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do you ever have to get a new grocery store b/c you fucked up at

the old one. right after exams i hadn't been to sleep and i ...
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I eventually had to buy a saline enema. Not kidding.
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how'd that turn out.
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She was groaning in agony and weeping. Then I went to Walmar...
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oh my god this thread got insane
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How's my bunny? She's plugged. Hasn't shat for a week.
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Did you give her the enema?
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she gave it to herself but i had to help
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i wish this were flame
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the fucked up thing is i was wearing a law school shirt beca...
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:( Noooooooo
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Hawaii bro?
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where's Evan39?
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I'm on aisle three, cleaning up his fucking mess.
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Date: December 14th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: pontificating metal library immigrant

the old one. right after exams i hadn't been to sleep and i wandered into the grocery store and grabbed more beer than i could carry because i was excited and i hadn't drunk in weeks and i dropped it and was like oh no and tried to pick it up and beer and foam and broken glass got everywhere and i just had to abort and i go to a new grocery store now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926683)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM
Author: Heady Elastic Band



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:32 AM
Author: Silver spectacular rehab



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: Provocative Hairless University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927398)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: Thriller Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927586)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Mood



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating appetizing garrison philosopher-king



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine mediation half-breed



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Zombie-like indirect expression

youre good bra

i was embarrassed to go back to a gas station after I was blackout wasted threatened the cashier at the window that he took my money when I was trying to buy a cookie and then he wouldn't give me the cookie. This greatly irritated me even though I think I had actually spent all of my cash at the bar which is why I didn't have any cash. To make matters more embarrassing I started spouted off lawyer sounding shit thinking it made me sound intimidating so he would give me my money and/or cookie. Like, "I'm gonna subpoena your ass and get the security tapes," something about garnishment, etc...

I was soon arrested and taken away from the gas station. Next couple of days I felt so embarrassed I didn't want to go back there ever again so I went a few extra blocks to another gas station.

In the end though, this was a very convenient gas station for me to go to, so after about a week had gone by I went back, and have been going back ever since. I still see the two guys that were working that night and we just laugh and say what's up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926812)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: pontificating metal library immigrant

ty. this is a good story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926820)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: hairraiser den



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine mediation half-breed



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring corner reading party

Omg this and the op are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966656)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: amethyst theatre dysfunction

yeah, i am currently juggling like five 7-11s and three grocery stores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926827)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM
Author: dashing hyperactive box office psychic

employee turnover is usually pretty swift at corporate chains. in six months or so, there will be new people who have no idea who the fuck you even are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926836)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:52 AM
Author: motley round eye center

Ugh, there was this cute bubbly blonde at our local grocery store who mildly flirts with me. Last week my wife sent me to buy STOOL SOFTENER at 2 am and of course the blonde was the only teller. She was chirping at me saying "where is your bunny tonight" and then stopped cold when she picked up the stool softener. Fucking sewer skunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926845)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:53 AM
Author: Heady Elastic Band



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:55 AM
Author: motley round eye center

Here are your fucking gel cap shit pills

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:56 AM
Author: Heady Elastic Band



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM
Author: motley round eye center

not when she makes me buy shit pills and ruins the smidgeon of swagger and enthusiasm I felt entering my local hypermarket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926863)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM
Author: Heady Elastic Band



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:28 AM
Author: buff shaky feces organic girlfriend



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:57 AM
Author: pontificating metal library immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926858)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: dashing hyperactive box office psychic

you should have gotten suppositories and shoved them up her anus to let her know that such things have a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926864)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: motley round eye center

I eventually had to buy a saline enema. Not kidding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926866)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM
Author: dashing hyperactive box office psychic

how'd that turn out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926868)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: motley round eye center

She was groaning in agony and weeping. Then I went to Walmart for magnesium citrate. Then she started cramping and vomiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926877)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:05 AM
Author: pontificating metal library immigrant

oh my god this thread got insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926887)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:06 AM
Author: motley round eye center

How's my bunny? She's plugged. Hasn't shat for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926892)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: pontificating metal library immigrant



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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:56 AM
Author: racy abnormal lettuce wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966819)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: vibrant house

Did you give her the enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966472)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: motley round eye center

she gave it to herself but i had to help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966497)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM
Author: Heady Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926869)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: motley round eye center

i wish this were flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930664)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:36 AM
Author: Provocative Hairless University Sandwich

Wonderful subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927400)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927500)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM
Author: brilliant useless brakes juggernaut

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926860)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: pontificating metal library immigrant

the fucked up thing is i was wearing a law school shirt because i think it's funny sometimes to go in there and take a bag of m&m's with the shirt on and put it in my pocket and just walk out and see what they say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926875)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle deranged office scourge upon the earth

my wife bought like three of those law school shirts for me but I hate wearing them. Too douchey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927491)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:54 AM
Author: pearly razzmatazz hospital dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966810)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle deranged office scourge upon the earth

180 thread. I rotate ABC stores so the clerks don't have a handle on how often I kill a bourbon bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927482)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: charismatic white ticket booth roommate

:(

Noooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927519)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: chocolate vigorous parlor blood rage

Hawaii bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927560)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: talented hilarious step-uncle's house

Yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930640)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:00 AM
Author: Thriller Crackhouse

realistically dude no one will remember you in a few weeks.

1. only a fraction of the total employees saw you

2. they see all kinds of people do shit and you spilling beer will quickly fade in their memories, as will what you look like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927593)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: galvanic canary business firm

nah, bro. its 2014--you got like 150 iq bros working at fucking supermarkets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966452)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: motley round eye center

where's Evan39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930649)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon mental disorder

I'm on aisle three, cleaning up his fucking mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930672)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: pontificating metal library immigrant



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Silver spectacular rehab



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: swollen gaping parlour



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: motley round eye center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966432)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966453)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring corner reading party

Is it just me being high or this one of the most hilarious threads ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966663)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 3:11 AM
Author: Dark naked native

Definitely exceeded expectations.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966868)