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Associate's Thanksgiving Just Got Ruined
| Histrionic carnelian stage | 11/25/14 |
| 180 Pea-brained Hominid | 11/25/14 |
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| cobalt nubile roommate | 11/25/14 |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage decided we needed to do a financing deal by year end. had a call with the partner about it and requested draft deal docs by next week. partner is en route to thanksgiving festivities. some poor associate's holidays are about to be ruined.
so happy i don't work biglaw anymore. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: 180 Pea-brained Hominid Translation: Look at me. I have the power to fuck people. I'm so important. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797386) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: aphrodisiac medicated crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797405) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:54 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage i don't call the shot on when to do deals. management does.
but yes, it's nice to not be on the other side of getting ass fucked on holidays. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: 180 Pea-brained Hominid And yet you bathe in the reflected glow of their power, pretending its yours, if only a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797578) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:16 PM Author: Thriller area the moon itself literally only reflects the sun's light. i find it heartrendingly poetic :))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797639) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: titillating beta hospital ape 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798400) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:26 PM Author: glittery cuckold 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798544) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798836) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: concupiscible faggot firefighter faggotry lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807345) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 11:42 AM Author: titillating beta hospital ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206481) |
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Date: February 17th, 2016 9:55 PM Author: Thriller area holy shit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29854897) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:45 PM Author: adulterous theater 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094022) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Boyish Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819030) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage where in this do you see me gloating about it? i don't take pleasure in ruining somebody's weekend and it's not like i waited to do this on purpose.
i used to be on the other side of it. i'm just relieved that i am no longer have to put up w/ it. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: aphrodisiac medicated crackhouse Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: nutella
where in this do you see me gloating about it? i don't take pleasure in ruining somebody's weekend and it's not like i waited to do this on purpose. i used to be on the other side of it. i'm just relieved that i am no longer have to put up w/ it. |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:00 PM Author: Thriller area Der Mond kommt still gegangen, mit seinem gold'nen Schein ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819091) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:02 PM Author: Indigo jewess wrinkle brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798374) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: titillating beta hospital ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798398) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798838) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:40 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206724) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:44 PM Author: excitant whorehouse wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31093999) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:08 PM Author: Deep mind-boggling regret titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094195) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:08 PM Author: Deep mind-boggling regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598835) |
Date: November 25th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Silver At-the-ready Shrine lol sucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797371) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: underhanded doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797373) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: aphrodisiac medicated crackhouse lol i love your life! #blessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797394) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: emerald public bath #hashtagsarefordouchebags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797655) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Galvanic mental disorder black woman #notblessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798832) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: Naked location I billed 12 hours my first thanksgiving in BigLaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797398) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: abusive water buffalo 1st year: excited for the new opportunity, eagerly bill 12 hours on Tgiving 2nd year: burnt out, begrudgingly bill 12 hours on Tgiving 3rd year: fired |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 1:02 PM Author: Iridescent Mad-dog Skullcap Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206814) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:06 PM Author: maroon digit ratio corn cake 3rd year: killself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598828) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: claret vivacious stead wait , *you* decided this? wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797403) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:55 PM Author: Naked location Nah, she had to execute on a decision made by someone else. She has a budget so spent the money to make it happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797419) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: claret vivacious stead ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798302) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Costumed Church Building why doesn't he do it today and tomorrow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797428) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:10 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage i guess s/he can try to cram it in but there's a few moving parts that prob won't allow all the docs to be completely drafted by tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797592) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:01 PM Author: passionate hilarious spot new version plenty of time to work on it today, tomorrow and on saturday and sunday so that he can have thursday and friday off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797482) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage it's amazing how warped your views become when in biglaw. i had the same mentality then. most people would consider having to work the weekend of thanksgiving as having their holiday ruined, but not biglawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797565) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:10 PM Author: passionate hilarious spot new version i generally don't mind working extra so long as i get the days that i need. i would absolutely refuse to work on thursday for anything. and i'd ideally like to have friday. past that would be nice, but not must haves if something important had to get done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797586) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:11 PM Author: Geriatric psychic Twist: it's not important if you're on a salary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797603) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Marvelous ultramarine sanctuary what happens if you went out of town to visit fam or wanted to hang out with friends back where you grew up etc.? working thanksgiving weekend is a bit diff than working any random weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797606) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: passionate hilarious spot new version i mean look i'd love to have them, but i am always local for thanksgiving, and while i'd be annoyed, it wouldn't be a complete disaster if i had to do work saturday and sunday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797620) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:16 PM Author: Marvelous ultramarine sanctuary well i guess if you're local, it's fine. for a lot of people, having to work a lot when you're out of town just blows. you've invested lots of money on a plane tic so you can get away -- yet you're not even away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797641) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: passionate hilarious spot new version yeah i can see that. i'm just saying that for myself, 2 days off that week is enough. it's not ideal, but it's not going to make me feel insane either. but point taken on the travel issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797658) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:22 PM Author: Marvelous ultramarine sanctuary yeah, the point tho is that one bro's thanksgiving 4-day weekend getting fucked is another bro's weekend with his bros getting fuck up. biglaw fire drills suck, either way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797689) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:14 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage and this is the right mentality to have when in biglaw. after you get out though, you suddenly realize what a warped view it is and most of corporate america would be screaming bloody murder if they couldn't get 4 days off for thanksgiving. most people make plans to be away the whole 4 days or are hosting family/friends in town then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797634) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: aphrodisiac medicated crackhouse thank you for reminding us how much biglaw can suck at times. but this thread isn't about that. lets get back to talking about how amazing your life is! #blessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797647) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: titillating beta hospital ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798408) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:13 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798846) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: passionate hilarious spot new version that's fine. i wouldn't scream bloody murder about that because it's not that big a deal to me. i'd scream about them trying to fuck my one long vacation a year, or my long weekend with the guys i grew up with every year, or the bachelor party for my best friend, etc.
2 extra days off for thanksgiving i can take or leave if i get the days i really want. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:19 PM Author: federal embarrassed to the bone den masturbator I'm probably going to do some work this weekend just because I don't feel like rushing through it today and tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797667) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Metal Aromatic Goyim Temple oh stfu, you never cracked 2000 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797878) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: Magical fanboi #NoTurkeyNoJustice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797489) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: cerebral brilliant mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798261) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:30 PM Author: 180 Pea-brained Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798570) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:45 AM Author: exciting amber heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803439) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: aphrodisiac medicated crackhouse this is why im not compatible with girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797530) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce space becky Why are you perpetuating this shit environment if you rail against it? Deal could easily get done by year end without him working this weekend. Just a fake deadline by you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797656) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Marvelous ultramarine sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797662) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:20 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage oh ok, i guess i should just tell my boss who told me to call today, "sorry, i'm not going to call them until monday." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797675) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce space becky You can't control your boss obviously you gook but you could say "hey boss, I did these deals all the time. There is absolutely no reason why they couldn't start doing this work next Monday and have plenty of time to finish by year end. Why don't we give em a break?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797700) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: aphrodisiac medicated crackhouse lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797706) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: passionate hilarious spot new version http://mysuddenattackofconscience.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/grinch1.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797707) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce space becky Look I'm not trying to be a dumb shitlib here but if we want this shitty environment to change it had to start somewhere. Even if Nutella tried and failed it woulda been better than her doing it and then gleefully posting about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797733) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:40 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage lol shitlibs.
"change has to start somewhere!"
yeah, sorry buddy, your assumption is that i want to change the system. alas, that is not my goal. i cannot change the system nor do i care to. i just want to be on the right side of the system. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce space becky (Moon faced gook) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797826) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Marvelous ultramarine sanctuary " i cannot change the system nor do i care to. i just want to be on the right side of the system."
- heinrich himmler |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:49 PM Author: curious well-lubricated property legend (every Asian person since the beginning of time) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797868) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:54 PM Author: Metal Aromatic Goyim Temple lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797900) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: titillating beta hospital ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798414) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: lascivious school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798418) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: appetizing coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798439) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:13 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798849) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:40 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206730) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:44 PM Author: excitant whorehouse wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094005) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:02 PM Author: burgundy site hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819103) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage one, i don't do these deals "all the time." in fact, i never even did any corporate work until in-house so i have no fucking clue how long these deals take.
second, my boss emails the partner yesterday explaining the deal and the partner proactively proposes a call today and my boss responds, "nutella will walk through this."
so i'm going to march into my boss's office who's been w/ this company from the beginning and has done every deal for them, insisting that "we give them a break" b/c "i do these deals all the time, so i know" (despite never having done any of these deals ever), and then tell the partner who is eager to put some associate to work, "hey, happy thanksgiving, let's talk on monday!!"
#thingsthatneverhappenIRL |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: federal embarrassed to the bone den masturbator jfc. your job is supposedly "chill as fuck" as you like to remind us all the fucking time. if it really was you'd ignore these stupid fucking requests or at least blow the deadline by a few weeks. it's not like your faggot company is going to go bankrupt because you didn't go chink all over this associate's ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798240) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:00 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage xo2014 millenials: "chill as fuck" job means literally doing no work and ignoring requests from boss to take a 30 min phone call. that's why y'all are all unemployed.
instead, i choose to do a 30 min conference call and then poast on xoxo for the rest of the morning so i can continue to get paid. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: federal embarrassed to the bone den masturbator I'm older and make more money than you but yea you've got the whole world figured out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798396) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:43 PM Author: Histrionic carnelian stage of course, this is xoxo and you're a pumo so you can poast whatever you want about your age and your salary.
i don't have the whole world figured out, but i do know a thing or two about hanging onto a job. just a hint...that doesn't involve blowing off simple requests from the ceo so i can help out the lifestyle of outside counsel whom they pay btwn $500-900/hr specifically to be available 24/7. |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:09 PM Author: federal embarrassed to the bone den masturbator yea you know how to approach work like a chink. that's why you'll never have a job that doesn't involve following orders.
but i'm a pumo so I must be an unemployed virgin basement dweller so what the fuck do I know. |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: pale theater stage Being a pumo means you can't just make outrageous claims about your life and expect people to believe them. It's the trade-off for never having to be held accountable for your past words. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807321) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: Naked location This is how it works. How it works isn't great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807392) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: federal embarrassed to the bone den masturbator yea, or just don't do it. you suck at being a jerkoff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797705) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: Marvelous ultramarine sanctuary "i was just following orders," said every nazi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797708) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:25 PM Author: Thriller area said every *IDF soldier spiking palestinian babies on bayonets
ftfy |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: Marvelous ultramarine sanctuary http://www.debbieschlussel.com/34164/photos-of-itamar-jewish-kids-massacred-by-palestinians-this-is-what-peace-w-muslims-looks-like/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797735) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: indecent laser beams kitty my thanksgiving will be ruined by one of my cases, and as if to emphasize the point, the partners gave me two more cases to handle over thanksgiving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797716) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:26 PM Author: irradiated hateful goal in life milk First draft of a suite of docs for a financing deal shouldn't take more than a day or two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797724) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:30 PM Author: Crystalline house-broken dilemma cumskin (transactional wonk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797755) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: Arousing overrated kitchen genital piercing Cunt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797737) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:29 PM Author: Crystalline house-broken dilemma cumskin Thoughts and prayers to the associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797752) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 2:54 PM Author: Apoplectic Partner Hopefully they find some super study azn who doesn't celebrate thanksgiving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797898) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: Razzle Bipolar Locus Why don't you push back and say it can be a week later? Wtf difference does it make if timeliness is just year end. This is why people suck. They setup these fake deadlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26797952) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: cerebral brilliant mexican b/c nutella's duck will taste extra delicious if she knows someone is suffering while she sits in a chinese restaurant withholding sex from her midget husband (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798269) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798856) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: concupiscible faggot firefighter faggotry lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807386) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:41 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206731) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: carmine floppy base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206737) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:44 PM Author: excitant whorehouse wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094009) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:02 PM Author: burgundy site hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819099) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: sienna jew home The real question asshole, is why dont you send these financing deals to me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798268) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: federal embarrassed to the bone den masturbator holy fucking shit are you a lawyer too and do you know nutella irl? that must be so cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798276) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: Elite Dragon Aren't you still just doing small RE finance deals? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798588) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: sienna jew home No I do revolvers as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798608) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Elite Dragon What kind of credits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798886) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 8:45 PM Author: dark roast beef trump supporter For whatever reason use of the word "credits" in this context makes my skin crawl. I have similar reaction when "paper" is used in the lending context as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807086) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: appetizing coffee pot lol at the MAFs itt. Chances are the associate is a shithead too. Your either Penske material or your not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798278) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: Flirting Swashbuckling Hell this is such a douchey thread
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Nudist charismatic brunch quadroon Enough about the financing, the real question is if you'll allow the associate to cum at all over the holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798399) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: titillating beta hospital ape FUCK THERE ARE TOO MANY POSTS ITT TO BUMP pretty much every non nutella post deserves a bump |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:15 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798858) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: carmine floppy base Bitch. DIAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798425) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 4:24 PM Author: buff philosopher-king I would never do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798536) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: appetizing coffee pot I bet this thread makes Julia the maddest of anyone. She don't have that POWER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798893) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Nudist charismatic brunch quadroon But she's 99.9% in salary for her age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26798965) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 7:17 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799454) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:41 PM Author: cobalt nubile roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206733) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 5:46 PM Author: purple french brethren orchestra pit takes all the sport out of trolling against XO women when they do all the heavy lifting for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799056) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 7:20 PM Author: aphrodisiac medicated crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799472) |
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Date: November 25th, 2014 8:29 PM Author: carmine floppy base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26799950) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 8:24 AM Author: titillating beta hospital ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26802914) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:44 AM Author: Flushed spectacular halford Enjoy receiving a shit work product from a disgruntled employee and having to review/mark it up for longer than you would have otherwise.
LOL at the TTT "biglaw" working class. A bunch of proles who spend their youth staring at screens, reviewing documents, and throwing their fellow brothers and sisters under the bus, believing their delusion that whoring themselves out to a firm while doing work they hate for endless hours while taking abuse will magically transform them into one of the older white men who run the business.
This thread = dog shit. |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Naked location Well, I guess we found the associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803457) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:48 AM Author: Flushed spectacular halford LOL @ the idea of an Alpha Marathi using language like "will do" and "thanks!"
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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:32 AM Author: carmine floppy base Lol @ an alpha like MM being anyo e's bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803723) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 12:10 PM Author: lascivious school LOL @ you, you pathetic little NOWIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803965) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: exciting amber heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803510) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: Very tactful trip library yarmulke tried to save some associate dude by putting off a call with our outside counsel until next week, but I have a feeling the partner is probably going to make that dude work over TG anyway with some bs like "let's push the draft forward as much as we can at this point in anticipation of where we might come out"
at one point that partner tried to get me to "maybe carve out an hour on Friday if that wouldn't be too much trouble" gtfo |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce space becky This is the attitude that will eventually make big law better thanks man. Did you tell him to fuck off when he asked about the Friday call? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26803945) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: Very tactful trip library yarmulke i just ignored what he was asking and responded with a "let's connect early next week" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26804015) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:30 PM Author: Frozen frum lay immigrant Partner emailed me this AM about a new financing deal where we need to turn the deal docs next week. Fortunately, he said we can get started Monday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26807741) |
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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:33 PM Author: aquamarine big people who are hurt anyone railing on nutella's company for making some shitty first year work hard during a holiday is fucking retarded. HOWEVER, i find it hilarious that she insinuated, however subtly, that SHE made the decision, when in fact her bosses made the decision and sent her to do their dirty work. lol the definition of pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#26808330) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:39 PM Author: motley soggy parlour Lol. No associate's thanksgiving day will be ruined. And you'll probably paying 2.5x surge pricing on any work done that weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206716) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:11 PM Author: Exhilarant chest-beating elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819176) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:40 PM Author: demanding toaster juggernaut nice retrospective lol at this mentally ill bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206728) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 12:42 PM Author: carmine floppy base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206734) |
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Date: November 18th, 2015 1:09 PM Author: Impertinent Marketing Idea this thread makes my blood boil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29206849) |
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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:15 PM Author: titillating beta hospital ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29835782) |
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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: Bateful skinny woman box office LOL at the nutella hate itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#29835819) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:53 PM Author: Erotic clear background story house why? it's justified. It shows the true shittiness of the lawyer and she won't even own up to it, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#31094103) |
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Date: March 13th, 2017 1:02 PM Author: burgundy site hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#32819110) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 7:10 PM Author: Geriatric psychic Nutella in the fight of her life ITT to be even more unlikeable than Julia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2738823&forum_id=2#34598851) |