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He always wears them because he has an eye condition.
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he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitli...
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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:23 AM
Author: Spruce zombie-like hall gaming laptop

U2 frontman Bono has undergone hours of surgery and will need intensive therapy after a bicycle accident, his doctor says, revealing worse injuries than previously thought.

Bono — whose top hits with U2 include Sunday Bloody Sunday — fell off his bicycle on Sunday in New York's Central Park as the band prepared for a week of appearances on NBC's The Tonight Show.

His doctor said Bono had five hours of surgery on Sunday in which his elbow was washed out and an arm bone repaired with three metal plates and 18 screws.

The 54-year-old Irish singer then had surgery the next day on his left hand.

Orthopaedic surgeon Dean Lorich from New York Presbyterian Hospital said Bono also injured his left shoulder blade and the orbit of his eye was fractured.

"He will require intensive and progressive therapy, and a full recovery is unlikely," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine.

In an earlier statement on Bono's accident, U2's three other members said they expected the band would not be playing again soon.

The band has cancelled all plans for future concerts.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-20/bono-injuries-worse-than-first-thought/5907420

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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:50 PM
Author: adventurous rigor

Did they change the story?

He will require intensive and progressive therapy, however a full recovery is expected," the doctor said in a statement first reported by Rolling Stone magazine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759673)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: purple dead senate

his massive 5" lifts probably got caught in the spokes

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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:25 AM
Author: Spruce zombie-like hall gaming laptop

cr. like a circus clown riding in stilts

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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:26 AM
Author: stirring indigo juggernaut really tough guy

In hindsight it is incredibly mind-blowing that this guy was made Time's Person of the Year.

Like seriously what the Hell was up with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756515)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: Spruce zombie-like hall gaming laptop

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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:32 AM
Author: bright insanely creepy partner

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY

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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:33 AM
Author: Spruce zombie-like hall gaming laptop



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:05 AM
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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: shimmering flatulent athletic conference

LOL at the author trolling with that reference.

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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:17 AM
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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Spruce zombie-like hall gaming laptop

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Date: November 20th, 2014 7:06 AM
Author: Mischievous Base Haunted Graveyard

disgrace to the irish with those faggy brittle bones

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Date: November 20th, 2014 7:12 AM
Author: chestnut principal's office

So cool he wears sunglasses in the oval office.

https://emilylhauserinmyhead.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/bono-obama1.jpg

What a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756581)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: red exciting bbw international law enforcement agency

He always wears them because he has an eye condition.

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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Spruce zombie-like hall gaming laptop

those sunglasses literally shattered his eye orbit. fag

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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:53 AM
Author: shimmering flatulent athletic conference

Where The Streets Have No (Bike) Lanes

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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: bright insanely creepy partner

(Now I have) Vertigo

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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: pale double fault

wtf he fell off a bike and paralyzed himself? did he ride off a five story building?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756749)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:07 AM
Author: Mischievous Base Haunted Graveyard

he fell off the bike in central park. presumably this shitlib swerved to avoid hitting a pigeon or something

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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: Spruce zombie-like hall gaming laptop

he runs into shit all the time with those sunglasses on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26756878)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: pontificating mad cow disease menage



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:09 AM
Author: disrespectful provocative brethren

Sonny Bono - died skiing

Bono - died biking

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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: topaz library

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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Hairless Walnut Genital Piercing Cuck

xo central park sidewalks

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Date: November 20th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Turquoise Crackhouse

WHO'S GONNA RIDE YOUR WILD BICYCLES

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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pisswyrm Locus

He must now sue NYC, US style, for about 1bn$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758692)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Mahogany Stubborn Jap Boistinker

liking U2 when you're a teenager is fine. the early albums are pretty decent and they appeal to heightened emotional states all kids experience.

adult U2 fans, jesus fucking christ. it's in an elite group of instant signaling for being a complete, irredeemable tool. the women who love them trend toward fat and the dudes are 90% closet cases who probably pledged their heart to jesus at some point in their early years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26758969)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: adventurous rigor

Never thought about it that way before. I liked their early to mid career stuff into my twenties but now rarely listen to any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759642)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: puce space

Probably an IRA hit

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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Well-lubricated house



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Date: November 20th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Mahogany Stubborn Jap Boistinker

most irish people wish he was dead, not just political militants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732867&forum_id=2#26759294)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Spruce zombie-like hall gaming laptop



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