward talented house

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Canary Floppy Site



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Domesticated whorehouse



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Domesticated whorehouse



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic rigor macaca



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Obsidian flickering hospital

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: brindle den

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: awkward talented house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: lake kitchen

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Obsidian flickering hospital



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz set gay wizard

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: awkward talented house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Domesticated whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Motley Water Buffalo Becky



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: fishy incel



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nighttime Wagecucks



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz set gay wizard

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz set gay wizard

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz set gay wizard

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: burgundy disturbing reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz set gay wizard

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser native international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: know-it-all wonderful box office

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: brindle den



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: adventurous field

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Light Adulterous Friendly Grandma



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Vibrant Nubile Locus French Chef



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz set gay wizard

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: cerise vigorous theatre

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz set gay wizard

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Amethyst Galvanic Dingle Berry Sneaky Criminal

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: adventurous field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Amethyst Galvanic Dingle Berry Sneaky Criminal

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: stimulating red partner address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Motley Water Buffalo Becky



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Galvanic Dingle Berry Sneaky Criminal

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Comical Business Firm Azn

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Amethyst Galvanic Dingle Berry Sneaky Criminal

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Citrine sanctuary

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Amethyst Galvanic Dingle Berry Sneaky Criminal

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: brindle den

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dopamine



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond



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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Turquoise beady-eyed office legend

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: cracking heaven



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: alcoholic bronze hairy legs ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: scarlet brunch new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: alcoholic bronze hairy legs ticket booth

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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: greedy exciting background story state



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Black mind-boggling national candlestick maker

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: alcoholic bronze hairy legs ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Ruby Mad Cow Disease



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Black mind-boggling national candlestick maker



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: awkward talented house



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Yarmulke Sweet Tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: laughsome trailer park generalized bond



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: clear 180 doctorate piazza



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: clear 180 doctorate piazza

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: clear 180 doctorate piazza

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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: titillating community account



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Bespoke Razzle-dazzle Resort



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: Arousing ruddy knife mental disorder

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