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What should I have on my resume before MBA application?

What could I have on there that'll make admissions people nu...
Jet-lagged bat-shit-crazy round eye box office
  11/20/14
The ideal MBA resume is: - Ivy or similar undergrad with ...
Domesticated reading party
  11/20/14
this is very cr
snowy bawdyhouse patrolman
  11/20/14
Then what about the smart, honest, white, non-Jewish enginee...
unholy pozpig
  11/20/14
Not exactly sure what your getting at. The profile above st...
Domesticated reading party
  11/21/14
Pro @ IFNB
contagious mint kitchen
  11/20/14
cr, or at least some good showings in respected amateur cont...
lemon hall nowag
  11/21/14
honestly at lower M7 schools like CBS you can get away with ...
contagious mint kitchen
  11/21/14
What B school do you need to cop MBB afterwards like 50% of ...
aggressive racy range jewess
  11/20/14
I would guess that at HSW and Kellogg, probably 50%+ the gra...
low-t address goyim
  11/20/14
Why NW Kellogg(processed-to-death cereals or construction?) ...
unholy pozpig
  11/20/14
Urban Dictionary: FOB of the Fobulous variety: - You s...
unholy pozpig
  11/20/14
navy seal work at white house
angry casino double fault
  11/20/14
sad if everyone would hysterically scramble to be near the p...
unholy pozpig
  11/20/14


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Date: November 20th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bat-shit-crazy round eye box office

What could I have on there that'll make admissions people nut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758057)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Domesticated reading party

The ideal MBA resume is:

- Ivy or similar undergrad with a GPA between 3.5 and 3.8 in a quantitative major, but not engineering (to screen out FOBs)

- 2 to 3 years at one of MBB

- 1 to 2 years doing something at a start-up or non- profit

- GMAT between 730 and 770 (below and it hurts their numbers, above and they suspect you are an FOB)

- No more than 26 years old

This is the closest thing there is to a guaranteed HBS or Stanford admit. Obviously as you move down the food chain you need fewer of the above, but all of the top 20ish schools want the same thing. Below the top 20 and all you need is the ability to take on six figure debt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758204)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: snowy bawdyhouse patrolman

this is very cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758375)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: unholy pozpig

Then what about the smart, honest, white, non-Jewish engineer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758624)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Domesticated reading party

Not exactly sure what your getting at. The profile above strongly selects for white dudes on average. Of course a women or URM with the above profile would be even more of an auto admit, but probably >80% of the people who fit that mold are white dudes.

As far as white engineers go, I've yet to meet one with a GPA over 3.3 or so (myself included), unless their from Eastern Europe. Blame our crappy HS level math educations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26765759)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: contagious mint kitchen

Pro @ IFNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758060)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: lemon hall nowag

cr, or at least some good showings in respected amateur contests like the Rumble or BeefBoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26765817)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: contagious mint kitchen

honestly at lower M7 schools like CBS you can get away with an Amateur Rumble honorable mention as long as your cock control #s are decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26765939)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: aggressive racy range jewess

What B school do you need to cop MBB afterwards like 50% of the time? Assume not aspie, attractive white male.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758371)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: low-t address goyim

I would guess that at HSW and Kellogg, probably 50%+ the grads who go into consulting go to MBB

e.g 18% of the graduating class at Northwestern went to MBB in 2011 or 2012 (whichever year this represents) http://gmatclub.com/forum/top-consulting-school-by-placement-at-mbb-138975.html, and they probably send 30ish % of their class to consulting firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758505)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: unholy pozpig

Why NW Kellogg(processed-to-death cereals or construction?) and not some other b-school instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758610)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: unholy pozpig

Urban Dictionary:

FOB of the Fobulous variety:

- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language

- You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends

- You listen to Asian pop as well as American music

- You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture

- You are a good dancer

- You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race

- You are a good designer and have superior Html skills

- You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed

- For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being

- You have lots of Asian pride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758576)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: angry casino double fault

navy seal

work at white house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758616)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: unholy pozpig

sad if everyone would hysterically scramble to be near the prestige and power of the President, like the nobility to Louis XIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2733085&forum_id=2#26758651)