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U2 frontman Bono has undergone hours of surgery and will nee...
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Did they change the story? He will require intensive and ...
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his massive 5" lifts probably got caught in the spokes
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cr. like a circus clown riding in stilts
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In hindsight it is incredibly mind-blowing that this guy was...
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SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
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LOL at the author trolling with that reference.
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cr 180
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disgrace to the irish with those faggy brittle bones
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So cool he wears sunglasses in the oval office. https://e...
lascivious skinny woman orchestra pit
  11/20/14
He always wears them because he has an eye condition.
Self-centered alcoholic affirmative action son of senegal
  11/20/14
those sunglasses literally shattered his eye orbit. fag
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Where The Streets Have No (Bike) Lanes
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(Now I have) Vertigo
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wtf he fell off a bike and paralyzed himself? did he ride of...
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he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitli...
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he runs into shit all the time with those sunglasses on
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Sonny Bono - died skiing Bono - died biking
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xo central park sidewalks
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WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR WILD BICYCLES
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He must now sue NYC, US style, for about 1bn$.
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Probably an IRA hit
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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:23 AM
Author: khaki exciting stead stock car

U2 frontman Bono has undergone hours of surgery and will need intensive therapy after a bicycle accident, his doctor says, revealing worse injuries than previously thought.

Bono — whose top hits with U2 include Sunday Bloody Sunday — fell off his bicycle on Sunday in New York's Central Park as the band prepared for a week of appearances on NBC's The Tonight Show.

His doctor said Bono had five hours of surgery on Sunday in which his elbow was washed out and an arm bone repaired with three metal plates and 18 screws.

The 54-year-old Irish singer then had surgery the next day on his left hand.

Orthopaedic surgeon Dean Lorich from New York Presbyterian Hospital said Bono also injured his left shoulder blade and the orbit of his eye was fractured.

"He will require intensive and progressive therapy, and a full recovery is unlikely," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine.

In an earlier statement on Bono's accident, U2's three other members said they expected the band would not be playing again soon.

The band has cancelled all plans for future concerts.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-20/bono-injuries-worse-than-first-thought/5907420

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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring orange senate

Did they change the story?

He will require intensive and progressive therapy, however a full recovery is expected," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759673)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Twinkling Razzmatazz Crackhouse

his massive 5" lifts probably got caught in the spokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756513)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:25 AM
Author: khaki exciting stead stock car

cr. like a circus clown riding in stilts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756514)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Pink supple party of the first part sanctuary



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:26 AM
Author: swollen razzle-dazzle mediation

In hindsight it is incredibly mind-blowing that this guy was made Time's Person of the Year.

Like seriously what the Hell was up with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756515)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: khaki exciting stead stock car

cr

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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:32 AM
Author: Massive shitlib stain

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756525)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: khaki exciting stead stock car



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Filthy Irradiated Main People Trump Supporter



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: titillating step-uncle's house

LOL at the author trolling with that reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756718)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: Amethyst athletic conference trust fund



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: khaki exciting stead stock car

cr 180

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Date: November 20th, 2014 7:06 AM
Author: ocher menage sandwich

disgrace to the irish with those faggy brittle bones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756577)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 7:12 AM
Author: lascivious skinny woman orchestra pit

So cool he wears sunglasses in the oval office.

https://emilylhauserinmyhead.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/bono-obama1.jpg

What a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756581)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Self-centered alcoholic affirmative action son of senegal

He always wears them because he has an eye condition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756893)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: khaki exciting stead stock car

those sunglasses literally shattered his eye orbit. fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756900)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: titillating step-uncle's house

Where The Streets Have No (Bike) Lanes

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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: Massive shitlib stain

(Now I have) Vertigo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756787)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: sooty rambunctious jewess marketing idea

wtf he fell off a bike and paralyzed himself? did he ride off a five story building?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756749)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:07 AM
Author: ocher menage sandwich

he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitlib swerved to avoid hitting a pigeon or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756755)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: khaki exciting stead stock car

he runs into shit all the time with those sunglasses on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756878)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Amethyst athletic conference trust fund



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:09 AM
Author: appetizing legal warrant church

Sonny Bono - died skiing

Bono - died biking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756888)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: shaky rebellious mother

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757408)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: marvelous useless brakes old irish cottage

xo central park sidewalks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757427)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: maroon laser beams elastic band

WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR WILD BICYCLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26757492)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest friendly grandma

He must now sue NYC, US style, for about 1bn$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758692)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: outnumbered theater quadroon

liking U2 when you're a teenager is fine. the early albums are pretty decent and they appeal to heightened emotional states all kids experience.

adult U2 fans, jesus fucking christ. it's in an elite group of instant signaling for being a complete, irredeemable tool. the women who love them trend toward fat and the dudes are 90% closet cases who probably pledged their heart to jesus at some point in their early years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758969)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring orange senate

Never thought about it that way before. I liked their early to mid career stuff into my twenties but now rarely listen to any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759642)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: walnut bateful university

Probably an IRA hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758974)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: pearl doctorate kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759279)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: outnumbered theater quadroon

most irish people wish he was dead, not just political militants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759294)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: khaki exciting stead stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759591)