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What should I have on my resume before MBA application?
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Date: November 20th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Odious station What could I have on there that'll make admissions people nut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758057) |
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Date: November 20th, 2014 2:20 PM Author: plum mind-boggling factory reset button The ideal MBA resume is:
- Ivy or similar undergrad with a GPA between 3.5 and 3.8 in a quantitative major, but not engineering (to screen out FOBs) - 2 to 3 years at one of MBB - 1 to 2 years doing something at a start-up or non- profit - GMAT between 730 and 770 (below and it hurts their numbers, above and they suspect you are an FOB) - No more than 26 years old
This is the closest thing there is to a guaranteed HBS or Stanford admit. Obviously as you move down the food chain you need fewer of the above, but all of the top 20ish schools want the same thing. Below the top 20 and all you need is the ability to take on six figure debt.
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Date: November 20th, 2014 2:52 PM Author: umber titillating chapel this is very cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758375) |
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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: Poppy sickened place of business Then what about the smart, honest, white, non-Jewish engineer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758624) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 2:25 PM Author: plum mind-boggling factory reset button Not exactly sure what your getting at. The profile above strongly selects for white dudes on average. Of course a women or URM with the above profile would be even more of an auto admit, but probably >80% of the people who fit that mold are white dudes.
As far as white engineers go, I've yet to meet one with a GPA over 3.3 or so (myself included), unless their from Eastern Europe. Blame our crappy HS level math educations. |
Date: November 20th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Anal macaca garrison Pro @ IFNB (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758060) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 2:32 PM Author: rebellious candlestick maker mexican cr, or at least some good showings in respected amateur contests like the Rumble or BeefBoy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26765817) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 2:47 PM Author: Anal macaca garrison honestly at lower M7 schools like CBS you can get away with an Amateur Rumble honorable mention as long as your cock control #s are decent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26765939) |
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Date: November 20th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: curious offensive halford site What B school do you need to cop MBB afterwards like 50% of the time? Assume not aspie, attractive white male. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758371) |
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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: indigo internet-worthy faggotry I would guess that at HSW and Kellogg, probably 50%+ the grads who go into consulting go to MBB
e.g 18% of the graduating class at Northwestern went to MBB in 2011 or 2012 (whichever year this represents) http://gmatclub.com/forum/top-consulting-school-by-placement-at-mbb-138975.html, and they probably send 30ish % of their class to consulting firms |
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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:28 PM Author: Poppy sickened place of business Why NW Kellogg(processed-to-death cereals or construction?) and not some other b-school instead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758610) |
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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Poppy sickened place of business Urban Dictionary:
FOB of the Fobulous variety:
- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride |
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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:29 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Misunderstood Corner navy seal
work at white house |
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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:34 PM Author: Poppy sickened place of business sad if everyone would hysterically scramble to be near the prestige and power of the President, like the nobility to Louis XIV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758651) |