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Date: December 14th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling bipolar chapel gaming laptop

the old one. right after exams i hadn't been to sleep and i wandered into the grocery store and grabbed more beer than i could carry because i was excited and i hadn't drunk in weeks and i dropped it and was like oh no and tried to pick it up and beer and foam and broken glass got everywhere and i just had to abort and i go to a new grocery store now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926683)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM
Author: Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness police squad



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:32 AM
Author: Unhinged Thriller Stage



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: Spectacular reading party



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: excitant white menage voyeur



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: fantasy-prone supple church place of business



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Purple frozen business firm



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: iridescent rough-skinned cumskin

youre good bra

i was embarrassed to go back to a gas station after I was blackout wasted threatened the cashier at the window that he took my money when I was trying to buy a cookie and then he wouldn't give me the cookie. This greatly irritated me even though I think I had actually spent all of my cash at the bar which is why I didn't have any cash. To make matters more embarrassing I started spouted off lawyer sounding shit thinking it made me sound intimidating so he would give me my money and/or cookie. Like, "I'm gonna subpoena your ass and get the security tapes," something about garnishment, etc...

I was soon arrested and taken away from the gas station. Next couple of days I felt so embarrassed I didn't want to go back there ever again so I went a few extra blocks to another gas station.

In the end though, this was a very convenient gas station for me to go to, so after about a week had gone by I went back, and have been going back ever since. I still see the two guys that were working that night and we just laugh and say what's up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926812)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling bipolar chapel gaming laptop

ty. this is a good story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926820)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Fluffy 180 house background story

Omg this and the op are 180

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: chartreuse coldplay fan

yeah, i am currently juggling like five 7-11s and three grocery stores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926827)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM
Author: disgusting bistre patrolman mediation

employee turnover is usually pretty swift at corporate chains. in six months or so, there will be new people who have no idea who the fuck you even are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926836)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:52 AM
Author: trip indecent knife

Ugh, there was this cute bubbly blonde at our local grocery store who mildly flirts with me. Last week my wife sent me to buy STOOL SOFTENER at 2 am and of course the blonde was the only teller. She was chirping at me saying "where is your bunny tonight" and then stopped cold when she picked up the stool softener. Fucking sewer skunks

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:53 AM
Author: Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness police squad



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:55 AM
Author: trip indecent knife

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:56 AM
Author: Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness police squad



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM
Author: trip indecent knife

not when she makes me buy shit pills and ruins the smidgeon of swagger and enthusiasm I felt entering my local hypermarket

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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM
Author: Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness police squad



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:28 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling bipolar chapel gaming laptop



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: disgusting bistre patrolman mediation

you should have gotten suppositories and shoved them up her anus to let her know that such things have a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926864)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: trip indecent knife

I eventually had to buy a saline enema. Not kidding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926866)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM
Author: disgusting bistre patrolman mediation

how'd that turn out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926868)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: trip indecent knife

She was groaning in agony and weeping. Then I went to Walmart for magnesium citrate. Then she started cramping and vomiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926877)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling bipolar chapel gaming laptop

oh my god this thread got insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926887)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:06 AM
Author: trip indecent knife

How's my bunny? She's plugged. Hasn't shat for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926892)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling bipolar chapel gaming laptop



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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:56 AM
Author: bespoke puppy



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: buff office

Did you give her the enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966472)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: trip indecent knife

she gave it to herself but i had to help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966497)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM
Author: Brass razzle twinkling uncleanness police squad



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: trip indecent knife

i wish this were flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930664)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:36 AM
Author: Spectacular reading party

Wonderful subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927400)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:03 AM
Author: Saffron glittery parlor psychic



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM
Author: Yellow Center

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926860)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling bipolar chapel gaming laptop

the fucked up thing is i was wearing a law school shirt because i think it's funny sometimes to go in there and take a bag of m&m's with the shirt on and put it in my pocket and just walk out and see what they say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926875)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: bateful salmon faggotry

my wife bought like three of those law school shirts for me but I hate wearing them. Too douchey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927491)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic Fighting Trump Supporter



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 AM
Author: bateful salmon faggotry

180 thread. I rotate ABC stores so the clerks don't have a handle on how often I kill a bourbon bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927482)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Shaky Toilet Seat Heaven

:(

Noooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927519)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Vermilion Nudist Indirect Expression

Hawaii bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927560)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Drab lettuce cuckoldry

Yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930640)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:00 AM
Author: excitant white menage voyeur

realistically dude no one will remember you in a few weeks.

1. only a fraction of the total employees saw you

2. they see all kinds of people do shit and you spilling beer will quickly fade in their memories, as will what you look like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927593)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine ladyboy

nah, bro. its 2014--you got like 150 iq bros working at fucking supermarkets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966452)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: trip indecent knife

where's Evan39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930649)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: doobsian partner

I'm on aisle three, cleaning up his fucking mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930672)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling bipolar chapel gaming laptop



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Unhinged Thriller Stage



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: cerise base



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: trip indecent knife



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: fantasy-prone supple church place of business



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Fluffy 180 house background story

Is it just me being high or this one of the most hilarious threads ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966663)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 3:11 AM
Author: cyan heady community account

Definitely exceeded expectations.



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