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umber library
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umber library
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what's wrong
white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
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Flickering tanning salon
  11/26/14
Sorry, I don't go offsite anymore. My browser is permanently...
Flickering tanning salon
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umber library
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If you actually sent the email at 9:57 pm, then of course yo...
saffron ticket booth puppy
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Flickering tanning salon
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umber library
  11/26/14
what the fuck are you talking about. it sounds like you're ...
Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
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umber library
  11/26/14
you make 0 sense
Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
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umber library
  11/26/14
and here we have evidence of dvp implying things for the nex...
Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
  11/26/14
I feel like you're flaming us here, but if you're not, then ...
saffron ticket booth puppy
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umber library
  11/26/14
I have read between the lines of what you're saying, and I t...
saffron ticket booth puppy
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umber library
  11/26/14
I think he might because you're on his radar screen now. ...
saffron ticket booth puppy
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umber library
  11/26/14
WHEN WE PASSED THE BAR YOU STUPID FUCK
Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
  11/26/14
where did the OP state he planned to do anything deceitful o...
high-end aromatic theatre
  11/26/14
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umber library
  11/26/14
I just pointed out that doing anything deceitful would be mo...
saffron ticket booth puppy
  11/26/14
Looks like you got an extension and then turned it in at the...
Flickering tanning salon
  11/26/14
CR
saffron ticket booth puppy
  11/26/14
Reply Date: November 26th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: ..,.,.,...
Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
  11/26/14
ass, fortunately this is fresh prince of bell-air
bat shit crazy newt
  11/26/14
you're a fucking loser http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Charcoal aphrodisiac genital piercing
  11/26/14
Pwnt
bat shit crazy newt
  11/26/14
http://31.media.tumblr.com/507276a3584a63a5af282a1665e9def6/...
Painfully honest sick lettuce
  11/26/14
why didn't you post questions. we would've helped
white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
  11/26/14
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umber library
  11/26/14
see what
white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
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umber library
  11/26/14
you can't use short form without a referent
white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
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umber library
  11/26/14
ty
white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
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umber library
  11/26/14
somewhere there's a server handling these emails and sorting...
white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
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umber library
  11/26/14
you aren't being clear about what you mean by sent. the serv...
white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
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umber library
  11/26/14
then he'll have to take your word for it because you can fak...
white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
  11/26/14
see are
razzmatazz rough-skinned knife
  11/26/14
As a technical point, the transmission of emails is not inst...
nubile den volcanic crater
  11/26/14
5 hours doe
saffron ticket booth puppy
  11/26/14
? Unless I'm horrifically misunderstanding something (ver...
nubile den volcanic crater
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umber library
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umber library
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Reply Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM Author: ..,.,.,...
Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
  11/26/14
tell him you had an urgent issue relating to your alleged ho...
razzmatazz rough-skinned knife
  11/26/14
you can't fool the email source code breh
Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
  11/26/14
goddamnit is this DVpumo's new shtick
Green dashing water buffalo
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saffron ticket booth puppy
  11/26/14
God willing this is flame. Recognize that normal people are ...
purple abusive rehab prole
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Flickering tanning salon
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unless you copped dat Delivery Receipt showing delivery befo...
razzmatazz rough-skinned knife
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FUCK YOU
Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
  11/26/14
can someone give me cliffs of what dvp is trying to do here?...
Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
  11/26/14
he submitted an assignment after the deadline and is trying ...
Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
  11/26/14
A HLS professor, no less.
Flickering tanning salon
  11/26/14
how does it appear to be timely sent if the professor is say...
Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
  11/26/14
that only means it didn't work, even if it APPEARS to be tim...
Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
  11/26/14
?? you sent your professor a file via email. presumably he ...
Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
  11/26/14
nowag magic
Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
  11/26/14
How could he possibly con someone? Like edit the email histo...
puce house ape
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umber library
  11/26/14
THOU HAST LIBELED ME SIR
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umber library
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lol so you're gonna try to pull a benzo and photoshop the em...
Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
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umber library
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well then i must be low-iq because i don't see why it would ...
Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
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umber library
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Jesus Christ, man. Trying to pull a fast one with email time...
Disrespectful lime native jew
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umber library
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Get IT to certify your email header metadata. That's your on...
Adulterous property dog poop
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It doesn't matter, you dumbshit. Do you think this is the fi...
Disrespectful lime native jew
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don't listen to this pumo. it's fucking thanksgiving weeken...
Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
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He doesn't have to call IT to figure out dvp is trying to bu...
Disrespectful lime native jew
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umber library
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How about I describe a hypothetical situation and you offer ...
Disrespectful lime native jew
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umber library
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Classic fucking Doobs: aspie emails; shitty work product; at...
Adulterous property dog poop
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doobs = dvp?
Flickering tanning salon
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I'm just amazed at how there are so many insane people on xo...
purple abusive rehab prole
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saffron ticket booth puppy
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Nofapping Gunner Potus
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umber library
  11/26/14
bro you never take my advice.
Nofapping Gunner Potus
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holy fuck DVP LOL you are absolutely fucked
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Nofapping Gunner Potus
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Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
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FYI this is libel per se.
high-end aromatic theatre
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Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
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bat shit crazy newt
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vermilion vibrant french chef
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white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
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cr ur done here
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If this is not flame, I am honestly trying to comprehend wha...
crimson bespoke fortuitous meteor dragon
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lol lil breh dvp copped a 4.0/176/HYS
Poppy Vivacious Private Investor
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Nofapping Gunner Potus
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lol at paranoid little LS shits
stirring dysfunction
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TT: Just do fraud upon the court
bat shit crazy newt
  11/26/14
to a fucking faggot prof in LS? who cares, i didnt even read...
stirring dysfunction
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Read about Matthew Martoma and his experience at HLS and set...
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saffron ticket booth puppy
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Flickering tanning salon
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bump until DV acknowledges how retarded the path he has star...
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saffron ticket booth puppy
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Turn yourself in to DVPD and make a collect call from jail t...
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DVP asking us how to hack PACER to make it seem like he made...
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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805138)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805235)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

what's wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805371)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Flickering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805377)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Flickering tanning salon

Sorry, I don't go offsite anymore. My browser is permanently fixed to sharklasers.xoxohth.com. Can you please post here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805379)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805415)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy

If you actually sent the email at 9:57 pm, then of course you should fight for it.

If you didn't actually send the email at that time, then I would recommend not doing anything which would be construable by the professor or a dean or C&F as misrepresenting something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805429)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Flickering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805443)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805462)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

what the fuck are you talking about. it sounds like you're tryna pull a fast one on your prof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805472)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805484)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

you make 0 sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805491)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805499)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour

and here we have evidence of dvp implying things for the next time he says he never means anything except what he explicitly says. QED

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:19 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

Why would I feel the need to mention Google Custom Time and past time stamps? It must be because I thought that such a mentioning would have been relevant in directing you to reach a conclusion I don't need to say myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805499)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805504)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy

I feel like you're flaming us here, but if you're not, then I hope you realize that it seems like professor bro is already not happy with you, and if you antagonize him about it, he'll drop the hammer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805485)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: umber library



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy

I have read between the lines of what you're saying, and I think it would be a horrible idea.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805503)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805528)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy

I think he might because you're on his radar screen now.

Regardless, it's ethically wrong to do anything deceitful here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805553)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805562)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour

WHEN WE PASSED THE BAR YOU STUPID FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805575)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: high-end aromatic theatre

where did the OP state he planned to do anything deceitful or unethical?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805576)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805595)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy

I just pointed out that doing anything deceitful would be morally wrong, as it is in any situation. DAT KANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805610)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Flickering tanning salon

Looks like you got an extension and then turned it in at the very last minute.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805442)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805445)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:05 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

OK there are certain things I can't post for permanence but let's just say when an email is sent and when it -appears- that an email was sent are 2 different things.

My prof wrote:

Thanks, as you are aware, this is well past the five hour period we discussed. I will consider the appropriate penalty, but I'm very disappointed that this has happened.

"On Tuesday, November 25, 2014, Pumo wrote:

Dear Professor [Smith],

Please see attached."

The deadline was 10PM.

I'm considering writing this reply:

"Dear Professor Smith,

I thought I sent it to you at 9:57PM yesterday, Tuesday, November 25. That's how it appears on my screen. Your reply (the email above which I'm replying to now) quotes "On Tuesday, November 25, 2014,

Please let me know if it appears differently to you.

Happy Thanksgiving."

Could this end badly for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805415)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805529)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: bat shit crazy newt

ass, fortunately this is fresh prince of bell-air

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805567)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Charcoal aphrodisiac genital piercing

you're a fucking loser

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739586&mc=9&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805617)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy newt

Pwnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805798)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Painfully honest sick lettuce

http://31.media.tumblr.com/507276a3584a63a5af282a1665e9def6/tumblr_msj2fzkJ5G1s65idto1_500.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805448)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

why didn't you post questions. we would've helped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805468)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805469)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

see what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805483)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805487)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

you can't use short form without a referent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805522)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805533)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805543)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805550)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

somewhere there's a server handling these emails and sorting them relative to its own time and you can't change it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805568)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805609)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

you aren't being clear about what you mean by sent. the server records its own time stamp for when you sent and then when it receives your email and again when it sends it. it gets sent at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805683)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805695)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

then he'll have to take your word for it because you can fake it on your end but the log will show a large time between actually leaving your inbox and reaching the server. your ip and isp will show what path it took and it will look suspicious if comcast took 5 hours moving a tiny memo. that just doesn't happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805775)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned knife

see are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805501)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: nubile den volcanic crater

As a technical point, the transmission of emails is not instantaneous.

Emails may leave the server and, for various reasons, appear on the recipient server minutes later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805496)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy

5 hours doe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805506)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: nubile den volcanic crater

?

Unless I'm horrifically misunderstanding something (very possible) the submission was three minutes before the deadline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805518)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: umber library



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: umber library



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

Well the deadline was actually 10PM. I sent -an- email, but not necessarily the assignment, at 8:30AM. There's an email with a 9:57PM "timestamp," which may or may not be the same email that was sent at 8:30AM.

If he wrote "it's well past the 5 hours," then it must be that he didn't see it at 10PM, but he did see it eventually. Now if he double checks, the page will appear to him as having a 9:57PM timestamp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805520)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805527)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned knife

tell him you had an urgent issue relating to your alleged horrific physical abuse of your toddler niece and hope he understands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805537)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour

you can't fool the email source code breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805500)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: Green dashing water buffalo

goddamnit is this DVpumo's new shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805505)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: purple abusive rehab prole

God willing this is flame. Recognize that normal people are not going to believe you, no matter how this scheme sounds in your mind. Your prof will probably give you shit and ding you a bit if you just man up and say I'm sorry, the holidays are really a bad time for me, blah, blah. If you try to do shit like this, you're rolling the dice on the prof getting pissed and escalating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805507)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: Flickering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805577)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned knife

unless you copped dat Delivery Receipt showing delivery before the deadline then apologize, STFU and stop trying to pull a fast one, you're not clever and he won't think it's cute

EDIT: sorry everyone didn't realize I was responding to admitted child abuser The Domestic Violence Pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805514)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour
Subject: FUCK YOU

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Bros, get the fuck in Tinychat for 5minutes. I'm in trouble.

http://tinychat.com/xoapes

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what's wrong

scholarship 11/26/14

...

winter solstice sharklasers 11/26/14

Sorry, I don't go offsite anymore. My browser is permanently...

winter solstice sharklasers 11/26/14

OK there are certain things I can't post for permanence but ...

..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,, 11/26/14

If you actually sent the email at 9:57 pm, then of course yo...

A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices 11/26/14

...

winter solstice sharklasers 11/26/14

Well let's just say that had I not done a few intervening th...

..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,, 11/26/14

what the fuck are you talking about. it sounds like you're ...

'""''''""''" 11/26/14

Well remember when Gmail pulled an April Fools Joke with Goo...

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you make 0 sense

'""''''""''" 11/26/14

Why would I feel the need to mention Google Custom Time and ...

..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,, 11/26/14

and here we have evidence of dvp implying things for the nex...

"'"'"''''"" 11/26/14

I feel like you're flaming us here, but if you're not, then ...

A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices 11/26/14

I'm not antagonizing him. I'm pointing out literally true th...

..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,, 11/26/14

I have read between the lines of what you're saying, and I t...

A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices 11/26/14

That is if he probes more deeply. He could just do a double ...

..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,, 11/26/14

Looks like you got an extension and then turned it in at the...

winter solstice sharklasers 11/26/14

CR

A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices 11/26/14

Reply Date: November 26th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: ..,.,.,...

"'"'"''''"" 11/26/14

http://31.media.tumblr.com/507276a3584a63a5af282a1665e9def6/...

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why didn't you post questions. we would've helped

scholarship 11/26/14

See above.

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see what

scholarship 11/26/14

my reply to sharklasers upstream.

..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,, 11/26/14

you can't use short form without a referent

scholarship 11/26/14

see are

good kid 11/26/14

As a technical point, the transmission of emails is not inst...

rnozick1 11/26/14

5 hours doe

A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices 11/26/14

? Unless I'm horrifically misunderstanding something (ver...

rnozick1 11/26/14

Well the deadline was actually 10PM. I sent -an- email, but ...

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Reply Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM Author: ..,.,.,...

"'"'"''''"" 11/26/14

you can't fool the email source code breh

"'"'"''''"" 11/26/14

goddamnit is this DVpumo's new shtick

abrahammuthafuckinLINCOLNinurTURKEYSUITgoingGOBBLE 11/26/14

God willing this is flame. Recognize that normal people are ...

guy whose views come from a position of privilege 11/26/14

unless you copped dat Delivery Receipt showing delivery befo...

good kid 11/26/14

Poast new message in this thread

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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:08 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

http://tinychat.com/xoapes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805138)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:28 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805235)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:57 PM

Author: scholarship

what's wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805371)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:58 PM

Author: winter solstice sharklasers (a defense mechanism of white supremacy at work in your mind)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805377)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 3:59 PM

Author: winter solstice sharklasers (a defense mechanism of white supremacy at work in your mind)

Sorry, I don't go offsite anymore. My browser is permanently fixed to sharklasers.xoxohth.com. Can you please post here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805379)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:05 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

OK there are certain things I can't post for permanence but let's just say when an email is sent and when it -appears- that an email was sent are 2 different things.

My prof wrote:

Thanks, as you are aware, this is well past the five hour period we discussed. I will consider the appropriate penalty, but I'm very disappointed that this has happened.

"On Tuesday, November 25, 2014, Pumo wrote:

Dear Professor [Smith],

Please see attached."

The deadline was 10PM.

I'm considering writing this reply:

"Dear Professor Smith,

I thought I sent it to you at 9:57PM yesterday, Tuesday, November 25. That's how it appears on my screen. Your reply (the email above which I'm replying to now) quotes "On Tuesday, November 25, 2014,

Please let me know if it appears differently to you.

Happy Thanksgiving."

Could this end badly for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805415)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:08 PM

Author: A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices

If you actually sent the email at 9:57 pm, then of course you should fight for it.

If you didn't actually send the email at that time, then I would recommend not doing anything which would be construable by the professor or a dean or C&F as misrepresenting something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805429)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:09 PM

Author: winter solstice sharklasers (aspiring righteous goy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805443)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:13 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

Well let's just say that had I not done a few intervening things, the timestamp would have included an AM instead of a PM. Interpret that as you will.

With that said, literally everything in my proposed response is literally true:

-I do think that I sent it at that time.

-That is how it appears on my screen.

-His reply does begin with "On Tuesday, November 25..."

What's the lie here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805462)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:15 PM

Author: '""''''""''"

what the fuck are you talking about. it sounds like you're tryna pull a fast one on your prof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805472)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:17 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

Well remember when Gmail pulled an April Fools Joke with Google Custom Time, which would've allowed you to send an email with a past timestamp?

Yea there was no such thing as Google Custom Time. It was an April Fools Joke.

I'll leave it at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805484)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:18 PM

Author: '""''''""''"

you make 0 sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805491)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:19 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

Why would I feel the need to mention Google Custom Time and past time stamps? It must be because I thought that such a mentioning would have been relevant in directing you to reach a conclusion I don't need to say myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805499)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM

Author: "'"'"''''""

and here we have evidence of dvp implying things for the next time he says he never means anything except what he explicitly says. QED

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:19 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

Why would I feel the need to mention Google Custom Time and past time stamps? It must be because I thought that such a mentioning would have been relevant in directing you to reach a conclusion I don't need to say myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805499)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805504)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:17 PM

Author: A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices

I feel like you're flaming us here, but if you're not, then I hope you realize that it seems like professor bro is already not happy with you, and if you antagonize him about it, he'll drop the hammer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805485)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:18 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

I'm not antagonizing him. I'm pointing out literally true things, but read between the lines of what I'm saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805492)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM

Author: A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices

I have read between the lines of what you're saying, and I think it would be a horrible idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805503)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:24 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

That is if he probes more deeply. He could just do a double take and be like, huh, it does say 9:57PM. And it's Thanksgiving (which I primed by saying Happy Thanksgiving).

He has a million memos to read. You think he's gonna probe more deeply into this? His own email quotes my email as "On Tuesday, November 25..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805528)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:09 PM

Author: winter solstice sharklasers (aspiring righteous goy)

Looks like you got an extension and then turned it in at the very last minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805442)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:10 PM

Author: A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805445)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:25 PM

Author: "'"'"''''""

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:05 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

OK there are certain things I can't post for permanence but let's just say when an email is sent and when it -appears- that an email was sent are 2 different things.

My prof wrote:

Thanks, as you are aware, this is well past the five hour period we discussed. I will consider the appropriate penalty, but I'm very disappointed that this has happened.

"On Tuesday, November 25, 2014, Pumo wrote:

Dear Professor [Smith],

Please see attached."

The deadline was 10PM.

I'm considering writing this reply:

"Dear Professor Smith,

I thought I sent it to you at 9:57PM yesterday, Tuesday, November 25. That's how it appears on my screen. Your reply (the email above which I'm replying to now) quotes "On Tuesday, November 25, 2014,

Please let me know if it appears differently to you.

Happy Thanksgiving."

Could this end badly for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805415)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805529)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:10 PM

Author: .,,,,,.,....,...,..,,...,..,,,.,..,,,..,,,...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/507276a3584a63a5af282a1665e9def6/tumblr_msj2fzkJ5G1s65idto1_500.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805448)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:14 PM

Author: scholarship

why didn't you post questions. we would've helped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805468)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:15 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805469)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:17 PM

Author: scholarship

see what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805483)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:18 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

my reply to sharklasers upstream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805487)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:23 PM

Author: scholarship

you can't use short form without a referent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805522)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM

Author: good kid

see are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805501)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:19 PM

Author: rnozick1

As a technical point, the transmission of emails is not instantaneous.

Emails may leave the server and, for various reasons, appear on the recipient server minutes later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805496)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM

Author: A Master Purchase Agreement Dripping Turkey Juices

5 hours doe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805506)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM

Author: rnozick1

?

Unless I'm horrifically misunderstanding something (very possible) the submission was three minutes before the deadline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805518)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

Well the deadline was actually 10PM. I sent -an- email, but not necessarily the assignment, at 8:30AM. There's an email with a 9:57PM "timestamp," which may or may not be the same email that was sent at 8:30AM.

If he wrote "it's well past the 5 hours," then it must be that he didn't see it at 10PM, but he did see it eventually. Now if he double checks, the page will appear to him as having a 9:57PM timestamp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805520)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:24 PM

Author: "'"'"''''""

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM

Author: ..,.,.,.,...,..,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,,,,

Well the deadline was actually 10PM. I sent -an- email, but not necessarily the assignment, at 8:30AM. There's an email with a 9:57PM "timestamp," which may or may not be the same email that was sent at 8:30AM.

If he wrote "it's well past the 5 hours," then it must be that he didn't see it at 10PM, but he did see it eventually. Now if he double checks, the page will appear to him as having a 9:57PM timestamp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805520)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805527)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:19 PM

Author: "'"'"''''""

you can't fool the email source code breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805500)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:20 PM

Author: abrahammuthafuckinLINCOLNinurTURKEYSUITgoingGOBBLE

goddamnit is this DVpumo's new shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805505)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:21 PM

Author: guy whose views come from a position of privilege

God willing this is flame. Recognize that normal people are not going to believe you, no matter how this scheme sounds in your mind. Your prof will probably give you shit and ding you a bit if you just man up and say I'm sorry, the holidays are really a bad time for me, blah, blah. If you try to do shit like this, you're rolling the dice on the prof getting pissed and escalating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805507)

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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:22 PM

Author: good kid

unless you copped dat Delivery Receipt showing delivery before the deadline then apologize, STFU and stop trying to pull a fast one, you're not clever and he won't think it's cute

EDIT: sorry everyone didn't realize I was responding to admitted child abuser The Domestic Violence Pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805514)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805535)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

can someone give me cliffs of what dvp is trying to do here? i honestly can't parse aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805563)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour

he submitted an assignment after the deadline and is trying to capitalize on the appearance that it was timely sent. this, of course, would be a lie, and a bad one at that, given his draft reply to his professor. but in his aspie nowag child-beating mind, he thinks he can con a professor into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805571)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Flickering tanning salon

A HLS professor, no less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805585)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

how does it appear to be timely sent if the professor is saying he submitted it past the 5 hour extension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805587)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour

that only means it didn't work, even if it APPEARS to be timely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805600)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

?? you sent your professor a file via email. presumably he has the timestamp of when you sent this file. he saw it and deemed it late past the 5 hr extension period. how can your chicanery change this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805615)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour

nowag magic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805645)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: puce house ape

How could he possibly con someone? Like edit the email history? That is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805596)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805623)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: vermilion vibrant french chef

THOU HAST LIBELED ME SIR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805837)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805584)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

lol so you're gonna try to pull a benzo and photoshop the email in your "sent" inbox and try to con your prof into thinking you sent it on time? but server lag made him receive it late?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805626)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805644)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

well then i must be low-iq because i don't see why it would show him the wrong time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805667)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805674)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Disrespectful lime native jew

Jesus Christ, man. Trying to pull a fast one with email timestamps or intentionally fucked up attachments and all that hasn't worked for a decade. Actions have consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805583)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805593)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Adulterous property dog poop

Get IT to certify your email header metadata. That's your only proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805611)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful lime native jew

It doesn't matter, you dumbshit. Do you think this is the first time some loser has tried to fool this prof with an email scam? This probably happens at least twice a semester. Maybe it worked for some other shitbrain a few years ago, but it won't work for you unless you have anything other than incontrovertible proof that your email was on the server before the deadline. Which you don't have, and cannot get, because you're trying to cheat. The prof sounds pissed, and unlike many people who are either too stupid to call you on your bullshit or are willing to accept your lies because it's not worth their time to pwn you with the truth, he's both smart and motivated to get the truth.

If you're really a 1L, a bad legal writing grade won't ding you too hard. But lying to a prof will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805783)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

don't listen to this pumo. it's fucking thanksgiving weekend, your prof doesn't have the time to put in the effort being an ape detective over this. if you've been a good student, i'm sure he'll take you at your word. try not to fuck up from now on and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805842)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful lime native jew

He doesn't have to call IT to figure out dvp is trying to bullshit him. Profs do care about the integrity of grades, and it sounds like dvp has already exhausted his goodwill by getting a five hour extension (on what was likely already an extended deadline).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805976)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 6:45 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806407)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful lime native jew

How about I describe a hypothetical situation and you offer your analysis of this hypothetical situation? Hypothetically, let's say a hypothetical law student was too busy abusing prescription drugs to complete an assignment on time. This student goes to his hypothetical law professor and negotiates one, or perhaps several, hypothetical extensions for the assignment. He then misses that deadline. Rather than face the consequences, the student finds a way to manipulate the time stamp on his email delivering the assignment. The professor replies that the assignment was not timely delivered, despite the time stamp shown on the students email. The professor, who hypothetically takes grades very seriously as it's the source of his power in his academic fiefdom, expresses disappointment and a vague penalty to be determined later. The student is unaware that the time stamps he is able to view on his email service may not match those viewed by the professor, and unaware that many professionals use outlook, which will show exactly when the original email with the assignment attachment was recieved, and is perhaps willfully unaware that the professor will be suspicious of an extremely uncommon "email error" that just happens to benefit the student. Nevertheless, this student is about to double-down on his hypothetical lie, risking getting into a pissing contest with the professor that will hypothetically turn out very poorly for the student.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806476)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26808051)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Adulterous property dog poop

Classic fucking Doobs: aspie emails; shitty work product; attempts to "argue" with faculty; begging XO to do his homework for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805589)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Flickering tanning salon

doobs = dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805608)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: purple abusive rehab prole

I'm just amazed at how there are so many insane people on xo, but each insane person is unique in his own way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805612)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805631)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Nofapping Gunner Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805669)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: umber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805675)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Nofapping Gunner Potus

bro you never take my advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805738)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: rusted chest-beating home

holy fuck DVP LOL you are absolutely fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805613)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Flickering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805625)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Nofapping Gunner Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805648)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Floppy haunted graveyard parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805651)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: high-end aromatic theatre

FYI this is libel per se.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805654)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805672)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: rusted chest-beating home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805734)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: bat shit crazy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805824)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: vermilion vibrant french chef

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805833)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: white mind-boggling international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806064)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: stimulating light cumskin principal's office

cr ur done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806527)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: crimson bespoke fortuitous meteor dragon

If this is not flame, I am honestly trying to comprehend what kind of human brain could believe all of this is a good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805758)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Poppy Vivacious Private Investor

lol lil breh dvp copped a 4.0/176/HYS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805765)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Nofapping Gunner Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805778)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: stirring dysfunction

lol at paranoid little LS shits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805822)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: bat shit crazy newt

TT: Just do fraud upon the court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805827)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: stirring dysfunction

to a fucking faggot prof in LS? who cares, i didnt even read the whole thing but it just seems like a lame technical timing issue.. if this faggot goes bat shit insane over this just imagine wtf will happen if he does litigation in a law firm.. he'll have a fucking heart attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26805841)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: turquoise church building mood

Read about Matthew Martoma and his experience at HLS and setting system clock times back prior to sending emails, if you want to learn a lesson or two from history.

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/01/09/ex-sac-trader-was-expelled-from-harvard-law-school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806049)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806077)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Flickering tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806492)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:59 PM
Author: turquoise church building mood

bump until DV acknowledges how retarded the path he has started down is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806810)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Infuriating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26808071)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26808076)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Racy fishy shitlib

Turn yourself in to DVPD and make a collect call from jail to prof. Tell him you were arrested before you could hit send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806070)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: talented crackhouse

ingenious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26806861)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: turquoise church building mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26808010)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: Infuriating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26808097)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth puppy

DVP asking us how to hack PACER to make it seem like he made court filings on time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739943&forum_id=2#26808099)