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bono bane of ireland hilariously bicycles self into paralysis

U2 frontman Bono has undergone hours of surgery and will nee...
Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets
  11/20/14
Did they change the story? He will require intensive and ...
Diverse meetinghouse
  11/20/14
his massive 5" lifts probably got caught in the spokes
Wild Snowy Turdskin Plaza
  11/20/14
cr. like a circus clown riding in stilts
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opaque filthy cumskin feces
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In hindsight it is incredibly mind-blowing that this guy was...
curious sanctuary striped hyena
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Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets
  11/20/14
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
Zippy peach trailer park
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Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets
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Frozen mint native
  11/20/14
LOL at the author trolling with that reference.
180 dysfunction
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angry old irish cottage cuckoldry
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cr 180
Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets
  11/20/14
disgrace to the irish with those faggy brittle bones
Comical buff box office blood rage
  11/20/14
So cool he wears sunglasses in the oval office. https://e...
charismatic garrison
  11/20/14
He always wears them because he has an eye condition.
Slimy burgundy pisswyrm
  11/20/14
those sunglasses literally shattered his eye orbit. fag
Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets
  11/20/14
Where The Streets Have No (Bike) Lanes
180 dysfunction
  11/20/14
(Now I have) Vertigo
Zippy peach trailer park
  11/20/14
wtf he fell off a bike and paralyzed himself? did he ride of...
arousing unhinged newt
  11/20/14
he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitli...
Comical buff box office blood rage
  11/20/14
he runs into shit all the time with those sunglasses on
Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets
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angry old irish cottage cuckoldry
  11/20/14
Sonny Bono - died skiing Bono - died biking
insane roast beef clown
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:(
lilac hospital
  11/20/14
xo central park sidewalks
lavender massive kitchen
  11/20/14
WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR WILD BICYCLES
Lake Jet-lagged Base Reading Party
  11/20/14
He must now sue NYC, US style, for about 1bn$.
Amber becky theatre
  11/20/14
liking U2 when you're a teenager is fine. the early albums a...
Orange cruel-hearted bawdyhouse
  11/20/14
Never thought about it that way before. I liked their early ...
Diverse meetinghouse
  11/20/14
Probably an IRA hit
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hyperactive market
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most irish people wish he was dead, not just political milit...
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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets

U2 frontman Bono has undergone hours of surgery and will need intensive therapy after a bicycle accident, his doctor says, revealing worse injuries than previously thought.

Bono — whose top hits with U2 include Sunday Bloody Sunday — fell off his bicycle on Sunday in New York's Central Park as the band prepared for a week of appearances on NBC's The Tonight Show.

His doctor said Bono had five hours of surgery on Sunday in which his elbow was washed out and an arm bone repaired with three metal plates and 18 screws.

The 54-year-old Irish singer then had surgery the next day on his left hand.

Orthopaedic surgeon Dean Lorich from New York Presbyterian Hospital said Bono also injured his left shoulder blade and the orbit of his eye was fractured.

"He will require intensive and progressive therapy, and a full recovery is unlikely," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine.

In an earlier statement on Bono's accident, U2's three other members said they expected the band would not be playing again soon.

The band has cancelled all plans for future concerts.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-20/bono-injuries-worse-than-first-thought/5907420

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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:50 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse

Did they change the story?

He will require intensive and progressive therapy, however a full recovery is expected," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759673)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Wild Snowy Turdskin Plaza

his massive 5" lifts probably got caught in the spokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756513)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets

cr. like a circus clown riding in stilts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756514)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: opaque filthy cumskin feces



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:26 AM
Author: curious sanctuary striped hyena

In hindsight it is incredibly mind-blowing that this guy was made Time's Person of the Year.

Like seriously what the Hell was up with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756515)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets

cr

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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:32 AM
Author: Zippy peach trailer park

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756525)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Frozen mint native



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: 180 dysfunction

LOL at the author trolling with that reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756718)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: angry old irish cottage cuckoldry



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets

cr 180

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Date: November 20th, 2014 7:06 AM
Author: Comical buff box office blood rage

disgrace to the irish with those faggy brittle bones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756577)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 7:12 AM
Author: charismatic garrison

So cool he wears sunglasses in the oval office.

https://emilylhauserinmyhead.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/bono-obama1.jpg

What a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756581)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Slimy burgundy pisswyrm

He always wears them because he has an eye condition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756893)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets

those sunglasses literally shattered his eye orbit. fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756900)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: 180 dysfunction

Where The Streets Have No (Bike) Lanes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756721)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: Zippy peach trailer park

(Now I have) Vertigo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756787)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: arousing unhinged newt

wtf he fell off a bike and paralyzed himself? did he ride off a five story building?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756749)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:07 AM
Author: Comical buff box office blood rage

he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitlib swerved to avoid hitting a pigeon or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756755)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets

he runs into shit all the time with those sunglasses on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756878)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: angry old irish cottage cuckoldry



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:09 AM
Author: insane roast beef clown

Sonny Bono - died skiing

Bono - died biking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756888)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: lilac hospital

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757408)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: lavender massive kitchen

xo central park sidewalks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757427)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Lake Jet-lagged Base Reading Party

WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR WILD BICYCLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757492)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Amber becky theatre

He must now sue NYC, US style, for about 1bn$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758692)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Orange cruel-hearted bawdyhouse

liking U2 when you're a teenager is fine. the early albums are pretty decent and they appeal to heightened emotional states all kids experience.

adult U2 fans, jesus fucking christ. it's in an elite group of instant signaling for being a complete, irredeemable tool. the women who love them trend toward fat and the dudes are 90% closet cases who probably pledged their heart to jesus at some point in their early years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758969)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse

Never thought about it that way before. I liked their early to mid career stuff into my twenties but now rarely listen to any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759642)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: histrionic toaster university

Probably an IRA hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758974)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: hyperactive market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759279)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Orange cruel-hearted bawdyhouse

most irish people wish he was dead, not just political militants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759294)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pearl Boltzmann Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759591)