What should I have on my resume before MBA application?
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Date: November 20th, 2014 2:20 PM Author: Lascivious Citrine Meetinghouse Sex Offender
The ideal MBA resume is:
- Ivy or similar undergrad with a GPA between 3.5 and 3.8 in a quantitative major, but not engineering (to screen out FOBs)
- 2 to 3 years at one of MBB
- 1 to 2 years doing something at a start-up or non- profit
- GMAT between 730 and 770 (below and it hurts their numbers, above and they suspect you are an FOB)
- No more than 26 years old
This is the closest thing there is to a guaranteed HBS or Stanford admit. Obviously as you move down the food chain you need fewer of the above, but all of the top 20ish schools want the same thing. Below the top 20 and all you need is the ability to take on six figure debt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758204)
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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Racy slimy field psychic
Urban Dictionary:
FOB of the Fobulous variety:
- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language
- You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends
- You listen to Asian pop as well as American music
- You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture
- You are a good dancer
- You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race
- You are a good designer and have superior Html skills
- You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed
- For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being
- You have lots of Asian pride
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758576) |
Date: November 20th, 2014 3:29 PM Author: rambunctious therapy new version
navy seal
work at white house
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758616) |
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