\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

bono bane of ireland hilariously bicycles self into paralysis

U2 frontman Bono has undergone hours of surgery and will nee...
exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma
  11/20/14
Did they change the story? He will require intensive and ...
Henna Cocky School Cafeteria
  11/20/14
his massive 5" lifts probably got caught in the spokes
Garnet Arousing Genital Piercing Athletic Conference
  11/20/14
cr. like a circus clown riding in stilts
exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma
  11/20/14
...
Concupiscible bronze school
  11/20/14
In hindsight it is incredibly mind-blowing that this guy was...
heady khaki theatre
  11/20/14
cr
exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma
  11/20/14
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
Learning disabled charismatic station jew
  11/20/14
...
exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma
  11/20/14
...
boyish location
  11/20/14
LOL at the author trolling with that reference.
outnumbered flesh fat ankles whorehouse
  11/20/14
...
copper incel
  11/20/14
cr 180
exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma
  11/20/14
disgrace to the irish with those faggy brittle bones
aqua principal's office
  11/20/14
So cool he wears sunglasses in the oval office. https://e...
twisted pit windowlicker
  11/20/14
He always wears them because he has an eye condition.
emerald adulterous selfie tattoo
  11/20/14
those sunglasses literally shattered his eye orbit. fag
exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma
  11/20/14
Where The Streets Have No (Bike) Lanes
outnumbered flesh fat ankles whorehouse
  11/20/14
(Now I have) Vertigo
Learning disabled charismatic station jew
  11/20/14
wtf he fell off a bike and paralyzed himself? did he ride of...
splenetic comical parlour
  11/20/14
he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitli...
aqua principal's office
  11/20/14
he runs into shit all the time with those sunglasses on
exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma
  11/20/14
...
copper incel
  11/20/14
Sonny Bono - died skiing Bono - died biking
Razzmatazz Arrogant Kitty
  11/20/14
:(
rusted vigorous double fault
  11/20/14
xo central park sidewalks
honey-headed garrison becky
  11/20/14
WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR WILD BICYCLES
Avocado excitant state
  11/20/14
He must now sue NYC, US style, for about 1bn$.
silver histrionic public bath
  11/20/14
liking U2 when you're a teenager is fine. the early albums a...
Aquamarine Hyperactive Locale Telephone
  11/20/14
Never thought about it that way before. I liked their early ...
Henna Cocky School Cafeteria
  11/20/14
Probably an IRA hit
balding partner business firm
  11/20/14
...
offensive macaca address
  11/20/14
most irish people wish he was dead, not just political milit...
Aquamarine Hyperactive Locale Telephone
  11/20/14
...
exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma
  11/20/14


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 6:23 AM
Author: exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma

U2 frontman Bono has undergone hours of surgery and will need intensive therapy after a bicycle accident, his doctor says, revealing worse injuries than previously thought.

Bono — whose top hits with U2 include Sunday Bloody Sunday — fell off his bicycle on Sunday in New York's Central Park as the band prepared for a week of appearances on NBC's The Tonight Show.

His doctor said Bono had five hours of surgery on Sunday in which his elbow was washed out and an arm bone repaired with three metal plates and 18 screws.

The 54-year-old Irish singer then had surgery the next day on his left hand.

Orthopaedic surgeon Dean Lorich from New York Presbyterian Hospital said Bono also injured his left shoulder blade and the orbit of his eye was fractured.

"He will require intensive and progressive therapy, and a full recovery is unlikely," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine.

In an earlier statement on Bono's accident, U2's three other members said they expected the band would not be playing again soon.

The band has cancelled all plans for future concerts.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-20/bono-injuries-worse-than-first-thought/5907420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756511)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 5:50 PM
Author: Henna Cocky School Cafeteria

Did they change the story?

He will require intensive and progressive therapy, however a full recovery is expected," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759673)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Garnet Arousing Genital Piercing Athletic Conference

his massive 5" lifts probably got caught in the spokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756513)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 6:25 AM
Author: exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma

cr. like a circus clown riding in stilts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756514)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible bronze school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757425)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 6:26 AM
Author: heady khaki theatre

In hindsight it is incredibly mind-blowing that this guy was made Time's Person of the Year.

Like seriously what the Hell was up with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756515)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756527)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 6:32 AM
Author: Learning disabled charismatic station jew

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756525)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756528)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: boyish location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756644)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: outnumbered flesh fat ankles whorehouse

LOL at the author trolling with that reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756718)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: copper incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756772)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma

cr 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756906)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 7:06 AM
Author: aqua principal's office

disgrace to the irish with those faggy brittle bones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756577)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 7:12 AM
Author: twisted pit windowlicker

So cool he wears sunglasses in the oval office.

https://emilylhauserinmyhead.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/bono-obama1.jpg

What a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756581)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: emerald adulterous selfie tattoo

He always wears them because he has an eye condition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756893)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma

those sunglasses literally shattered his eye orbit. fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756900)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: outnumbered flesh fat ankles whorehouse

Where The Streets Have No (Bike) Lanes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756721)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: Learning disabled charismatic station jew

(Now I have) Vertigo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756787)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: splenetic comical parlour

wtf he fell off a bike and paralyzed himself? did he ride off a five story building?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756749)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:07 AM
Author: aqua principal's office

he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitlib swerved to avoid hitting a pigeon or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756755)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma

he runs into shit all the time with those sunglasses on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756878)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: copper incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756881)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Arrogant Kitty

Sonny Bono - died skiing

Bono - died biking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756888)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: rusted vigorous double fault

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757408)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: honey-headed garrison becky

xo central park sidewalks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757427)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Avocado excitant state

WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR WILD BICYCLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757492)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: silver histrionic public bath

He must now sue NYC, US style, for about 1bn$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758692)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine Hyperactive Locale Telephone

liking U2 when you're a teenager is fine. the early albums are pretty decent and they appeal to heightened emotional states all kids experience.

adult U2 fans, jesus fucking christ. it's in an elite group of instant signaling for being a complete, irredeemable tool. the women who love them trend toward fat and the dudes are 90% closet cases who probably pledged their heart to jesus at some point in their early years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758969)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Henna Cocky School Cafeteria

Never thought about it that way before. I liked their early to mid career stuff into my twenties but now rarely listen to any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759642)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: balding partner business firm

Probably an IRA hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758974)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: offensive macaca address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759279)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine Hyperactive Locale Telephone

most irish people wish he was dead, not just political militants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759294)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: exhilarant swollen plaza friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759591)