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Date: December 14th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: chrome appetizing legal warrant the old one. right after exams i hadn't been to sleep and i wandered into the grocery store and grabbed more beer than i could carry because i was excited and i hadn't drunk in weeks and i dropped it and was like oh no and tried to pick it up and beer and foam and broken glass got everywhere and i just had to abort and i go to a new grocery store now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926683) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM Author: Bright Idiotic Temple Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926837) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:32 AM Author: Demanding tripping stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927395) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:34 AM Author: Chest-beating old irish cottage nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927398) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:58 AM Author: filthy church building mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927586) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Shaky Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930643) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Insanely creepy clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930645) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:41 AM Author: Well-lubricated step-uncle's house youre good bra
i was embarrassed to go back to a gas station after I was blackout wasted threatened the cashier at the window that he took my money when I was trying to buy a cookie and then he wouldn't give me the cookie. This greatly irritated me even though I think I had actually spent all of my cash at the bar which is why I didn't have any cash. To make matters more embarrassing I started spouted off lawyer sounding shit thinking it made me sound intimidating so he would give me my money and/or cookie. Like, "I'm gonna subpoena your ass and get the security tapes," something about garnishment, etc...
I was soon arrested and taken away from the gas station. Next couple of days I felt so embarrassed I didn't want to go back there ever again so I went a few extra blocks to another gas station.
In the end though, this was a very convenient gas station for me to go to, so after about a week had gone by I went back, and have been going back ever since. I still see the two guys that were working that night and we just laugh and say what's up. |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:51 AM Author: curious deer antler home Omg this and the op are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966656) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:49 AM Author: Charismatic carnelian base party of the first part yeah, i am currently juggling like five 7-11s and three grocery stores (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926827) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:52 AM Author: Ruby aggressive meetinghouse juggernaut Ugh, there was this cute bubbly blonde at our local grocery store who mildly flirts with me. Last week my wife sent me to buy STOOL SOFTENER at 2 am and of course the blonde was the only teller. She was chirping at me saying "where is your bunny tonight" and then stopped cold when she picked up the stool softener. Fucking sewer skunks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926845) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:53 AM Author: Bright Idiotic Temple Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926848) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:56 AM Author: Bright Idiotic Temple Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926855) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM Author: Ruby aggressive meetinghouse juggernaut not when she makes me buy shit pills and ruins the smidgeon of swagger and enthusiasm I felt entering my local hypermarket (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926863) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: Bright Idiotic Temple Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926867) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: Ruby aggressive meetinghouse juggernaut I eventually had to buy a saline enema. Not kidding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926866) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:15 AM Author: Ruby aggressive meetinghouse juggernaut she gave it to herself but i had to help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966497) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: Bright Idiotic Temple Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926869) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: Ruby aggressive meetinghouse juggernaut i wish this were flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930664) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:36 AM Author: Chest-beating old irish cottage nowag Wonderful subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927400) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: chrome appetizing legal warrant the fucked up thing is i was wearing a law school shirt because i think it's funny sometimes to go in there and take a bag of m&m's with the shirt on and put it in my pocket and just walk out and see what they say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926875) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: bistre excitant property my wife bought like three of those law school shirts for me but I hate wearing them. Too douchey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927491) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 AM Author: bistre excitant property 180 thread. I rotate ABC stores so the clerks don't have a handle on how often I kill a bourbon bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927482) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:00 AM Author: filthy church building mad cow disease realistically dude no one will remember you in a few weeks.
1. only a fraction of the total employees saw you
2. they see all kinds of people do shit and you spilling beer will quickly fade in their memories, as will what you look like. |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: crusty useless legend nah, bro. its 2014--you got like 150 iq bros working at fucking supermarkets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966452) |
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