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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich decided we needed to do a financing deal by year end. had a call with the partner about it and requested draft deal docs by next week. partner is en route to thanksgiving festivities. some poor associate's holidays are about to be ruined.
so happy i don't work biglaw anymore. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: amber beady-eyed pistol Translation: Look at me. I have the power to fuck people. I'm so important. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797386) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Bull headed bistre school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797405) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:54 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich i don't call the shot on when to do deals. management does.
but yes, it's nice to not be on the other side of getting ass fucked on holidays. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: amber beady-eyed pistol And yet you bathe in the reflected glow of their power, pretending its yours, if only a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797578) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:16 PM Author: passionate liquid oxygen love of her life the moon itself literally only reflects the sun's light. i find it heartrendingly poetic :))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797639) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: dashing brindle native generalized bond 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798400) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:26 PM Author: shivering milky school cafeteria 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798544) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798836) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy useless brunch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807345) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 11:42 AM Author: dashing brindle native generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206481) |
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Date: February 17th, 2016 9:55 PM Author: passionate liquid oxygen love of her life holy shit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29854897) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:45 PM Author: sepia fragrant really tough guy tattoo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094022) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: rough-skinned swashbuckling potus roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819030) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich where in this do you see me gloating about it? i don't take pleasure in ruining somebody's weekend and it's not like i waited to do this on purpose.
i used to be on the other side of it. i'm just relieved that i am no longer have to put up w/ it. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Bull headed bistre school Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: nutella
where in this do you see me gloating about it? i don't take pleasure in ruining somebody's weekend and it's not like i waited to do this on purpose. i used to be on the other side of it. i'm just relieved that i am no longer have to put up w/ it. |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:00 PM Author: passionate liquid oxygen love of her life Der Mond kommt still gegangen, mit seinem gold'nen Schein ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819091) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:02 PM Author: deep pit brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798374) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: dashing brindle native generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798398) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798838) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:40 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206724) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:44 PM Author: naked fat ankles half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31093999) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:08 PM Author: electric metal indian lodge dingle berry titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094195) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:08 PM Author: electric metal indian lodge dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598835) |
Date: November 25th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Giraffe Wagecucks lol sucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797371) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: carnelian son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797373) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: Bull headed bistre school lol i love your life! #blessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797394) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Puce haunted graveyard #hashtagsarefordouchebags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797655) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: bipolar curious gay wizard #notblessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798832) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: vermilion station therapy I billed 12 hours my first thanksgiving in BigLaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797398) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle dragon institution 1st year: excited for the new opportunity, eagerly bill 12 hours on Tgiving 2nd year: burnt out, begrudgingly bill 12 hours on Tgiving 3rd year: fired |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 1:02 PM Author: Hairraiser rehab faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206814) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:06 PM Author: vivacious cordovan whorehouse 3rd year: killself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598828) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: buck-toothed volcanic crater wait , *you* decided this? wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797403) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:55 PM Author: vermilion station therapy Nah, she had to execute on a decision made by someone else. She has a budget so spent the money to make it happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797419) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: buck-toothed volcanic crater ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798302) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Self-absorbed Irate Kitchen why doesn't he do it today and tomorrow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797428) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:10 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich i guess s/he can try to cram it in but there's a few moving parts that prob won't allow all the docs to be completely drafted by tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797592) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:01 PM Author: crystalline theater plenty of time to work on it today, tomorrow and on saturday and sunday so that he can have thursday and friday off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797482) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich it's amazing how warped your views become when in biglaw. i had the same mentality then. most people would consider having to work the weekend of thanksgiving as having their holiday ruined, but not biglawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797565) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:10 PM Author: crystalline theater i generally don't mind working extra so long as i get the days that i need. i would absolutely refuse to work on thursday for anything. and i'd ideally like to have friday. past that would be nice, but not must haves if something important had to get done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797586) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:11 PM Author: maniacal space Twist: it's not important if you're on a salary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797603) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: frum concupiscible cumskin kitty cat what happens if you went out of town to visit fam or wanted to hang out with friends back where you grew up etc.? working thanksgiving weekend is a bit diff than working any random weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797606) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: crystalline theater i mean look i'd love to have them, but i am always local for thanksgiving, and while i'd be annoyed, it wouldn't be a complete disaster if i had to do work saturday and sunday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797620) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:16 PM Author: frum concupiscible cumskin kitty cat well i guess if you're local, it's fine. for a lot of people, having to work a lot when you're out of town just blows. you've invested lots of money on a plane tic so you can get away -- yet you're not even away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797641) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: crystalline theater yeah i can see that. i'm just saying that for myself, 2 days off that week is enough. it's not ideal, but it's not going to make me feel insane either. but point taken on the travel issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797658) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:22 PM Author: frum concupiscible cumskin kitty cat yeah, the point tho is that one bro's thanksgiving 4-day weekend getting fucked is another bro's weekend with his bros getting fuck up. biglaw fire drills suck, either way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797689) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:14 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich and this is the right mentality to have when in biglaw. after you get out though, you suddenly realize what a warped view it is and most of corporate america would be screaming bloody murder if they couldn't get 4 days off for thanksgiving. most people make plans to be away the whole 4 days or are hosting family/friends in town then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797634) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Bull headed bistre school thank you for reminding us how much biglaw can suck at times. but this thread isn't about that. lets get back to talking about how amazing your life is! #blessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797647) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: dashing brindle native generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798408) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:13 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798846) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: crystalline theater that's fine. i wouldn't scream bloody murder about that because it's not that big a deal to me. i'd scream about them trying to fuck my one long vacation a year, or my long weekend with the guys i grew up with every year, or the bachelor party for my best friend, etc.
2 extra days off for thanksgiving i can take or leave if i get the days i really want. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:19 PM Author: Thirsty Piazza Boistinker I'm probably going to do some work this weekend just because I don't feel like rushing through it today and tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797667) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: slap-happy elastic band oh stfu, you never cracked 2000 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797878) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: Flatulent University Fanboi #NoTurkeyNoJustice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797489) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Dark Comical Boiling Water Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798261) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:30 PM Author: amber beady-eyed pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798570) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:45 AM Author: racy painfully honest theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803439) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: Bull headed bistre school this is why im not compatible with girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797530) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: startled territorial office Why are you perpetuating this shit environment if you rail against it? Deal could easily get done by year end without him working this weekend. Just a fake deadline by you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797656) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: frum concupiscible cumskin kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797662) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:20 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich oh ok, i guess i should just tell my boss who told me to call today, "sorry, i'm not going to call them until monday." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797675) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: startled territorial office You can't control your boss obviously you gook but you could say "hey boss, I did these deals all the time. There is absolutely no reason why they couldn't start doing this work next Monday and have plenty of time to finish by year end. Why don't we give em a break?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797700) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Bull headed bistre school lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797706) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: crystalline theater http://mysuddenattackofconscience.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/grinch1.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797707) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: startled territorial office Look I'm not trying to be a dumb shitlib here but if we want this shitty environment to change it had to start somewhere. Even if Nutella tried and failed it woulda been better than her doing it and then gleefully posting about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797733) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:40 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich lol shitlibs.
"change has to start somewhere!"
yeah, sorry buddy, your assumption is that i want to change the system. alas, that is not my goal. i cannot change the system nor do i care to. i just want to be on the right side of the system. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: startled territorial office (Moon faced gook) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797826) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: frum concupiscible cumskin kitty cat " i cannot change the system nor do i care to. i just want to be on the right side of the system."
- heinrich himmler |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:49 PM Author: brass stimulating coffee pot library (every Asian person since the beginning of time) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797868) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:54 PM Author: slap-happy elastic band lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797900) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: dashing brindle native generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798414) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Fishy tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798418) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: olive parlor sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798439) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:13 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798849) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:40 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206730) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:44 PM Author: naked fat ankles half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094005) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:02 PM Author: Wonderful turquoise corner dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819103) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich one, i don't do these deals "all the time." in fact, i never even did any corporate work until in-house so i have no fucking clue how long these deals take.
second, my boss emails the partner yesterday explaining the deal and the partner proactively proposes a call today and my boss responds, "nutella will walk through this."
so i'm going to march into my boss's office who's been w/ this company from the beginning and has done every deal for them, insisting that "we give them a break" b/c "i do these deals all the time, so i know" (despite never having done any of these deals ever), and then tell the partner who is eager to put some associate to work, "hey, happy thanksgiving, let's talk on monday!!"
#thingsthatneverhappenIRL |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Thirsty Piazza Boistinker jfc. your job is supposedly "chill as fuck" as you like to remind us all the fucking time. if it really was you'd ignore these stupid fucking requests or at least blow the deadline by a few weeks. it's not like your faggot company is going to go bankrupt because you didn't go chink all over this associate's ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798240) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:00 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich xo2014 millenials: "chill as fuck" job means literally doing no work and ignoring requests from boss to take a 30 min phone call. that's why y'all are all unemployed.
instead, i choose to do a 30 min conference call and then poast on xoxo for the rest of the morning so i can continue to get paid. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Thirsty Piazza Boistinker I'm older and make more money than you but yea you've got the whole world figured out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798396) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:43 PM Author: Arrogant adulterous candlestick maker sandwich of course, this is xoxo and you're a pumo so you can poast whatever you want about your age and your salary.
i don't have the whole world figured out, but i do know a thing or two about hanging onto a job. just a hint...that doesn't involve blowing off simple requests from the ceo so i can help out the lifestyle of outside counsel whom they pay btwn $500-900/hr specifically to be available 24/7. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:09 PM Author: Thirsty Piazza Boistinker yea you know how to approach work like a chink. that's why you'll never have a job that doesn't involve following orders.
but i'm a pumo so I must be an unemployed virgin basement dweller so what the fuck do I know. |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: big flushed plaza rigpig Being a pumo means you can't just make outrageous claims about your life and expect people to believe them. It's the trade-off for never having to be held accountable for your past words. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807321) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: vermilion station therapy This is how it works. How it works isn't great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807392) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Thirsty Piazza Boistinker yea, or just don't do it. you suck at being a jerkoff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797705) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: frum concupiscible cumskin kitty cat "i was just following orders," said every nazi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797708) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:25 PM Author: passionate liquid oxygen love of her life said every *IDF soldier spiking palestinian babies on bayonets
ftfy |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: frum concupiscible cumskin kitty cat http://www.debbieschlussel.com/34164/photos-of-itamar-jewish-kids-massacred-by-palestinians-this-is-what-peace-w-muslims-looks-like/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797735) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Locus Goal In Life my thanksgiving will be ruined by one of my cases, and as if to emphasize the point, the partners gave me two more cases to handle over thanksgiving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797716) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:26 PM Author: Thriller hospital chad First draft of a suite of docs for a financing deal shouldn't take more than a day or two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797724) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:30 PM Author: Diverse dull stage (transactional wonk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797755) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: bright internal respiration Cunt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797737) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:29 PM Author: Diverse dull stage Thoughts and prayers to the associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797752) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:54 PM Author: anal house-broken center windowlicker Hopefully they find some super study azn who doesn't celebrate thanksgiving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797898) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: misanthropic saffron pervert business firm Why don't you push back and say it can be a week later? Wtf difference does it make if timeliness is just year end. This is why people suck. They setup these fake deadlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797952) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Dark Comical Boiling Water Orchestra Pit b/c nutella's duck will taste extra delicious if she knows someone is suffering while she sits in a chinese restaurant withholding sex from her midget husband (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798269) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798856) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy useless brunch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807386) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:41 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206731) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: hilarious topaz hairy legs becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206737) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:44 PM Author: naked fat ankles half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094009) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:02 PM Author: Wonderful turquoise corner dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819099) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Honey-headed International Law Enforcement Agency Theater Stage The real question asshole, is why dont you send these financing deals to me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798268) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Thirsty Piazza Boistinker holy fucking shit are you a lawyer too and do you know nutella irl? that must be so cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798276) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: Sickened mother trump supporter Aren't you still just doing small RE finance deals? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798588) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Honey-headed International Law Enforcement Agency Theater Stage No I do revolvers as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798608) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Sickened mother trump supporter What kind of credits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798886) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 8:45 PM Author: sinister yellow menage For whatever reason use of the word "credits" in this context makes my skin crawl. I have similar reaction when "paper" is used in the lending context as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807086) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: olive parlor sex offender lol at the MAFs itt. Chances are the associate is a shithead too. Your either Penske material or your not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798278) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: Laughsome Clown Puppy this is such a douchey thread
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Soul-stirring Public Bath Enough about the financing, the real question is if you'll allow the associate to cum at all over the holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798399) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: dashing brindle native generalized bond FUCK THERE ARE TOO MANY POSTS ITT TO BUMP pretty much every non nutella post deserves a bump |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:15 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798858) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: hilarious topaz hairy legs becky Bitch. DIAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798425) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:24 PM Author: Heady knife nursing home I would never do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798536) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: olive parlor sex offender I bet this thread makes Julia the maddest of anyone. She don't have that POWER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798893) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Soul-stirring Public Bath But she's 99.9% in salary for her age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798965) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 7:17 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799454) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:41 PM Author: khaki forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206733) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:46 PM Author: shimmering aromatic hell twinkling uncleanness takes all the sport out of trolling against XO women when they do all the heavy lifting for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799056) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 7:20 PM Author: Bull headed bistre school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799472) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 8:29 PM Author: hilarious topaz hairy legs becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799950) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 8:24 AM Author: dashing brindle native generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26802914) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:44 AM Author: demanding cruise ship Enjoy receiving a shit work product from a disgruntled employee and having to review/mark it up for longer than you would have otherwise.
LOL at the TTT "biglaw" working class. A bunch of proles who spend their youth staring at screens, reviewing documents, and throwing their fellow brothers and sisters under the bus, believing their delusion that whoring themselves out to a firm while doing work they hate for endless hours while taking abuse will magically transform them into one of the older white men who run the business.
This thread = dog shit. |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: vermilion station therapy Well, I guess we found the associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803457) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:48 AM Author: demanding cruise ship LOL @ the idea of an Alpha Marathi using language like "will do" and "thanks!"
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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:32 AM Author: hilarious topaz hairy legs becky Lol @ an alpha like MM being anyo e's bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803723) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 12:10 PM Author: Fishy tanning salon LOL @ you, you pathetic little NOWIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803965) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: racy painfully honest theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803510) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: Spectacular Overrated Hissy Fit tried to save some associate dude by putting off a call with our outside counsel until next week, but I have a feeling the partner is probably going to make that dude work over TG anyway with some bs like "let's push the draft forward as much as we can at this point in anticipation of where we might come out"
at one point that partner tried to get me to "maybe carve out an hour on Friday if that wouldn't be too much trouble" gtfo |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: startled territorial office This is the attitude that will eventually make big law better thanks man. Did you tell him to fuck off when he asked about the Friday call? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803945) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: Spectacular Overrated Hissy Fit i just ignored what he was asking and responded with a "let's connect early next week" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26804015) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:30 PM Author: histrionic legend fortuitous meteor Partner emailed me this AM about a new financing deal where we need to turn the deal docs next week. Fortunately, he said we can get started Monday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807741) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:33 PM Author: mahogany slimy casino gaming laptop anyone railing on nutella's company for making some shitty first year work hard during a holiday is fucking retarded. HOWEVER, i find it hilarious that she insinuated, however subtly, that SHE made the decision, when in fact her bosses made the decision and sent her to do their dirty work. lol the definition of pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26808330) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:39 PM Author: bat shit crazy useless brakes Lol. No associate's thanksgiving day will be ruined. And you'll probably paying 2.5x surge pricing on any work done that weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206716) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:11 PM Author: charcoal magical home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819176) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:40 PM Author: Floppy Regret nice retrospective lol at this mentally ill bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206728) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:42 PM Author: hilarious topaz hairy legs becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206734) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 1:09 PM Author: Irradiated duck-like dopamine messiness this thread makes my blood boil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206849) |
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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:15 PM Author: dashing brindle native generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29835782) |
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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: clear cracking ticket booth pisswyrm LOL at the nutella hate itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29835819) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:53 PM Author: sick fuchsia crackhouse preventive strike why? it's justified. It shows the true shittiness of the lawyer and she won't even own up to it, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094103) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM Author: very tactful 180 stain Great bump, love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094161) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:10 PM Author: maniacal space Nutella in the fight of her life ITT to be even more unlikeable than Julia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598851) |